Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions -

Splat · #**661** 06-20-2005, 11:15 AM

A. Yeah, I can remember it clearly... "Birmingham 1 1/2 Miles"... It's changed my life... forever...

Q. Will I get sued for over-use of dots in the above answer?

OANST · #**662** 06-20-2005, 11:28 AM

A. Only if there is urine on them.

Q. Does anyone here want to give me a high paying job?

big bro boogie · #**663** 06-20-2005, 11:33 AM

A: yeah, but i'm outta stock right now
Q: who's my dad?

OANST · #**664** 06-20-2005, 11:44 AM

A. That would be me. Son.

Q. How old are you? Son.

big bro boogie · #**665** 06-20-2005, 11:48 AM

A: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, i'm 14
Q: am i my dad's lawyer?

OANST · #**666** 06-20-2005, 12:09 PM

A. No.

Q. Would you like to be?

big bro boogie · #**667** 06-20-2005, 01:29 PM

A: yeah, i can sew you for evrything on yo' costs
Q: what's it pay?

OANST · #**668** 06-20-2005, 01:59 PM

A. I pay in dried scrotums.

Q. Salty?

big bro boogie · #**669** 06-20-2005, 02:22 PM

A: peppery!
Q: Why did my dad call me, his son, Quinten?

OANST · #**670** 06-20-2005, 02:39 PM

A. Cause you are nerd. Just like Tarantino. Or maybe you are gnerd. I don't know.

Q. Pooey sat in fart and then what he does?

big bro boogie · #**671** 06-20-2005, 02:41 PM

Q: he shitted
A: then what he do?

OANST · #**672** 06-20-2005, 02:53 PM

A. Sucked a big fat juicy pencil.

Q. Who is buried in Grant's tomb?

big bro boogie · #**673** 06-20-2005, 02:57 PM

A: your bowels
Q: is this a 2 man's thread?

OANST · #**674** 06-20-2005, 03:07 PM

A. Yes, no, probably so.

Q. Who dared to kill my bowels?

Leto · #**675** 06-21-2005, 12:16 AM

A: Not me.

Q: So, that's why your bowels hurt, huh?

Splat · #**676** 06-21-2005, 04:42 AM

A. My client will not comment at this time.

Q. Since when was he my client?

big bro boogie · #**677** 06-21-2005, 07:13 AM

A: Since your client left his son.
Q: If I pay a lot of salt, for a lot of milk, how much poison would you have?

OANST · #**678** 06-21-2005, 09:22 AM

A. All that you would ever need.

Q. Who are you trying to poison? My bowels?

Abe16 · #**679** 06-21-2005, 01:16 PM

A: maybe...

Q: What happend here!?

OANST · #**680** 06-21-2005, 01:37 PM

A. God piddled on your forehead.

Q. If I smoked crack and then licked your face would I die?

big bro boogie · #**681** 06-21-2005, 03:42 PM

A: Yeah, for your bowels are already dead.
Q: why is a mug chasing me down my chair?

Splat · #**682** 06-22-2005, 12:25 PM

A. Cus you didn't take the spoon out idiot!

Q. how much rice is there in 3 gallons of liquidised Greenday CDs?

Abe16 · #**683** 06-22-2005, 01:34 PM

A: 5.

Q: How many gallons of water can you put in a camra?

OANST · #**684** 06-22-2005, 02:19 PM

A. 7.39

Q. How much poo can I fit in my mouth?

hint: it's a lot of poo.

Abe16 · #**685** 06-22-2005, 06:23 PM

A: Every single piece you can find!

Q: Do i live in a trailer park?

Splat · #**686** 06-23-2005, 09:55 AM

A. No, you live in a parked trailer.

Q. HAHAHAHAH...HA?

Conker_Rocket · #**687** 06-23-2005, 10:13 AM

A. None
Q. Can you smell the bones?

Conker_Rocket · #**688** 06-23-2005, 10:18 AM

A. $5
Q. Can you smell the bones?

Splat · #**689** 06-23-2005, 02:33 PM

A. I can smell my bones (I should really get those put back in my leg).

Q. Why did you answer the same question twice?

Abe16 · #**690** 06-23-2005, 05:11 PM

A: becuase i- wait, that wasn't directed to me.

Q: was it?