Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions -

Gretin · #**451** 05-11-2005, 10:10 PM

You didn't post a question! So I'll have to do it for you!

Q:Why didn't Smell post a question?

Smell · #**452** 05-12-2005, 08:58 AM

A: Because she didn't forget

Q: How many potatoes were in the bag?

Splat · #**453** 05-12-2005, 10:34 AM

A:62.893603786038603869376837693769437693869376893768396830678469345693459476
03470367094734067u43764674356758937590357034867407405740347267042572845028

Q: How many pnuematic sheep does it take to destroy a planet?

OddAlchemist · #**454** 05-12-2005, 11:29 AM

A: 4

Q: Whats a pnuematic sheep?

Oddish · #**455** 05-12-2005, 12:18 PM

A. 10 sheeps rolled onto one giant sheep.

Q. Wanna peanut?

General Dripikk · #**456** 05-12-2005, 04:15 PM

A: Yeah, first mash it into your face.

Q: did ya do it?

Splat · #**457** 05-14-2005, 02:41 AM

A. Only if you grow it superlarge and leave it in the sun too long.

Q: Why is my breakfast trying to take over the planet?

Abe16 · #**458** 05-14-2005, 09:47 AM

A: because you didn't eat it.

Q: Why in god's name didn't you do it!?

Ajiellyn · #**459** 05-14-2005, 10:32 AM

A: Well, because of the D. (in god's name :P)

Q: If Apple Jacks aren't made with apples, then what are they made with?

Abe16 · #**460** 05-14-2005, 10:51 AM

A: Cinnimon, "Here I com' I am Cinnimon!"

Q: Was that apple really bad?

Splat · #**461** 05-14-2005, 12:03 PM

A. Yes!
Q. No?

Abe16 · #**462** 05-14-2005, 02:20 PM

A: Sorry, you're telephone use has been used up, please insert fifty cents for the next 5 minutes...

Q: Well?

mudling · #**463** 05-14-2005, 02:41 PM

A: well?
N: how long is long?

Dipstikk · #**464** 05-14-2005, 03:12 PM

A: I dunno, let me ask Jeffy.

Q: Is this GONNA GET NUTS?!

Leto · #**465** 05-14-2005, 06:37 PM

A: You mean you don't have nuts?

Q: Yes, Go Snake. Fisher sux0rz.

Dipstikk · #**466** 05-14-2005, 06:46 PM

A: 23

Q: Is this a heist?

Leto · #**467** 05-14-2005, 06:48 PM

A: The biggest one since Idaho.

Q: And..?

General Dripikk · #**468** 05-15-2005, 12:15 PM

A: Also the biggest one since Flordia!

Q: What happend to the good old days?

Abe16 · #**469** 05-15-2005, 01:12 PM

A: They couldn't catch up with the new ol' days!

Q: What happend to the 'new ol' days!'

Dipstikk · #**470** 05-15-2005, 01:59 PM

A: Sammalamma ran over 'em with a tricycle.

Q: Roffle?

Ajiellyn · #**471** 05-15-2005, 05:05 PM

A: Lamayo.

Q: Sir, will that be banana or vanilla flavored?

Abe16 · #**472** 05-15-2005, 08:14 PM

A; Is there any chance you could make it 'Garbage' flavored?

Q: What does sliem taste like?

Dipstikk · #**473** 05-15-2005, 08:18 PM

A: Sleim tastes like greim.

Q: I have toes. But WHY?!

tentacle_orgy · #**474** 05-15-2005, 08:34 PM

A: So you can play "This little piggy"

Q: I have a big penis. But WHY?!

Dipstikk · #**475** 05-15-2005, 08:41 PM

A: To make light of mine's size. YOU SHALL NOT MOCK LIL' SHRINKY!

Q: Is Lil' Shrinky a bad name?

tentacle_orgy · #**476** 05-15-2005, 08:53 PM

A: It's a horrible name.

Q: Why are Christians, Muslims, and Jews so f*cking stupid?

Dipstikk · #**477** 05-15-2005, 08:56 PM

A: Because they don't shoot LASERS from their knees like I CAN!

Q: What is six times pies?

Leto · #**478** 05-16-2005, 12:08 AM

A: Why, a narcoleyptic tesla ray, of course.

Q: Do you have big manly boobs, or manly manly fetus milk?

Sheriff-Murder · #**479** 05-16-2005, 09:50 AM

A: He got nun of em.

Q: why did u f*** a nun?

Oddish · #**480** 05-16-2005, 10:40 AM

A. Becuase I'm not that crazy like you.

Q. Where would you aim a big laser ray blast gun?