If you were invisible... -

***Nate*** · #31 10-25-2009, 04:35 PM

Clearly we're full of shit.

Bullet Magnet · #32 10-26-2009, 02:45 AM

I'd learn photography and then combine the abilities to win the Wildlife Photographer of the Year award.

I'd also take a moment to study the refractive properties of an invisible person in various transparent mediums, ie air and water. It would be an interesting investigation.

MeechMunchie · #33 10-26-2009, 09:51 AM

I always thought that underwater an invisible object would look like a bubble, as it would be transparent space submerged in a liquid. I would also reccomend that everybody see an opaque gas bubbled under deep water at least once in their life. Globes of colour rush to the surface, then dissapear into a puff as they hit it.

abe is now! · #34 10-26-2009, 10:47 AM

I wouldn't steal because others could see the stuff... but I think I'll destroy something.

MA · #35 10-26-2009, 10:48 AM

jesus. that's...quite worrying.

abe is now! · #36 10-26-2009, 10:50 AM

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jesus. that's...quite worrying.

No, don't worry.

Josh · #37 10-26-2009, 11:13 AM

Hrrm. What is it with people becomeing invisible thieves here?

shaman · #38 10-26-2009, 11:28 AM

I'm also going to go with settling some old scores.

Bullet Magnet · #39 10-26-2009, 12:12 PM

Doesn't anybody else want to use their amazing new powers for the good of humanity?

MA · #40 10-26-2009, 12:17 PM

humanity can fuck off. what's humanity ever done for us?

fucking humanity.

Wings of Fire · #41 10-26-2009, 12:26 PM

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Doesn't anybody else want to use their amazing new powers for the good of humanity?

I can't see how you could use invisibility for the good of humanity, if I had healing powers as well I'd sneak into hospitals at night and cure people.

Bullet Magnet · #42 10-26-2009, 12:28 PM

The laws of physics have been broken for you. If you can't think of a good way to use that, find a sidekick who can.

shaman · #43 10-26-2009, 12:29 PM

If i had healing powers i'd place my hands on the ground and reverse deforestation...

The moral highground is mine.

Wings of Fire · #44 10-26-2009, 12:31 PM

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The laws of physics have been broken for you. If you can't think of a good way to use that, find a sidekick who can.

The power of anonymity can only be destructive, didn't you learn anything from the internet?

Bullet Magnet · #45 10-26-2009, 12:34 PM

I'd use it the same way it can be used on the Internet: infiltration for the purposes of study and documentation. I myself have naturalism in mind. I'd get into the BBC's Life... team.

MeechMunchie · #46 10-26-2009, 01:24 PM

It's on now. I can see it out of the corner of my eyes. Some cyotes are howling to their cute puppies.

MA · #47 10-26-2009, 01:28 PM

BM stop sneaking around the coyotes pups. they can smell you, doesn't matter if you're invisible.

MeechMunchie · #48 10-26-2009, 01:34 PM

Now it's scorpion vs. meerkat.

Josh · #49 10-27-2009, 02:42 AM

I have a list of things to steal:
HDTV
Fallout 3 game of the year edition
Another HDTV
A new PC
A laptop
Lots and lots of Coca Cola.

Sekto Springs · #50 10-27-2009, 08:15 AM

I'm with MA, fuck humanity. Humanity is an unstoppable virus, and no matter how many wars or bouts of mass plague we endure, we always fucking bounce back. We need something supernatural that nobody saw coming to really fuxxor the equilibrium.

Invisibility, going Super Saiyan, being so large and strong that the earth explodes every time you take a step, Akira explosion. All of these sound good.

You just gotta rape shake things up a little.

Bullet Magnet · #51 10-27-2009, 10:48 AM

Of course, being invisible necessarily goes hand in hand with being blind, since light must be passing just as easily through your retinas as the rest of your body. Even if it didn't, they would cast a shadow and therefore be visible, and also you would still see nothing unless your lenses and corneas could also refract light in their normal capacity, increasing the likelihood of being seen.

shaman · #52 10-27-2009, 10:56 AM

Alright fine, if you're going to be all technical about it, we'll do this.

When you go invisible, you go blind.

However due to mother natures sencse of humour, whenever you activate your invisibilty you also begin to activate your eye - mounted sonar, sending out sound and receiving it back and using a super sensative node concealed in your head to paint a mental image with preternatural accuracy in your mind. Now stop talking about invisibility causing blindness, it screws with the fun of it.

Assholes.

Ridg3 · #53 10-27-2009, 02:23 PM

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...being invisible necessarily goes hand in hand with being blind...

Spoiler,

Anywhoo, I think I would use my power of invisibility to:

Check out Holly Willoughby getting changed...yummy.
Go up to Harry potter and slap him whilst saying, "I don't need some pansy cloak".
(this only works if the invisibility also makes your clothes invisible) walk around the street naked.
Fuck with pious people to make them think that their God(s) doesn't love them.

These are a few examples of what I would do.

MeechMunchie · #54 10-27-2009, 02:26 PM

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If I was invisible I would be blind because light would go straight through my eyes.

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Of course, being invisible necessarily goes hand in hand with being blind, since light must be passing just as easily through your retinas as the rest of your body.

Somehow it seems more important when BM says it.

Bullet Magnet · #55 10-28-2009, 09:41 AM

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Somehow it seems more important when BM says it.

You need to carve your way into my niche first if you want to compete.

T-nex · #56 10-28-2009, 11:32 AM

I liked it when MeechMunchie said it though

It made me feel all warm and fuzzy.

Wings of Fire · #57 10-28-2009, 11:33 AM

Lesbian.

MeechMunchie · #58 10-28-2009, 02:18 PM

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You need to carve your way into my niche first if you want to compete.

Thats what she said.

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Lesbian.

Wut? Are you implying I'm a woman?

Strike Witch · #59 10-28-2009, 10:05 PM

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Lesbian.

Sup?

shaman · #60 10-29-2009, 04:10 AM

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warm and fuzzy.

Sup?