The other day, I forgot where I parked my car, and thought I'd found it. It wasn't mine, but it had almost the exact same registration number, the only difference was a 3 instead of a 4, and I couldn't find my keys. A man came to the car and unlocked the door, then asked me what the hell I was doing around his car, then I said that it was my car, then I punched him in the face under the suspicion of theft. Then, I took his key off him and got in, and drove off home. He was in the back seat of the car, I just went home to get my gloves, I was going to take him to the police, then I looked at his registration number to find that where my reg no. would have a 4, his had a
3, then I looked into my pocket again and found MY keys, so I gave him back his keys, gave him a beer and £20 as compensation, then got the bus to the shop to collect my car.
I felt terrible - I've never gone to that shop again.
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