Sex

Leto · #1 06-14-2008, 03:08 PM

When did you last have it? How did you rate it out of 5?

If you're single/partnerless, rate your last wank out of 5.

last intercourse: 3.5/5. could've been better, not too long, but was still nice

Wings of Fire · #2 06-14-2008, 03:19 PM

My last wank was at around 4pm and I rate it a 4.5 out of 5, quite long and I had a good release.

Protip: Never wank while wearing a black shirt.

Havoc · #3 06-14-2008, 03:21 PM

Last intercourse: 4/5. Started out a bit slow but quickly improved...

DarkHoodness · #4 06-14-2008, 04:02 PM

My last intercourse was too long ago due to the absence of my partner. The fact that I don't remember it so well compared to other, more memorable "sessions" I had probably shows how much I take it for granted, though. . . Which is a bad thing. :S

I'll give it 3.9/5. Despite the fact that we'd know it would be our last for a while, it wasn't too spectacular and didn't bring anything new into the equation, but it did feel very good and satisfying while strongly reminding us both of our mental bonds. . .

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Protip: Never wank while wearing a black shirt.

I know that all too well. :P Warm water works best as temporary cleaning.

Leto · #5 06-14-2008, 04:05 PM

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My last intercourse was too long ago due to the absence of my partner. The fact that I don't remember it so well compared to other, more memorable "sessions" I had probably shows how much I take it for granted, though. . . Which is a bad thing. :S

I'll give it 3.9/5. Despite the fact that we'd know it would be our last for a while, it wasn't too spectacular and didn't bring anything new into the equation, but it did feel very good and satisfying while strongly reminding us both of our mental bonds. . .

aw soz, I forgot about you since your last blog where you mentioned it.

I know exactly how you feel about that, as it's happened to me when my girlfriend has gone away for a while... You seem to do it out of loving obligation knowing you're not going to do it again for a while, but because it started like that it's nowhere near as noteworthy/spontaeneous/spectacular.

...memorable sessions ftw

Jordan · #6 06-14-2008, 04:17 PM

...The things you guys come up with, absolutely disgusting. And I love you for it.

Eh, mine wasn't bad, pretty long. 4/5.

WAITWHUT. I mean wank, surely I'm not having intercourse at this age.

***Wil*** · #7 06-14-2008, 04:46 PM

My last intercourse is not something I’d like to think back to, as much glee as Peter and Charlie may take from it. Last wank was all right, I guess; I’ll award it 3.5 outta 5. It was nothing special, except that I did it at work.

Strike Witch · #8 06-14-2008, 04:57 PM

Last intercourse...maybe, what, 2 nights ago?

Not really very much sex, just a little lickin' and a little kissin', then sleeping in a sweaty tangle for the night.

***Alcar*** · #9 06-14-2008, 05:00 PM

Last sex? Last weekend. I give it a 0. I'd had more than three bottles of wine, and then stupidly slept with the next human I encountered. Happened to be my roommate.

WORST MISTAKE IN MY LIFE

Although I give the last wank I had a full 5! Shower wanks are the best

Alcar...

DarkHoodness · #10 06-14-2008, 06:04 PM

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aw soz, I forgot about you since your last blog where you mentioned it.

I know exactly how you feel about that, as it's happened to me when my girlfriend has gone away for a while... You seem to do it out of loving obligation knowing you're not going to do it again for a while, but because it started like that it's nowhere near as noteworthy/spontaeneous/spectacular.

I (might) be getting her back on the 25th. :P But thanks for the sympathy anyway - They say that time apart makes the heart grow fonder. . . And yeah, it was kind of like how you described.

Sessions like that really make you appreciate each other, though.

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...memorable sessions ftw

Indeed. :P

Bullet Magnet · #11 06-14-2008, 06:32 PM

I've elected to become chaste for equal parts experimental purposes and general circumstance.

Okay, I lied, the ratio is far from 1:1.

***Nate*** · #12 06-14-2008, 07:27 PM

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Although I give the last wank I had a full 5! Shower wanks are the best

So lucky that you're in a country where you're allowed to do that. I've never showerwanked.

Last sex would be... a little under 3 months ago. 'twas the best sex I've ever had... whilst still also not being all that good. How depressing. 3.5/5

used:) · #13 06-14-2008, 07:48 PM

Wank: 1/5. Nervous twitch. Nothing more, and it was two days since my last one.

mudling · #14 06-14-2008, 08:48 PM

Never, virgin, am 16, but planning on keeping my virginity for someone I actually care about.
About wanking, I'd say pretty bleak, 1's or twos.

Leto · #15 06-14-2008, 10:53 PM

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I've elected to become chaste for equal parts experimental purposes and general circumstance.

Okay, I lied, the ratio is far from 1:1.

frigidjokes (smileyface, actual smilies show through spoilertags 0.o)

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So lucky that you're in a country where you're allowed to do that. I've never showerwanked.

WAT. WAT. Fuck your country. Do it. Stick it to the man, stick it all the way up his arse.

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'twas the best sex I've ever had... whilst still also not being all that good. How depressing. 3.5/5

and confusage.

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About wanking, I'd say pretty bleak, 1's or twos.

Haven't been wanking to the right stuff.

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Happened to be my roommate.

WORST MISTAKE IN MY LIFE

eeeeeeeeeeee

but for wanks:

had some nice foreplay that lead no nowhere just before, man was it good. mmmmm 4.3/5

OddjobAbe · #16 06-15-2008, 03:49 AM

Last intercourse was last night. 5/5. That wife sure knows how to please a fellow.

Although I don't think I'll describe any further. The wife would not appreciate it.

Amakir · #17 06-15-2008, 04:47 AM

But OMG a useles and disgusting thread.

T-nex · #18 06-15-2008, 06:08 AM

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But OMG a useles and disgusting thread.

But OMG a useless and disgusting post.

Anyway... 6 months ago? :P The downside of having a BF that lives on the other side of the ocean. But I'm gonna visit him in 2 weeks anyway so I'm fine ^^ I rate last time 3/5. Alright. but... There are lots of things I wanted to try that I didn't!

Also I dont really wank... Cos I find it boring.

Jordan · #19 06-15-2008, 06:57 AM

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But OMG a useles and disgusting thread.

Shut up. If you're offended, get out.

2/5. Short, boring. And I'm disappointed.

DarkHoodness · #20 06-15-2008, 06:58 AM

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Also I dont really wank... Cos I find it boring.

But it helps to quell and calm the raging beast. . . :P But I suppose it's different with women anyway.

(And besides, I look foward to the time when I don't have to do it anymore.)

Laser · #21 06-15-2008, 07:24 AM

feh, yesterday 3/5

Pretty average really, wanking I mean

Anonyman! · #22 06-15-2008, 09:50 AM

My wank lasted a total of one minute. I was rubbing, started feeling tingly, and just shot. I was so shocked I didn't even notice the orgasm. 1/5

Last sex was a few weeks ago due to the absence of possible mates in my area. Nothing special, though the aftermath was so lulzy I'd give it a 3/5.

***Wil*** · #23 06-15-2008, 11:06 AM

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I've elected to become chaste.

D=

Bullet Magnet · #24 06-15-2008, 12:01 PM

Yep. It's all off limits, baby.

abe is now! · #25 06-15-2008, 12:24 PM

My last wank was yesterday about 4,30 P.M. I have a wank every day and I will never have sex. I'm too much ugly XD!!!

Jordan · #26 06-15-2008, 12:30 PM

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My last wank was yesterday about 4,30 P.M. I have a wank every day and I will never have sex. I'm too much ugly XD!!!

Trust me dude, you will end up having sex eventually. I can't fucking wait till I can.

abe is now! · #27 06-15-2008, 12:43 PM

Well, I am a shitty boy... how could I have sex? But I don't care about that, I can live also without sex.

Wings of Fire · #28 06-15-2008, 12:49 PM

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Well, I am a shitty boy... how could I have sex? But I don't care about that, I can live also without sex.

You. Are. Not. Ugly.

We've already been through this on WDYLL, you'll find a nice girl when they stop being popularity obsessed dingbats.

Very nearly had phone sex, 5/5.

abe is now! · #29 06-15-2008, 12:57 PM

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We've already been through this on WDYLL, you'll find a nice girl when they stop being popularity obsessed dingbats.

This is what my only two friends tell me, but I don't believe them. I don't want to live with this illusion. And girls? Where can I find a girl in this town? I could find some girls in Turin, but while I'm waiting... masturbation.

Hobo · #30 06-15-2008, 01:51 PM

10 months ago. I WINNAR.

If i see any more angst in this thread I'm going to ban.