Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions -

Abe16 · #**391** 05-03-2005, 07:21 PM

A: if you try hard enough,

Q: what if you try a little too hard?

big bro slig #1 · #**392** 05-03-2005, 07:33 PM

A.You will say the answer to 'do you know the times' without proboscis and with rabies.

Q.Why are people saying stuff about Homestar?

Abe16 · #**393** 05-03-2005, 07:36 PM

A: because they have seen the site so many times, Homestar has sucked their brains out.

Q: why would he such a thing?

Dipstikk · #**394** 05-03-2005, 07:58 PM

A: Because you forgot a word in that sentence, invalidating it.

Q: Has anyone seen the latest Strong Bad E-mail?

Abe16 · #**395** 05-03-2005, 08:34 PM

A: Yes, here it is, garage sale, http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html

Q: Did you enjoy?

Dipstikk · #**396** 05-03-2005, 08:40 PM

A: Yes. Especially Senor Cardgage's cameo.

(Psst! Click on the answering machine at the very end.)

Q: Make up something.

I officially declare that a question.

Abe16 · #**397** 05-03-2005, 08:44 PM

A: i've got it! i've created a super phone!
(i have, also click on the anvil for another funny easter egg,)

Q:Have you done it yet?

Leto · #**398** 05-04-2005, 12:32 AM

:

A tip of a dildo

My, that was a good guess

A: No, sadly.

Q: What is a chilli chunga? 20 points for whom gets this.

Abe16 · #**399** 05-04-2005, 08:21 AM

A: A deep fried burito?

Q: was I right?

Splat · #**400** 05-04-2005, 12:19 PM

A. That depends on what you mean by right bu ti wqon't go into this agian cus my life is twisted enough as it is.

Q. What do you get if you cross a road with your feet?

Godlesswanderer · #**401** 05-04-2005, 12:22 PM

A: Blisters

Q: Who here has a danish on each ear?

mudling · #**402** 05-04-2005, 12:39 PM

A: the only place a danish (the sweets) is going, is in my mouth!
Q: (i'm sure this has already been asked) what came first, the chicken, the rooster, or the egg?

Abe16 · #**403** 05-04-2005, 02:42 PM

OOC: hey splat, I thought your A and Q keys were missing, did you get them back or get a new keyboard?

A: the rooster!

Q: what came second?

General Dripikk · #**404** 05-04-2005, 05:01 PM

A; the egg!

Q: Or was it the chicken?

Blisterz Booty · #**405** 05-04-2005, 06:56 PM

A: Neither, it was meh!

Q: What came first, the mother, or the baby?

Dipstikk · #**406** 05-04-2005, 07:03 PM

A: YO' mamma.

Q: Who gets dibs on the last OW GODDAMN IT MY EYE! Um... gets dibs on the last soda?

(I had lint in my eye)

that jerk · #**407** 05-04-2005, 07:29 PM

A: It will always be me!! Muahahahaha!

Q: Isn't it fun to obey the coparate machine?

Blisterz Booty · #**408** 05-04-2005, 07:29 PM

A: Whoever, farts on it first so no one wants it.

Q: What do they do if they can't muster an old-man fart?

Leto · #**409** 05-04-2005, 11:14 PM

A: Turn into raving savages. Off my lawn!

Q: Who are the hooligans?

EDIT: No, Abe16, you are incorrect sorry. Very close though. How was the google search?

mudling · #**410** 05-05-2005, 02:56 AM

A: a group of oddworld forrumers.
Q: what is the point of putting frisbie as a sport?

Sheriff-Murder · #**411** 05-05-2005, 05:55 AM

A: to get you killed.

Q: And now the everlasting question: How much money does Scrooge have?
(Donald Duck)

General Dripikk · #**412** 05-05-2005, 07:40 AM

A: he has $900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000 trillion dollars.

Q: How many zero's is that?

stingbee · #**413** 05-05-2005, 09:30 AM

[QUOTE=General Dripikk]A: he has $900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000 trillion dollars.

thats considered spam don't do it.

Sheriff-Murder · #**414** 05-05-2005, 10:11 AM

A: This Is how many zeroes it is:0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 0000000000000000000000000000000000 (just count them = )

Q: Am i Right?

Splat · #**415** 05-05-2005, 10:41 AM

A: No, as it is 1000etc trillion dollars it will actually be more than that. And in fact you're both wrong. Scrooge is ENGLISH, it was written by the ENGLISH author, Charles Dickens, set in ENGLAND. So it's 1000000000etc Trillion quid! Pounds! Bob! 24 Shiny English Pennies! (and according to microsoft word count there's 133 zeros)

And answer to Abe16: Yes, it turns out my hamster ate them so we pulled them out (we won't even go into how)

Q: Who was the first man on the moon wearing a grass skirt and french berret?

Abe16 · #**416** 05-05-2005, 04:08 PM

A: Someone named James Collet,A.K.A. one of my friends lol.

Q: Do you know him?

Dino · #**417** 05-05-2005, 04:13 PM

A: No. Nobody cares.

THE END.

AquaticAmbi · #**418** 05-05-2005, 06:10 PM

The end? That's not a question, silly.

You're bad at this game.

Ajiellyn · #**419** 05-05-2005, 06:24 PM

A: No, but don't trust the corporate media.

Q: Why shouldn't we trust the corporate media?

Abe16 · #**420** 05-05-2005, 06:31 PM

A: because the corporate media likes to steal the money in your bank account.

Q: Does that mean your money is gone?