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Havoc · #**1291** 08-17-2011, 11:07 AM

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Shit and pee... I think you'd have to do more than not take a shower for that to happen. Know what I'm saying?

After not having showered in the morning and having gone to the toilet about 4 times on a day, having been working all day, go have sex and tell me that the things you smell are not the most disgusting things in the world.

I know that I don't smell nice after such a day and a ladyfriend's vagina certainly doesn't smell very nice after such a day. And when it's a hot day it's even worse!

Jordan · #**1292** 08-17-2011, 11:08 AM

I didn't even know what one of those was until I googled it. Wow. People find that sexy?

MA · #**1293** 08-17-2011, 11:18 AM

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Shit and fish?

yeah. she was a prize winning heifer, give her a break.

Wings of Fire · #**1294** 08-17-2011, 12:22 PM

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I didn't even know what one of those was until I googled it. Wow. People find that sexy?

I dunno, I mean I understand that watersports and scat is essentially about control. But vomit? Really?!

Sekto Springs · #**1295** 08-17-2011, 12:53 PM

There are psychological reasons for every fetish that actually tend to make quite a bit of sense when it's explained.

Doesn't make it any less gross though.

MeechCrunchies · #**1296** 08-17-2011, 02:35 PM

Guys...sorry to burst your philosophical discussion on shit..
but um, when I said "shit eating" grin I was referring to what kind of grin guys and girls get after they get done...ya know the kind that doesn't go away for about 6 hours and makes it blatantly obvious what you've been doing <3

Sekto Springs · #**1297** 08-17-2011, 02:54 PM

I think everyone got that, MC. They were just being smartasses.

MeechCrunchies · #**1298** 08-17-2011, 04:06 PM

Is it sad that I can't honestly tell anymore the difference anymore?

Sekto Springs · #**1299** 08-17-2011, 04:23 PM

No, its the internet. Not to mention we make a point to be ambiguous dickheads.

***Alcar*** · #**1300** 08-18-2011, 03:40 AM

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Oh, never! I rule out anything to do with golden showers and scat. OTHER THAN THAT I'M PRETTY OPEN MINDED. *cough*

A man after my own heart.

Alcar...

JennyGenesis · #**1301** 08-18-2011, 05:17 AM

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Oh, never! I rule out anything to do with golden showers and scat. OTHER THAN THAT I'M PRETTY OPEN MINDED. *cough*

Shall I put you on my ignore list in case I read anything else mind haunting?

***Alcar*** · #**1302** 08-18-2011, 12:30 PM

But he ruled out the bad ones.

Alcar...

Jordan · #**1303** 08-18-2011, 02:48 PM

Jenny's mind is haunting by the fact that I'm not into scat and golden showers. Is there something you need to tell us Jenny?

JennyGenesis · #**1304** 08-18-2011, 03:21 PM

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Oh, never! I rule out anything to do with golden showers and scat. OTHER THAN THAT I'M PRETTY OPEN MINDED. *cough*

You stay at the begining that you RULE THEM OUT but the end of the post doesen't convince me. That's why I feel haunted. I'm up for trying new things, within a limit of course, I'd never ever get involved in scat or watersports.

Jordan · #**1305** 08-18-2011, 03:33 PM

No, I'm being entirely genuine. Besides, I think I've said enough in this thread.

Wings of Fire · #**1306** 08-18-2011, 05:46 PM

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Besides, I think I've said enough in this thread.

Au contraire, tell us more!

T-nex · #**1307** 08-19-2011, 01:57 AM

Joe wants to know about your watersports and scat escapades!

Dixanadu · #**1308** 08-19-2011, 07:50 AM

Some things should go in the toilet.

Not on your body, and definitely not in your mouth!

Manco · #**1309** 08-19-2011, 08:20 AM

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Some things should go in the toilet.

Not on your body, and definitely not in your mouth!

"Shit-talking" would make an excellent euphemism.

JennyGenesis · #**1310** 08-19-2011, 08:47 AM

You may have just invented it for the members of this forum...

Pilot · #**1311** 08-19-2011, 08:12 PM

On odors: I can always tell when a female has been around, that estrogen smell..... hits me in the face like a ton of bricks. It's worse if they've been sleeping, just used the toilet.... can't even imagine the smex smell.

I actually prefer the smell of men.

Wings of Fire · #**1312** 08-19-2011, 08:57 PM

Big surprise there.

T-nex · #**1313** 08-19-2011, 09:59 PM

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Sekto Springs · #**1314** 08-19-2011, 10:09 PM

I've never been in an environment where either gender didn't mask their natural musk with copious amounts of deodorant or cologne. I sort of appreciate the sentiment.

Dixanadu · #**1315** 08-20-2011, 05:42 AM

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On odors: I can always tell when a female has been around, that estrogen smell..... hits me in the face like a ton of bricks. It's worse if they've been sleeping, just used the toilet.... can't even imagine the smex smell.

I actually prefer the smell of men.

The smex smell is pretty rancid. Like a wet dog on a hot day.

A dog that just ate prawns past their sell-by date.

MA · #**1316** 08-20-2011, 06:38 AM

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On odors: I can always tell when a female has been around, that estrogen smell..... hits me in the face like a ton of bricks. It's worse if they've been sleeping, just used the toilet.... can't even imagine the smex smell.

now we have Hannibal Lector and Ed Gein!

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I've never been in an environment where either gender didn't mask their natural musk with copious amounts of deodorant or cologne. I sort of appreciate the sentiment.

no way, man. i let my musk flow free.

Pilot · #**1317** 08-20-2011, 09:03 AM

Nobody else has noticed this phenomenon? It's always the case for me when I'm at friend's houses or am staying overnight with friends in California, visiting mom, married friends, etc.

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no way, man. i let my musk flow free.

Right, well musk is much different than the dirtiness of B.O.

Dixanadu · #**1318** 08-20-2011, 09:58 AM

There was a strange odour in my friend's flat when I visited him last year.

It smelled like desperation.

Pilot · #**1319** 08-20-2011, 09:58 AM

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There was a strange odour in my friend's flat when I visited him last year.

It smelled like desperation.

Ah yes, the combination of sweat and shame.

Dixanadu · #**1320** 08-20-2011, 10:00 AM

It had to be desperation because the woman he was banging had a face like E.T's ballbag.