Embarassing and stupid things youve done?

[moxco]

To make the forums little more interesting i've decided make this post.
Ever done anything so stupid that you think you will be considerd a moron for the rest of your life? Or if its just your day to day stupid mistakes? Or is it that Embarassing thing you did in front of the chick at the corner store? Well this is the place to post them.

[Jordan]

Hmm... Great thread, but I'm sure it's been done before, anyway, while I'm at it, I might as well post something.
Well, I didn't do it, but today in basketball at school, this boy pulled my shorts down, and this is even worse, my boxers went down with them, but luckily everyone had their head in the game!

[moxco]

Last night I was sleep walking [which is not to unusual for me] and my bedroom door was closed, anyway I triped over a box and then I fell over head first and hit the door. Now i got a massive bruise on my head.
I realy am quite Clumsy, it's a good thing clumsyness is not one of the 7 deadly sines.

[Leto]

In the last year of school I brought the guitar and me and tha krew used to write and sing hilariously stupid songs and scream them at ongoers. One of mine was "I'm glad your grandmothers dead", and our female vocalist had a grandmother with cancer at the time and didn't tell anyone.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Still cringeworthy when I think about it today.

[OANST]

This one time at band camp..... Okay, I'm embarrased that I've seen American Pie.

[Statikk HDM]

I'm embarrassed that I jacked off to the lezbo scene and the Michelle-Telling-Jim-How-to-feel-tits scene in American Pie 2 on several occasions.
I'm embarrassed that I shoplifted so cavalierly and frequently in my youth.
I'm embarrassed that I know more about kobolds than women.
I'm embarrassed that I'm nearly 20 and I don't have my driver's license.
I'm embarrassed that since I lost 30 pounds my pants are always dangerously close to falling off. Where the **** did I put that belt?
I'm embarrassed that despite losing nearly 6 pants sizes I can still suck my own hairy tits.
I'm embarrassed that because of my 15 pound gut I can't suck my dick anymore(real reason for all that weight loss).
I'm embarrassed that every time I see a woman I think about ****ing her. You don't know depraved until you've had a Condoleeza Rice/Nancy Pelosi menage a trois wank session.
I'm embarrassed that the best job I ever had was washing dishes and mopping floors.
I'm embarrassed(just a teensy tiny little bit) that nobody ever believes I go to the University of Wisconsin so I have to tell them I go to U-Dub Manitowoc, a community college. **** it, I'm not embarrassed about this last one. Go blue devils! I am embarrassed, however, that I'm going to have an hour long hard on if my biochemistry teacher is wearing those knee high boots tomorrow, though. Goddamn!
I could really go all day here.

I cry like a bitch when I watch Reservoir Dogs.

[Statikk HDM]

I'm the only person here to talk about goofy weaknesses on a freaking internet forum? Mise well just rename this place chickenshitworldforums.net.

[E'l Scrabino]

Good idea. *Bwuk bwuk* ^.^

[used:)]

Hmm, I'm embarassed about lots when I think about it, but it's really stuff that pretty much stuff that I can guarantee almost everyone did in their childhoods. However, I used to speak very very gayly in elementary school with a lisp and all that crap. That quality seems to have carried over slightly into my now life where I always stand resting on my hips and other crap. Other stuff includes being embarassed in front of my mom sometimes. Also owning outdoor chickens in a moderately populated area. One I'm very ashamed of is being embarassed to be in marching band sometimes. It's not being embarased to be in the organization in general per se, it's just the general dislike being received from everyone else and then the stupid over excitement form many of the band members clash and bleah.

[Mutual Friend]

My dad almost/basically found me wanking off.

Today.

[Necrophagia]

^Lol^

I'm embarrased that i've done the same American Pie related stuff as Statikk HDM.
I'm embarrased that one time I have to give a speech, and I had a hard on.
I'm embarrased that I constantly look up my best friends' Ex-girlfriends skirt.
I'm embarrased that I once got duct-taped to a tree, naked, and fell asleep.
I'm embarrased that I masturbate about 13 times a week.
I'm embarrased that that I just posted all this.

[Hobo]

I'm embarrassed that i read all of this shit.

[looney-bin]

Well this is a great self asteam boost. Thanks guys!

[Rex Tirano]

I usually embarress myself around my boyfriend. I accidentally fell over and set off an alarm in the middle of the shopping center. ^_^;; Or when we were messing about and I fell backwards off the swings...

Alot of my embarressing moments have me falling over...

- Rexy

[Daxter King]

Not really embarassing as it is stupid and funny, but my friend had just got a Wii when it came out. He got Super Monkey Ball, pretty much yelling in the middle of the hall during a passing period I said, "But how do you control the monkey balls with your Wii!?"

[Arxryl]

Well, I ate a whole habanaro pepper, and I didn't know what I was getting into. And this was during a school assembly so... yeah. the embarassment ensues...

[Bullet Magnet]

What the hell were you doing with a habanaro pepper in a school assembly?

[Arxryl]

With the mascot being the "Reds" they decided that four people from the students would come up and volunteer to eat something that is as red as the school, and as "hot" as we are. Me being a dumbass, I volunteered, not knowing of my cruel and vomit-enducing fate. Story of my life.

School is wicked is it not?
Funny enough, my brother also volunteered, so I was not the only one in my family to eat one of the damned vegetables from satan.

[OANST]

This is something I do that I'm maybe not proud of but maybe not embarresed of either. At work we have this i.t. guy who is extremely incompetent and annoying. He doesn't know how to do his job and gets really upset when you ask him to explain something. Mostly because he can't. Anyway, my boss is a really nice guy who just assumes that the people who work for him are doing their jobs and never checks up on people. So, this jackass gets away with not doing anything.

This caused me to begin an attempt to get the guy fired. I point out every **** up he makes at every opportunity but I also sabotage him in other ways.

Here comes the funny.

Whenever he enters the room and is nearby other people I get close to him and fart. When the smell appears I just kind of roll my eyes. When he walks away I make sure that everyone thinks the smell emanated from him.

I'm serious.

I really do this.

[E'l Scrabino]

XD That's a good'un OANST.

[Jordan]

You fart at him? That's hilarious OANST! This is why I don't want ya to leave!

[Munch's Master]

That story is why OANST is one of the great members of this forum. Absolutely effink brilliant story, OANST.

[Statikk HDM]

I made a guy cry with a dutch oven once. It was an absolutely heinous crime. The U.N. inspected my bowels for mustard gas afterwards.

[moxco]

LMAO

Jordans right. You and your sence of humour have to stay, OANST.

[Arxryl]

Holy cow... That was funny!


Meh, my stupidity rampages onto today.
I was trying to get to the risers in our gym by climbing up some of the rails there. In the process, I pulled a muscle in my leg. Very close to the groin area, I might add.
Stupid is as stupid does I guess...

[moxco]

Last night I was sleep walking [which is not to unusual for me] and my bedroom door was closed, anyway I triped over a box and then I fell over head first and hit the door. Now i got a massive bruise on my head.
I realy am quite Clumsy, it's a good thing clumsyness is not one of the 7 deadly sines.

Finaly after 5 days the bruise on my head is gone!

[E'l Scrabino]

K then.

Hmmm... Something shtoopad i've done lately... Hmm.

I can't think of anything right now... Sorry. But i must say this thread is really a self-esteem lifter .

[Abraham Lure]

Well, yestarday, I was going into the Drama Classroom when I let out this loud belch. Luckily, some people found it funny. One yelled 'Rachel! Was that you?!' and laughed her head off. I was able to laugh as well. That didn't mean it wasn't embarassing though.

[skillya_glowi]

In ballet class one day, we had a whole bunch of parents come over to watch (luckily, mine weren't amongst them). Everyone in class knows I'm the best at grande battement's (where you have to kick your leg up as high as you can), and when we were doing those, so for the sake of the parents, I went a bit overboard and fell over.
I managed to laugh it off somehow, but jeez...

[moxco]

Hey its me with clumsiness again, this happend like a year ago though.
I broke the record for accidently kicking my toe, 8 times in 9 hours bet you cant beat that, eh?