Sports

[abe is now!]

Football is my sport Inter Milan F.C. is my team! But I also like Real Madrid and Manchester City from Europe, and obviously the team of my wonderful little town, Brandizzo.

Italy is gonna win the European Cup.

[MA]

Italy is gonna win the European Cup.

keep dreaming, Italio.

[STM]

We've got Euro 2012 in the bag!

LOL!

[abe is now!]

We are too much strong. I can't remember last win of England.

[OANST]

That's not football. Everyone knows that football is played by holding the ball in your hands.

[MeechMunchie]

Or maybe, get this, you hit the BALL with your FOOT.

NOT THE OVOID WITH YOUR HANDS

CALL IT FUCKING HANDOVOID

GRAAGGHSIKPDHNF

[OANST]

No, that's football.

[MeechMunchie]

No, it's rugby.

[Phylum]

What about football? We call that football in Australia, too.

[Ridg3]

But... football is football. Why is this disputed?

[OANST]

That's right. And everyone knows that football is played with your hands.

[STM]

I don't think you blokes seem to grasp what Matt's is trying to do...

[OANST]

If they grasp it with their hands then they are playing football.

[MeechMunchie]

DAM U OANST Y U SO STUPID

[STM]

Shit that was clever.

[Mac Sirloin]

Hockey: It's fucking stupid, but at least we're not confusing everyone else.

E: fuck hockey

[Wings of Fire]

I like table hockey

That counts, right?

[Mac Sirloin]

I'm not entirely sure I even know what a table IS, Joe.

[Mr. Bungle]

I'm watching the Simpsons episode Lisa on Ice. that counts, right? I mean, it is about hockey.


But seriously, I really enjoy basketball. Playing it, watching it, whatever. It's just fun.

[abe is now!]

I was talking about soccer... I thought you also name it football (for example, Manchester United Football Club, Chelsea Football Club, Liverpool Football CLub >.>)

[STM]

We do, OANST is American, thus, a twat who thinks 'football' is played by holding the ball.

Shame you Italians aren't so good at rugby!! ;D

[Ridg3]

Americans only call their sport football to annoy us. They're just mad that American Football is gay compared to rugby.

[OANST]

Americans typically say the same thing about rugby.

[abe is now!]

Shame you Italians aren't so good at rugby!! ;D

You're right, but I can really say we're strong at volleyball, swimming, water polo, skiing... but I would be glad to see Italy winning something at rugby!

[Dixanadu]

It's Handegg. End of discussion.

I always thought of it as a pussy version of rugby. Being strapped in massive armour and protective gear and acting tough just makes you come across as a major douche. In rugby, I've seen guys with half their faces bleeding only to get stitched up and get back on. That's being tough.

On the topic of football, I'm a Chelsea supporter myself. Totally psyched when they won the FA Cup against Liverpool. Fingers crossed for the Champions League final.

We've got Euro 2012 in the bag!

England are always overconfident, and that's why they constantly get smashed to pieces.

I hope Balotelli makes the Italy squad. Damn, he makes me laugh.

[Nate]

I like men in soccer uniforms. Does that count as an interest in sport?

[Dixanadu]

If you saw Wayne Rooney, you'd change that statement to some men.

[Wings of Fire]

Oh

I got a sports reference joke

That's good, right?

[STM]

I was being intentionally sarcastic, England wont win the Euro 2012, they'll never fucking win anything because they are a bunch of overpaid cunts who can't work together. Fuck me, Fulham would have more of a chance of winning the World Cup than England does.

[Dixanadu]

Didn't Greece win the Euro in 2004? Damn, that was messed up.