Sexual Orientation Poll
 

Since I have a sneaking suspicion that ODDworld Forums has more gaylords than breeders.

Great. Another post from Head Gay Basher himself.

What's this I hear? A witch hunt? I think so.

How have I bashed gays? HOW? How is supporting civil unions, the inclusion of gay people as full Christians, the affirmation of gay relationships, and the equalization of the age of consent for homosexual and heterosexual sex in any way gay bashing?
THIS is gay bashing;
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/ke...mosexualagenda

Was something wrong with my sex topic that made you like it no more, Pat?

And I demand my very own option in that poll list damnit! I do not want to be known as a 'fetisjist...'

No poll on orientation, merely on general attitudes, toward all sex. I guess. And fetishist is more for the furry/BDSM/necrophilia freaks.

...of which Havoc is one, Pat. Hence the reluctance.

Straight. And my hunch tells me this thread is gonna be full of posts in no time.

Yeah, I'm straight and have no plans of being gay any time soon...

My feeling too. This thread is getting more views than a Lindsay Lohan peepshow.

I wanted to put bicurious but that wasn't an option so I went with bi. I agree with Havoc, not enough poll options.
If you like only one man, becuase of who he is not his body, does that really make you gay?

Yes, as gayness is sexual attraction to a person of the same gender.

I'm surprised there's no 'Other sexuality' option, no matter how weird that sounds.

Well, it would be safe to say I'm straight. No matter how much I enjoyed playing a girl part in a play, how girly I can change my voice to be, or how much I jokingly flirt with boys.

Fetishist is that. I really don't want to include illegal stuff, for the fact that it would just be outing yourself as a criminal.

I try my best to be straight.

Yes, I'm sure the FBI are closely watching the weirdo sexual preferences of forum members. :rolleyes:

Are you kidding me? :fuzconf:

Sadly, no.

The point being that it’s not a sexual attraction, but attraction to personality.

Anyway, I put the wrong answer accidentally. Maybe a high ranking staff member can correct my mistake. Everyone knows that OWF has a hilariously high population of sexual deviants.

Ooh. More sex topics. You all have fantastic lives.

Bisexual, and transexual. I feel left out!

I voted trans because it looked lonely.

Shame, I'm transphobic. Seems that so far, I'm being proven right, because if this was truly representative, only 2% would be gay/lesbian.

I dunno, might be gay or straight. Still havent completely grown...:p

Trollsexaul?

Afraid the hooker you'll cop out and hire will have a penis?

Sexual Orientation Possessed by OANST, Hobo, Super Munch, Stingbee, and to a lesser extent, an annoyed Jordan Boi.

SM: Nope, I just think transexualism is a mental illness.

Then why be afraid of it if you don't have the sickness?

Zoophile?

Anyway, I'm straight.

I am not sure what to account myself for, like some sort of convoluted Fetishist/straight thing.

Though I have no right to say such things, as I am a goddamn minor.

Actually Trollsexual all the way, because Trolls need lovin' too.
Brrrrrrr....

Oh, you know what I mean.

As far as I know, laws on obscene and free speech apply to toddlers, kids, teens, and adults equally.