The NEW! Sex Thread -

JennyGenesis · #**1261** 08-14-2011, 01:57 PM

Doing that would make me feel wrong...

Laser · #**1262** 08-14-2011, 01:58 PM

You'd think so, but it felt so right

Havoc · #**1263** 08-14-2011, 02:20 PM

The fact that he came so quickly scares me more than anything.

Laser · #**1264** 08-14-2011, 02:26 PM

Well Abe is one sexy motherfucker. Surely you realised that after all these years?

JennyGenesis · #**1265** 08-14-2011, 02:56 PM

No, never found him sexually attractive, just cute.

Anyway, moving on Thankfully

A friend told me that last night she had sex 4 times in the evening, so I said that when my boyfriend gets back that me and him would attempt to do 5 in a night, but I know I'm goona fail, I can manage 2 times, 3 times if I really push myself though, has anybody managed to have sex 5 times in the same night?

I see it as something I will fail to achieve.

EDIT:Yep I think he agrees as well...

Laser · #**1266** 08-15-2011, 02:54 AM

Why not have sex for a really long time instead of doing 5 times?

Havoc · #**1267** 08-15-2011, 02:56 AM

My record in one night (being from around 9PM to 6AM) was 6 times and I was completely butchered after that.

Jordan · #**1268** 08-15-2011, 05:50 AM

I prefer the option of doing it few times but for longer. I got to about 2-3 times a day for a week last time.

Pilot · #**1269** 08-16-2011, 08:34 PM

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My record in one night (being from around 9PM to 6AM) was 6 times and I was completely butchered after that.

He cut it off???

MeechCrunchies · #**1270** 08-16-2011, 09:22 PM

I just got back from a recent three hour Ford loveathon...
I is one happy fucking camper, got that "fucking good night" shit eating grin on...it won't stop xD
Needless to say, the "Stank Window" phenomenon is real, and we experienced
it...

Sekto Springs · #**1271** 08-16-2011, 10:11 PM

You're gross.

Havoc · #**1272** 08-17-2011, 12:20 AM

I don't even know what the hell he's talking about.

***Nate*** · #**1273** 08-17-2011, 05:39 AM

I understood part of it. 'Stank Window' perplexes me somewhat.

***Wil*** · #**1274** 08-17-2011, 06:39 AM

All I understood was the phrase "shit eating".

Searching Google for "stank window" returns... this thread.

Laser · #**1275** 08-17-2011, 08:16 AM

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I just got back from a recent three hour Ford loveathon...
I is one happy fucking camper, got that "fucking good night" shit eating grin on...it won't stop xD
Needless to say, the "Stank Window" phenomenon is real, and we experienced
it...

So...you are a coprophage? Or is a coprophile?

From my listening to Outkast, I assume Stank window is the "funk" window. Which means their shit eating created a residue on the window with its smell...or they were listening to some funky music and made the windows funky?

This song seems aproptiate.

Sekto Springs · #**1276** 08-17-2011, 08:43 AM

Stank window, as I understand it, is when you engage in excess sexual activity without proper ventilation and the "sex smell" gets trapped inside. You then open the windows to let the "stank" out.

Laser · #**1277** 08-17-2011, 08:48 AM

Stank is quite possibly the least sexy word in the english language. Along with Algorithms

Jordan · #**1278** 08-17-2011, 08:50 AM

Oooh that's stanky. What does sex even smell like!?

MA · #**1279** 08-17-2011, 09:00 AM

like a thousand moist vaginas or sweaty arse-cracks.

JennyGenesis · #**1280** 08-17-2011, 09:27 AM

Shit and fish?

Sekto Springs · #**1281** 08-17-2011, 09:29 AM

In my experience it just smells like BO, but extra pungent.

JennyGenesis · #**1282** 08-17-2011, 09:37 AM

In my experience it just smells like cum.

Sekto Springs · #**1283** 08-17-2011, 09:41 AM

You're doing it wrong.

JennyGenesis · #**1284** 08-17-2011, 09:56 AM

Havoc · #**1285** 08-17-2011, 10:52 AM

Smells like sweat and condom if you're doing it right. Smell likes shit and pee if you didn't take a shower.

Jordan · #**1286** 08-17-2011, 10:57 AM

Shit and pee... I think you'd have to do more than not take a shower for that to happen. Know what I'm saying?

T-nex · #**1287** 08-17-2011, 11:01 AM

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Shit and pee... I think you'd have to do more than not take a shower for that to happen. Know what I'm saying?

Talking by experience?

Jordan · #**1288** 08-17-2011, 11:02 AM

Oh, never! I rule out anything to do with golden showers and scat. OTHER THAN THAT I'M PRETTY OPEN MINDED. *cough*

T-nex · #**1289** 08-17-2011, 11:04 AM

Hmmm... You're being quite defensive about it.

Wings of Fire · #**1290** 08-17-2011, 11:06 AM

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Oh, never! I rule out anything to do with golden showers and scat. OTHER THAN THAT I'M PRETTY OPEN MINDED. *cough*

So Roman showers are still good then?