Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions -

Gretin · #**421** 05-06-2005, 02:39 AM

A:No, because it's under my pillow

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A: he has $900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000 trillion dollars.

thats considered spam don't do it.

Stingbee, please don't talk about what you know little to nothing about.

Q:Why do people who don't like threads like this always post in them?

Dipstikk · #**422** 05-06-2005, 05:11 AM

A: Because I got bored.

Q: How long until someone closes this thread?

mudling · #**423** 05-06-2005, 05:32 AM

A: soon.
Q: how many times has that been asked?

Abe16 · #**424** 05-06-2005, 08:15 AM

A: um, like 14 times.

Q: Wanna see what I can do? *Closes*
Aw man!

Real Q:why don't mods close this already?

Dino · #**425** 05-06-2005, 09:57 AM

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The end? That's not a question, silly.

Niether is that.

At least I'm making an attempt to put an end to this stupid thread.

Ajiellyn · #**426** 05-06-2005, 05:40 PM

A: Because finding a finger in a Wendy's salad is beneficial for protein.

Q: Boxers or briefs? (credit: Oscar)

Leto · #**427** 05-06-2005, 06:22 PM

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A: he has $900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000 trillion dollars.

thats considered spam don't do it.

Don't get me started... And your message was considered spam, believe it or not.

A: Boxers, man.

Q: Who is Oscar?

General Dripikk · #**428** 05-06-2005, 11:20 PM

A: The guy who invented movies!(Dumb answer)

Q: Who was the guy who invented movies anyway?

Splat · #**429** 05-07-2005, 03:32 AM

A. ME!

Q. What is the meaning of life? The dictionary defines it as... "The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism."
My question, friends, is simple: WHAT IN ODD'S NAME DOES THAT MEAN????????

T-nex · #**430** 05-07-2005, 03:42 AM

A: It means that the meaning with life is: EAT AS MUCH AS YOU CAN BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!

Q: Is this threead getting closed soon?

This was much funnier in the past

andy86 · #**431** 05-07-2005, 05:20 AM

A: We can but hope.

Q: If we post on this thread enough times do we get promoted and get lots of pretty stars beneath our names?

Oddish · #**432** 05-07-2005, 09:12 AM

A. Let's say no.

Q. Who's better, Solid snake or Sam fisher?

Abe16 · #**433** 05-07-2005, 09:47 AM

A: Sam Fisher all the way.

Q: Which is better? Sega or Nintedo or Naughty Dog.

Oddish · #**434** 05-07-2005, 09:49 AM

A. Nintendo

Q. Who's better, Crash bandicoot or Spyro the dragon?

Abe16 · #**435** 05-07-2005, 09:51 AM

A:Hmmm, you drive a hard bargin, but i'll have to go with Spyro the Dragon.

Q: Who's the better guy in blue? Sonic or Megaman?

Ajiellyn · #**436** 05-07-2005, 11:37 AM

A: Hmm, tough choice, I'll go with Papa Smurf.

Q: Where do babies come from?

Abe16 · #**437** 05-07-2005, 12:13 PM

A: Um, well, t-t-the stork! Yes! The big ugly stork!

Q: Where do humans come from?

Dipstikk · #**438** 05-07-2005, 12:59 PM

A: Human beings evolved from a common ancestor in the Ape family (gorillas, chimps) in Africa. Scientists believe that this common ancestor exsisted around 5 to 8 million years ago. Shortly thereafter, the species diverged into two separate lineages. One of these lineages ultimately evolved into gorillas and chimps, and the other evolved into early human ancestors called hominids.

Q: What? Choo got a problem, man? Cuz I cut you. I cut you bad, man.

Kimon · #**439** 05-07-2005, 03:00 PM

A: Yeah, I got a problem, meng. You come all up in my grill wit a friggin' knife, and we definelty got a friggin' problem.

I'll kill you, meng.

Q: Who likes cantalope?

Abe16 · #**440** 05-07-2005, 03:43 PM

A: Cantelope is good!

Q: Who likes deer?

Leto · #**441** 05-07-2005, 04:46 PM

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Q. Who's better, Solid snake or Sam fisher?

Solid Snake! Solid Snake! DX

A: Deer is pooples.

Q: Who has my stapler?*

*C'mon, somebody get this reference...

Splat · #**442** 05-08-2005, 04:49 AM

A: I didn't do nothing! (Staples Dipstikk to a wall and begins throwing darts at him)

Q: What happens if I hit Dipstikk in the eye? ...Nevermind...

Kimon · #**443** 05-08-2005, 12:26 PM

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Solid Snake! Solid Snake! DX

A: Deer is pooples.

Q: Who has my stapler?*

*C'mon, somebody get this reference...

A: You'll have to talk to Mr. Lumbergh.*

Q: How do you be so short?

*Did I get it?

Dipstikk · #**444** 05-10-2005, 08:02 PM

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Q: What happens if I hit Dipstikk in the eye? ...Nevermind...

I pull myself from the wall and rip you in half like a celery stalk.

Nah, I wouldn't do that to you , ya little munchkin.
*Gets stabbed in the eye* OW! That's it, you're dead!

(still kidding, don't think I'd really do that.)

Oh, and...

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How do you be so short?

A:There's only one part of me that's short, and... wait, this isn't helping me.
Da mn your clever trickery, Kimon!

Q: Who here wants broken shins? We can't just give these way!

Sheriff-Murder · #**445** 05-11-2005, 02:30 AM

A: I do!

Q: kill me first, please?

Oddish · #**446** 05-11-2005, 09:39 AM

A. Sure, step right up

Q. WTF?

Dipstikk · #**447** 05-11-2005, 11:25 AM

A: That's what I'm sayin'.

Q: Should I invest in tube socks?

OddAlchemist · #**448** 05-11-2005, 12:14 PM

Snake kicks Fishers ass.

A:Tube socks are cozy on cold winter nights.so yes

Q:Why is George Bush so retarted?

Splat · #**449** 05-11-2005, 12:17 PM

A: That depends on the wind speed and the direction your copass points when you throw it off a house in Trafalgar Square.

Q: If I had been early, what could have been?

Smell · #**450** 05-11-2005, 12:22 PM

I'm fed up of seeing this topic and not posting

A: Something that could've been, would not have been, because you were late and had to eat beans on toast instead of five fish fingers.