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  #31  
06-15-2008, 01:51 PM
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Seks - 3.5/5

Masturbation - 4/5

Teehee. Girls do it too.

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06-15-2008, 03:08 PM
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06-15-2008, 05:37 PM
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Abe is Now: Leaving aside all the complements you got when you posted in WDYLL, you're 14! The chances of anyone having sex at that age are extremely low and in most cases (Alcar aside), they're lying.

It'll happen for you when it happens. Probably sooner than it did for me.
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06-15-2008, 09:25 PM
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I know quite a few people who lost it at 14 (not me lol, 15) but they were labelled as sluts at that age... even if it was like, a long commitment as opposed to one night stand.

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Teehee. Girls do it too.
that they do go you for owning up!

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Very nearly had phone sex, 5/5.
define nearly? actually...

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06-15-2008, 10:37 PM
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Seks - 3.5/5

Masturbation - 4/5

Teehee. Girls do it too.

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5/5. I HAD FUCKING LUBE BABY.
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06-16-2008, 03:56 AM
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Abe is Now: Leaving aside all the complements you got when you posted in WDYLL, you're 14! The chances of anyone having sex at that age are extremely low and in most cases (Alcar aside), they're lying.

It'll happen for you when it happens. Probably sooner than it did for me.
I was talking about my future, I know I can't have sex now.

Anyway last wank was about two hours ago. I had better wanks... This one killed me.
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06-16-2008, 04:14 AM
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Rexy aren't you naughty.
Yes. Yes I am.

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06-16-2008, 10:02 AM
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I was talking about my future, I know I can't have sex now.

Anyway last wank was about two hours ago. I had better wanks... This one killed me.
It... Killed you? What the hell have you been eating boy?
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06-16-2008, 10:11 AM
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It... Killed you? What the hell have you been eating boy?
I meant that after that wank I felt exhausted.
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06-16-2008, 10:38 AM
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Hmm.. my last sexy time was about a week ago with my ex, yes I am ashamed; but when you go two years in a fire academy surrounded my a bunch of guys *and one girl the could probalby make you feel like the girl* you take it asap when you get out.

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06-16-2008, 11:25 AM
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Hmmm...I swear people are just wanking just to post something in this thread

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06-16-2008, 12:00 PM
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Yeah, this is what the thread is about. As you can tell, I wank. A lot.
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06-16-2008, 12:21 PM
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Yeah, this is what the thread is about. As you can tell, I wank. A lot.
Ah, so that's what your custom title refers to......
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06-16-2008, 12:38 PM
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this thread SUCKS
Who forced you to look at it?
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06-16-2008, 01:31 PM
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This thread makes me horny. Oh yeah.
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This thread makes me horny. Oh yeah.
All right! Giggity giggity.

Anyway, to get on topic:
Yet to have had sex so no scoring there (in more ways than one)

Last wank was pretty rubbish, 2/5
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this thread SUCKS
You suck. Fuck off.

Actually, my custom title can refer to a lot of things. 4/5.
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06-16-2008, 10:18 PM
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Hmmm...I swear people are just wanking just to post something in this thread
I'd like to say it was precisely my plan, but I actually just assumed you were a bunch of wankers except a few of the ex/mods, lol

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this thread SUCKS
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Your dad's dick.

And this thread is your mother.
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06-17-2008, 01:23 AM
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Relax, some of the new members just aren't used to how... well, how everyone behaves here, and it would be shocking to me if I hadn't give up with my political correctness long ago.
Last wank 1/5, seriously, only due it because I'm bored and to fight off my hornyness.
Go to an all boys school, and am jam packed with school, work, performances and sport at the moment... annoying.
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We should all organize a time at which we can all jack off simulataneously around the globe.
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Yes, and we could fill up an enormous pool.
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Yes, and we could fill up an enormous pool.
No.....just no. Bukkake is never good. *retches*
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Had no sex yet... I'm 14
But I'd love to have it as soon as possible. (Not making this post as a joke)
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You just don't want to answer the question.
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I can vouch that Charlies last wank was 5/5, as I was present.

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