There was a time when, up in Alaska, the marijauna trade was quite large. Fortunately, there were always very good police task forces to deal with the problem. So good, were they, in fact, that in one single raid, they were able to seize a good portion of the illegal drug that had been produced that year. Unfortunately, however, since the seizure was well over 800 lbs of marijauna, no one knew quite what to do with it. Several ideas were passed around, and finally it was agreed upon that the illegal drug would be burned. So, they started the fire, and had several workmen wearing respirators tossing the marijauna onto the bonfire.
It was a great idea, at it's core, and it was working great. However, they understood the error of their ways and the effect it was having on the environment shortly after the following event occurred:
A flock of terns happened to be heading south for the winter, and their flight path was directly over the great bonfire. They thought nothing of it, and proceeded to fly directly into the great cloud of billowing smoke.
Upon leaving the cloud, though, the entire flock mysteriously turn around a full 180 degrees and headed back into the cloud. The effect of this, was, unfortunately, to leave no tern un-stoned.
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