Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions -

OANST · #**181** 03-30-2005, 09:13 AM

A. Eat shit.

Q. If I'm alive and you're alive what does that make Jimmy Hendrix?

Sheriff-Murder · #**182** 03-30-2005, 09:15 AM

A. Dead

Q. what are bowels?

OANST · #**183** 03-30-2005, 09:19 AM

A. Those things that you were licking yesterday.

Q. Why doesn't god love me, uncle Jimmy?

Sheriff-Murder · #**184** 03-30-2005, 09:20 AM

A. cuz youre im hell.

Q. why does your bowels hurt?

duveaux · #**185** 03-30-2005, 09:26 AM

A. cuz you were licking 'em

Q. why would you be licking oanst's bowels?

Sheriff-Murder · #**186** 03-30-2005, 09:28 AM

A. cuz my bowels is itching.

Q. Why are you so mean?

duveaux · #**187** 03-30-2005, 09:30 AM

A. Cuz I'm from holland *plays scary muscic*

Q. Why would I take pride out of the fact that I'm from holland?

Sheriff-Murder · #**188** 03-30-2005, 09:34 AM

A. Becouse you really ARE from holland, just like goldmember in austin powers.

Q. anyone played conquer online?

OANST · #**189** 03-30-2005, 09:34 AM

A. Drugs

Q. Who im he wit da flava in da pants?

Sheriff-Murder · #**190** 03-30-2005, 09:35 AM

A. Wasnt that you?

Q. wasnt that you?

OANST · #**191** 03-30-2005, 09:36 AM

A. Maybe.

Q. I can't read. Can I?

Sheriff-Murder · #**192** 03-30-2005, 09:38 AM

A. you can, you just did(nt)

Q. anyone heard of featus in featu?

duveaux · #**193** 03-31-2005, 04:50 AM

A. nope

Q. would ya tell me 'bout it?

Sheriff-Murder · #**194** 03-31-2005, 04:53 AM

A. Sure.

Q. why have i sendt every second post lately?

mudling · #**195** 03-31-2005, 05:00 AM

A: becuase your on the ball.
Q: what happens if i deflated the ball?

Sheriff-Murder · #**196** 03-31-2005, 05:02 AM

A. it will die.

Q. What do you mean by ball? and deflate?

mudling · #**197** 03-31-2005, 05:08 AM

A: it's an expression and i was using a pun, normaly, ball are filled with air and are inflated.
Q: what is jimmeny crickets real name?

duveaux · #**198** 03-31-2005, 05:08 AM

A. Same as the ball's

Q. will the ball get soiled?

mudling · #**199** 03-31-2005, 05:12 AM

A: yes.
Q: what is there after ifinity and beyond?

Sheriff-Murder · #**200** 03-31-2005, 05:18 AM

A. an eye.

Q. why did i just write that, it dont make any sense.

mudling · #**201** 03-31-2005, 05:20 AM

A: or does it? oh, wait, it doesn't.
Q: what is here and there at the same time but no here or there?

Sheriff-Murder · #**202** 03-31-2005, 05:21 AM

A. Time.

Q. is time a thing?

mudling · #**203** 03-31-2005, 11:05 PM

A: one thing i do know is that it's time for me to leave! i'm sick of this forrum! april fools!
Q: can anyone (apart from alcar) fool me? (probibly everyone)

duveaux · #**204** 03-31-2005, 11:08 PM

A. Nope, I know someone who couldn't fool you!
(april fool! ofcourse I don't)

Q. Why is it that the slig on top of the page has it's legs split in half because of that "april fools" banner?

mudling · #**205** 03-31-2005, 11:14 PM

A: i don't know but it wouldn't be easy walking like that!
Q: does april fools day end at 12pm (midday) or 12am (the next day)?

Abe16 · #**206** 03-31-2005, 11:23 PM

A : Only if you want it too! :P

Q : Is the April fool real?

Sheriff-Murder · #**207** 03-31-2005, 11:31 PM

A.Nope, press it and see.

Q. is it 1. april today???

Abe16 · #**208** 03-31-2005, 11:36 PM

A : In some regions...

Q : Will someone ever ban April Fools

mudling · #**209** 04-01-2005, 12:14 AM

A: probably!
Q: how was april fools day created/iinvented?

OANST · #**210** 04-01-2005, 01:04 PM

A. Some people celebrated the new year on April 1st even after the calender was updated to have January as the new year. This eventually became known as April fools day. True.

Q. Did I answer truthfully?