Sexual Orientation Poll -

Strike Witch · #**211** 10-02-2007, 03:20 PM

It's Al Gore's Internets.

Mac Sirloin · #**212** 10-02-2007, 03:41 PM

Al gore is Super Cereal about whats his.

Strike Witch · #**213** 10-02-2007, 03:43 PM

Ooh! Number of Heteros currently at 42!

Awesome.

Mac Sirloin · #**214** 10-02-2007, 06:47 PM

Only 4 trollsexuals, how disapointing

toxicity · #**215** 10-04-2007, 05:33 PM

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Only 4 trollsexuals, how disapointing

I'm one of those 4!

Bullet Magnet · #**216** 10-04-2007, 05:43 PM

I was going to pick number seven, but I don't think involuntary celibacy counts.

Hobo · #**217** 10-04-2007, 11:25 PM

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The internets is for everyone, she doesn't have to.

Irony is for everyone

mudling · #**218** 10-04-2007, 11:28 PM

Umm, sorry to be a pain, but could we please have a definition of the non-obvious if not all of the options, just incase someone doesn't know what it is and is? The poll is not 100% accurate otherwise.
That and I want to know what a trollsexual? Someone from lord of the rings? Serious I have no rational idea.

Strike Witch · #**219** 10-04-2007, 11:39 PM

Heterosexual: Front Entry.
Homosexual: A Rear Entry.
Bisexual: Swings' Both wayz.
Transexual: Flavour Of Teh Month.
Hermaphasexual: Screw ethics, I have Money!
Fetishist: Socks and Duct-Tape.
Celibate: No Entry.
Asexual: No Entrance.
Trollsexual: Matthew9r.

mudling · #**220** 10-04-2007, 11:43 PM

Thanks, lol, well at least you explained most of them, I'm still confused about the last three though.

Strike Witch · #**221** 10-04-2007, 11:56 PM

Celibates can't have sex,
Asexuals don't have sex, (or vice versa)
And Trollsexuals have sex with Forum Trolls.

Patrick Vykkers · #**222** 10-05-2007, 12:37 AM

Ghost, are you a pedophile? Your avatar makes me think so.

No, trollsexuals have sex with each other and themselves, then brag about their sexual prowess to normal people.

mudling · #**223** 10-05-2007, 12:41 AM

Oh ok, thanks! I understand now. Yet I'm still hetro, lol.
Umm Patrick, are you sure you're not a reverse pedophile, whatever that is, judging by your avatar.

***Nate*** · #**224** 10-05-2007, 12:45 AM

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Celibates can't have sex,
Asexuals don't have sex, (or vice versa)
And Trollsexuals have sex with Forum Trolls.

More like:
Celibates choose not to have sex
Asexual means no sexual interest at all.
Trollsexual means wanting to have sex with Hobo.

Patrick Vykkers · #**225** 10-05-2007, 03:18 AM

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Oh ok, thanks! I understand now. Yet I'm still hetro, lol.
Umm Patrick, are you sure you're not a reverse pedophile, whatever that is, judging by your avatar.

The hell? I can't possibly be a reverse pedophile, I could only be a reverse ephebophile or a homosexual, and even that's impossible, for one can't molest themselves.

Arthur Webley ain't no pedo, he seems to be.. well, let's just say I think his sheep avoid him.

Strike Witch · #**226** 10-05-2007, 05:20 AM

Aw, thanks Patty.

My avatar is Konata. And surprisingly, she's 18.

Hobo · #**227** 10-05-2007, 11:39 AM

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More like:
Celibates choose not to have sex
Asexual means no sexual interest at all.
Trollsexual means wanting to have sex with Hobo.

Why is the result not 100% Trollsexual then?

Strike Witch · #**228** 10-05-2007, 01:44 PM

Lost in Translation?

Mac Sirloin · #**229** 10-05-2007, 02:01 PM

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Aw, thanks Patty.

My avatar is Konata. And surprisingly, she's 18.

GO GO GADGET ANON.

I am so, so sorry, but sometimes, JUST sometimes, its necessary for me to be a mook.

I am sure you're alll shocked, please, take it slow.

OANST · #**230** 10-05-2007, 03:43 PM

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The hell? I can't possibly be a reverse pedophile, I could only be a reverse ephebophile or a homosexual, and even that's impossible, for one can't molest themselves.

Arthur Webley ain't no pedo, he seems to be.. well, let's just say I think his sheep avoid him.

Is that why you have all those pictures of yourself in a Lil Bo Peep costume? You disgusting little freak.

mudling · #**231** 10-05-2007, 04:48 PM

Oh I am definatly Trollsexual then.

Not!

Oh and Amen to what Old and not so tasty said, well, the "You disgusting little freak" bit anyway.
Jokes!

Oh, and I asume reverse pedophile was well instead of children, the other side of the spectrum.

OANST · #**232** 10-05-2007, 05:10 PM

I like preop trannies. I like em for breakfast, I like em for lunch. I like em for dinner, I like em for brunch. I like em for Caesar, I like em for President. If I had my way I'd make em a permanent resident.

Strike Witch · #**233** 10-05-2007, 06:22 PM

Ikahodo.............

Rupture Farms · #**234** 10-06-2007, 07:51 AM

A mixture of Trollsexual, Bisexual, and Hermaphrasexual.

Mac Sirloin · #**235** 10-07-2007, 02:48 PM

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The hell? I can't possibly be a reverse pedophile, I could only be a reverse ephebophile or a homosexual, and even that's impossible, for one can't molest themselves.

SATISFACTORY

***Nate*** · #**236** 10-07-2007, 07:54 PM

Keep it on topic people. I'm sick of having to delete your petty infighting.

Mac Sirloin · #**237** 10-07-2007, 08:40 PM

Why didn't you delete what I put?

Anyway, The Neanderthals are bisexual, so lets follow by example.

Laser · #**238** 10-08-2007, 07:39 AM

like clubbing some person you really like or just clubbing someone if you feel horny and rape them :-)

AlienMagi · #**239** 10-08-2007, 10:25 AM

What is:
Transexual
Hermaphrasexual
Fetishist
Celibate/Asexual
Trollsexual
??????

abe is now! · #**240** 10-08-2007, 10:47 AM

Transexual: a man who think to be a woman; hermaprhasexual: a guy who has female and male sexual organs; asexual :a guy who hasn't sexual organs: trollsexual: boh, I don't know this sexuality.