Embarassing and stupid things youve done?

[Bullet Magnet]

I tobogganed off a cliff.

[Arxryl]

Umm... ouch?

Something stupid I've done recently... let's see...
Well, whilst at Disneyland just a few days ago, I nearly elbowed my mom in the face on Space mountain. (which is a roller coaster for those who didn't already know.) Could've seriously hurt, but luckily my elbow didn't hit too hard.

[OddjobAbe]

The other day, I forgot where I parked my car, and thought I'd found it. It wasn't mine, but it had almost the exact same registration number, the only difference was a 3 instead of a 4, and I couldn't find my keys. A man came to the car and unlocked the door, then asked me what the hell I was doing around his car, then I said that it was my car, then I punched him in the face under the suspicion of theft. Then, I took his key off him and got in, and drove off home. He was in the back seat of the car, I just went home to get my gloves, I was going to take him to the police, then I looked at his registration number to find that where my reg no. would have a 4, his had a
3, then I looked into my pocket again and found MY keys, so I gave him back his keys, gave him a beer and £20 as compensation, then got the bus to the shop to collect my car.

I felt terrible - I've never gone to that shop again.

[Arxryl]

Ouch...
That's like when you walk into the store with younger siblings, and then grab someone else's daughter/son and start to walk off with them.
A feeling of stupidity that will haunt you for the rest of your consious life...

[OddjobAbe]

The thing that really upset me was losing the beer!

[Mojo]

I walked into a staircase when I was texting someone. It bled really bad, had to go and glue it up at the hospital.

[moxco]

yuk, could you see brains?
nah just kidding.

[Alf Shall Rise]

Interesting...lemme think of something. . . ah I can't, I will later though!

[skillya_glowi]

Oww Mojo that must have hurt...poor boy...
See what texting is doing to us?

And last week I accidentally walked out the door with a wallet I was planning to buy and forgot to check out. They should really put the cashier stand in front of the door.

[Alf Shall Rise]

Oh that reminded me of something, thx skillya! I went to the corner store (minit mart) to get everyone in my house some treats (i was feeling very energetic!), and I found out I was like 50 cents short. So I ran all the way home and got 50 cents, and came back to the store to pay the clerk. The clerk then said the tax, 5 cents more! Of course she wasn't generous and didn't let me off scott free, so once again I ran all the way home to get 5 CENTS and run all the way back. The treats ended up getting eaten in under 1 minute =/

[Arxryl]

Ouch. that's almost what I did.

I went to my grandma's house today, and helped load some songs to her mp3 player (got 21 bucks for it too!) and when I was leaving I forgot my jacket. Then about 2/3rd of the way home, I remembeered I had her cell-phone in my wallet. Thank goodness I didn't forget anything else.

[Statikk HDM]

The toboggan story reminded me of Suislide, a retardedly inflatable snowcoaster run at Uncle Tommys. My two brothers and I went down it, we all had the biggest ****ing black eyes of our lives after we hit that maple tree.

[Alf Shall Rise]

I just remember something. I was born -- that was possibly the stupidest thing ever.

[snuzi]

Wow, that's not a pessimistic way of thinking at all.

[Alf Shall Rise]

Lol well I thought of something stupid I just did last night.

At 3 AM, I was going to bed and since part of my braces broke, it's been poking me. So I was trying to get it into a comfy position, when the rubber on the broken piece went soaring outta my mouth! Now, without that, the broken part will really hurt without the rubber, it' very pointy 0_o;;. So I looking all around meh blankets. I found nothing. So I threw all of the blankets onto the floor, and started looking all over the place. Nothing. So now I had a bunch of bunched of blankets on the floor, and it was now 3:15. I had no choice but to go to sleep.

But I've mistake though. It doesn't hurt me.

[moxco]

Lol, did you even pick your blankets?
w00t w00t w00t w00t 500th post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Reiji Neko Mitsukai]

I broke my wrist. Running backwards.

[snuzi]

I slipped on the ice in front of my house about five or six times today, and in front of quite a few people. I seriously should've shoveled that stuff instead of being so lazy .

[mitsur]

Ok, I have to get a bunch of this off my chest

I'm embarrassed that I think of looking up porn almost everyday
I'm embarrassed that I've broken too many promises to count
I'm embarrassed that I purposely put off doing important things, like reports or writing OWF
I'm embarrassed that every time I see a hot girl, I undress her with my mind at least once
I'm embarrassed that whenever a hot girl is wearing a visible thong, I can't help but look at it more than once


Gah...the embarrassments of a 14-year old....

[OddjobAbe]

Hmmm... all this seems natural. You say you're 14? That means you're going through something that I don't like to mention - *takes a deep breath* - *cringes as he says it* - puberty . I don't know why I find it so hard to say that.
You're experiencing puberty, a chemical known as a 'hormone' is being produced in your body, a sudden spurt of hormones can cause 'impure' thinking.

Aside from that, there's a bit of curiosity involved. When I was your age, I prevented myself from doing things like what you do - whenever impure thoughts drifted into my head, I'd always think of something different (mostly TV shows).

And also, if it makes you feel any better, I've broken a number of promises too.

[moxco]

I'm embarrassed that every time I see a hot girl, I undress her with my mind at least once

Who doesn't?

[OddjobAbe]

Somebody with their minds on other things. And somebody who has a girlfriend/wife, and sees it as immoral to do that. Even though it's just imaginary. I see it as immoral to do that, but each to their own. Even people without girlfriends or wives could see it as immoral to do that.

[moxco]

I did not think of the whole girlfreind/wife thing, good point.

[snuzi]

Somebody with their minds on other things. And somebody who has a girlfriend/wife, and sees it as immoral to do that. Even though it's just imaginary. I see it as immoral to do that, but each to their own. Even people without girlfriends or wives could see it as immoral to do that.

Thank you for posting this. At least somebody out there feels that people who have a significant other, as well as people who don't, would find such thoughts immoral. I myself feel that in some way, it is like cheating, since you are imagining being with someone other than the person you're currently with.

[Nate]

I don't really think it's cheating. But I wouldn't do that sort of thing anyway...

[Jordan]

Ack, don't mention that word Oddjob! It burns!!!

1500th Post! ^.^ I'm an Outlaw Sniper!

[OddjobAbe]

What, 'immoral'?
I tell you what's immoral - robbing from a guy in a wheelchair.

No, I'm messing. I know what you mean, Jordan. Also, congratulations! You can enjoy sniping people now, instead of cutting them, like you did yesterday. The Outlaw cutter is dead now.

[mitsur]

What, 'immoral'?
I tell you what's immoral - robbing from a guy in a wheelchair.

No, that's what I call 'easy' unless you're going downhill to make your escape.

[OddjobAbe]

Ah, but what if the guy in the wheelchair has a gun?

[Jordan]

What, 'immoral'?
I tell you what's immoral - robbing from a guy in a wheelchair.

No, I'm messing. I know what you mean, Jordan. Also, congratulations! You can enjoy sniping people now, instead of cutting them, like you did yesterday. The Outlaw cutter is dead now.

Actually, I used to shoot people. Now I snipe them. XD