A young girl was in the car with her father. Her father went past the driving limit, and the police begun chasing them. "Bastard!" the father yelled.
"What does that mean, daddy?" asked the girl. "Oh, that's just another name for the police." he replied.
Later that day when they got home, the girl went into the kitchen. Her mother was cutting the turkey when she cut her finger on the knife. "Fuck!" she shrieked.
"What does that mean, mommy?" she asked. "That's just another name for cutting the turkey, dear." her mother replied.
Out in the hallway, her brother was vacuuming the mat. Suddenly, he tripped over it, hurting his knee. "Shit!" he cried.
"What does that mean...?" the girl asked. "Oh, uhm... that's just another name for the mat!" he replied.
She went upstairs to see her dad, he was in the bathroom shaving. "Balls!" he shouted.
"What does that mean, daddy?" she asked him. "Oh, that's just... another name for my chin." he said.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. Going downstairs, the girl answered the door. It was the police. The girl prepared to speak.
"Hello bastards, wipe your feet on the shit. My mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey, and my dad's upstairs shaving his balls."
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its a sex injury: im missing my left ear. dont ask.
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