Sex
 

When did you last have it? How did you rate it out of 5?

If you're single/partnerless, rate your last wank out of 5.

last intercourse: 3.5/5. could've been better, not too long, but was still nice

My last wank was at around 4pm and I rate it a 4.5 out of 5, quite long and I had a good release.

Protip: Never wank while wearing a black shirt.

Last intercourse: 4/5. Started out a bit slow but quickly improved...

My last intercourse was too long ago due to the absence of my partner. The fact that I don't remember it so well compared to other, more memorable "sessions" I had probably shows how much I take it for granted, though. . . Which is a bad thing. :S

I'll give it 3.9/5. Despite the fact that we'd know it would be our last for a while, it wasn't too spectacular and didn't bring anything new into the equation, but it did feel very good and satisfying while strongly reminding us both of our mental bonds. . .

I know that all too well. :P Warm water works best as temporary cleaning.

aw soz, I forgot about you since your last blog where you mentioned it. :( I know exactly how you feel about that, as it's happened to me when my girlfriend has gone away for a while... You seem to do it out of loving obligation knowing you're not going to do it again for a while, but because it started like that it's nowhere near as noteworthy/spontaeneous/spectacular.


...memorable sessions ftw :D

...The things you guys come up with, absolutely disgusting. And I love you for it.

Eh, mine wasn't bad, pretty long. 4/5.

WAITWHUT. I mean wank, surely I'm not having intercourse at this age.

My last intercourse is not something I’d like to think back to, as much glee as Peter and Charlie may take from it. Last wank was all right, I guess; I’ll award it 3.5 outta 5. It was nothing special, except that I did it at work.

Last intercourse...maybe, what, 2 nights ago?

Not really very much sex, just a little lickin' and a little kissin', then sleeping in a sweaty tangle for the night.

Last sex? Last weekend. I give it a 0. I'd had more than three bottles of wine, and then stupidly slept with the next human I encountered. Happened to be my roommate.

WORST MISTAKE IN MY LIFE

Although I give the last wank I had a full 5! Shower wanks are the best :D

Alcar...

I (might) be getting her back on the 25th. :P But thanks for the sympathy anyway - They say that time apart makes the heart grow fonder. . . And yeah, it was kind of like how you described.

Sessions like that really make you appreciate each other, though.

Indeed. :P

I've elected to become chaste for equal parts experimental purposes and general circumstance.


Okay, I lied, the ratio is far from 1:1.

So lucky that you're in a country where you're allowed to do that. I've never showerwanked.

Last sex would be... a little under 3 months ago. 'twas the best sex I've ever had... whilst still also not being all that good. How depressing. 3.5/5

Wank: 1/5. Nervous twitch. Nothing more, and it was two days since my last one.

Never, virgin, am 16, but planning on keeping my virginity for someone I actually care about.
About wanking, I'd say pretty bleak, 1's or twos.

frigidjokes (smileyface, actual smilies show through spoilertags 0.o)

WAT. WAT. Fuck your country. Do it. Stick it to the man, stick it all the way up his arse.

and confusage.

Haven't been wanking to the right stuff.

eeeeeeeeeeee :| but for wanks: :D

had some nice foreplay that lead no nowhere just before, man was it good. mmmmm 4.3/5

Last intercourse was last night. 5/5. That wife sure knows how to please a fellow.

Although I don't think I'll describe any further. The wife would not appreciate it.

But OMG a useles and disgusting thread.

But OMG a useless and disgusting post.


Anyway... 6 months ago? :P The downside of having a BF that lives on the other side of the ocean. But I'm gonna visit him in 2 weeks anyway so I'm fine ^^ I rate last time 3/5. Alright. but... There are lots of things I wanted to try that I didn't!


Also I dont really wank... Cos I find it boring.

Shut up. If you're offended, get out.

2/5. Short, boring. And I'm disappointed.

But it helps to quell and calm the raging beast. . . :P But I suppose it's different with women anyway.

(And besides, I look foward to the time when I don't have to do it anymore.)

feh, yesterday 3/5

Pretty average really, wanking I mean

My wank lasted a total of one minute. I was rubbing, started feeling tingly, and just shot. I was so shocked I didn't even notice the orgasm. 1/5

Last sex was a few weeks ago due to the absence of possible mates in my area. Nothing special, though the aftermath was so lulzy I'd give it a 3/5.

D=

Yep. It's all off limits, baby.

My last wank was yesterday about 4,30 P.M. I have a wank every day and I will never have sex. I'm too much ugly XD!!!

Trust me dude, you will end up having sex eventually. I can't fucking wait till I can.

Well, I am a shitty boy... how could I have sex? But I don't care about that, I can live also without sex.

You. Are. Not. Ugly.

We've already been through this on WDYLL, you'll find a nice girl when they stop being popularity obsessed dingbats.

Very nearly had phone sex, 5/5.

This is what my only two friends tell me, but I don't believe them. I don't want to live with this illusion. And girls? Where can I find a girl in this town? I could find some girls in Turin, but while I'm waiting... masturbation.

10 months ago. I WINNAR.

If i see any more angst in this thread I'm going to ban.