Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions -

Abe16 · #**511** 05-21-2005, 09:44 PM

A: Because they're probably 5 or 4 years olds.

Q: Who was the 100th president to set foot on the moon?

Splat · #**512** 05-22-2005, 06:05 AM

A. Me!

Q. You?

T-nex · #**513** 05-22-2005, 07:24 AM

A: no.. it...

Q: Who's It!??

OANST · #**514** 05-22-2005, 02:34 PM

A. Jimmy

Q. Who took the motherf9867n' cookie from the cookie jar?

Abe16 · #**515** 05-22-2005, 04:18 PM

A: Stupid cookie monster.

Q: Should we sue cookie monster?

OANST · #**516** 05-22-2005, 04:22 PM

A.Yes. Screw him.

Q. Who did that to your bum?

Abe16 · #**517** 05-22-2005, 08:57 PM

A: Ummmm, it took my driving license away? No you can't come!

Q: What do you get if you cross a 500 wheeled wheel chair and a old man who used to be a drag racer?

T-nex · #**518** 05-23-2005, 01:09 AM

A: Uh... lemme think... Some weird creature with 392 eyes, one æeg and 42 arms?

Q: Some weird creature with 392 eyes, one leg and 42 arms?

Splat · #**519** 05-23-2005, 07:14 AM

A. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Q. Do you regret nothing?

Abe16 · #**520** 05-23-2005, 04:36 PM

A: i reget not eating for the rest of my 2nd grade year.

Q: But did that actually happen?

General Dripikk · #**521** 05-23-2005, 04:51 PM

A: No, it just happend in one big dream.

Q: Is there a bomb inside me?

Splat · #**522** 05-24-2005, 10:50 AM

A. Um... Well, you se- that's strange. Where'd he go? And where'd all this general-dripikk coloured goo come from?

Q. What is the unanswerable question?

Abe16 · #**523** 05-24-2005, 03:43 PM

A: The question that is given by noobs.

Q: What is the question?

Dipstikk · #**524** 05-24-2005, 04:05 PM

A. "Hello, how are."

Q. Can you kill him with a paradox?

Abe16 · #**525** 05-24-2005, 04:22 PM

A: If you hit them hard enough with it.

Q: What was the answer to the question that was asked before this one?

Splat · #**526** 05-25-2005, 03:15 AM

Q. Spuds

A. Do you like potatoes?

T-nex · #**527** 05-25-2005, 03:18 AM

A: Uhh.... *thinks* well... i guess that potatos are nice enough... =/

Q: Why is Dipstikk posting in here, when he was so eager on getting this closed, in one of the previous pages?

Splat · #**528** 05-25-2005, 03:40 AM

A. I HAVE NOT BEEN BLACKMAILING HIM. I mean, uh, that is a mystery beyond any other, heheh.

Q. Who put that fork in the road?

T-nex · #**529** 05-25-2005, 03:46 AM

A: What fo- OUCH! Who put that fork in the middle of the road?

Q: Why me?

Splat · #**530** 05-25-2005, 04:02 AM

A. Why not you?

Q. That's three posts to this thread in an hour. is that too many?

Abe16 · #**531** 05-25-2005, 07:31 AM

A: Yes, TOO many...

Q

id you know that there is only one mutant duck?

Splat · #**532** 05-25-2005, 07:33 AM

A. IT'S ALL LIES!!!

Q. How many shops does it take to change a tulip bulb?

Abe16 · #**533** 05-25-2005, 07:39 AM

A: Enough to make splat scream again.

Q: Is it time my master?

Splat · #**534** 05-26-2005, 03:51 AM

A. No. Now gt out of my office!

Q. Do you like shoes?

T-nex · #**535** 05-26-2005, 07:48 AM

A: It depends.... If they are made of dead, and not alive animal's skin, and if the meterial has been to China for 2 weeks, and has been under 5 CELCIUS, then yeah.... I like shoes... for breakfast.

Q: Am i weird?

Abe16 · #**536** 05-26-2005, 08:21 AM

A:.......Um, yeah?

Q: What's the scientific name for, baba?

Splat · #**537** 05-26-2005, 10:32 AM

A. Incremulinrin

Q. What does incremulinrin do?

OddAlchemist · #**538** 05-26-2005, 12:57 PM

A:Isnt that what hurts superman?

Q:Isnt that what hurts superman?

Abe16 · #**539** 05-26-2005, 03:24 PM

A: No, that's cryptonite.

Q: Why are you looking at me like that with cryptonite in your hand?

Gretin · #**540** 05-27-2005, 02:11 AM

A: This isn't kryptonite (I believe that is how it's spelled, BTW), this is THE BLACK SPOT!

Q: Do you fear the black spot?