The NEW! Sex Thread
 

Since people on blogs want it, you get it.

We're talking about human/human interaction, here.

Probably been mentioned before, so let's all talk about the first time we touched a boob.

Or penis.

All nighter party, early teens. We were all up late and I ran into this one chick in the bathroom, so we just played around. Nothing came of it relationshipwise, but I did find out I was a dyke that night. Or day, since it was past 12.

My first time was up a mountain, in the evening, and it was raining, and it was with a girl (yes you read correctly)

I touched Chris's friend's gf's boob....?

Anybody want to hear a story about a pasty, nerdy, socially inept 20 year old's sex life and mild drunken homosexual tendacies?

Give us the dirt.

Who wants to hear about the time I earned my redwings again.

While I have touched boob, I have yet to have sex...I'm waiting for the right person both for religious and non-religious reasons. I think I mentioned that before. Its gonna be tough though. I lurve the ladeez. ;)

No spoiler tags this time.

Who wants to hear about my 16 year old sex addicted GF?

Who wants to just tell their demented sex stories and not ask first?

That would just be rude, man.

There can be no mannerisms when sex is involved.

Of course there is mannerism. We're men of class, after all.

Same as that ^.


And I didn't just touch a boob, i touched alot (all of them accidental), I won't forget the time I tripped, and fell and hit my enormous sister in-laws boobs (bigger than a greek goddess') with my face on the way to the ground. well it wasn't exactly a hit but there was friction:D.

Boy would I love to see the expression on your face when you realize how stupid you've been for years and years.

Never had it.

nuff said.

Sex with top hats and monacles is the pinnacle of culture.

Well said, chap.

Surely the joy of monacles and top hats would immediately eclipse the sex?

You don't know what your missing.....

I like to be tied up and whipped.

I don't think that's true at all. If you couldn't understand something without experiencing it then there would be no value in stories and accounts.

Keep your top hats and monacles, I have martinis.

I know.

I like to be bitten to the point of bleeding. I remember being accidentally drooled on during, and got even more aroused by it.

Aaand I am now officially uncomfortable reading this thread.

Weird masturbatory stories are allowed.

Oh yea? Well I like blood too! I like bleeding and the taste of it. I also like cuts.
And scars are wonderful too.


Is everyone getting nervous yet? :D

I masturbated once in the same room as my girlfriend, she was pretty aroused by it. So much so she decided to take it upon herself to intervene and take over my self pleasing act... she was good at it.

If I'm honest, no. Am I intrigued? Yes. I'm quite into sadomasochism.

Challenge accepted.

A partner had a lighter lit for about a minute, then pressed the hot iron against my nano-boner.

I screamed like a little bitch then proceeded to fuck the bitch. Twas painful.

SERIOUSLY

This thread is strange.