The SAD and the FUNNY (JOKES)!!!
 

I wanted to make every-one happy so i thought what better way than 2 tell a few jokes( and u can put your own jokes in as well)


!!!!Blonde jokes (sorry if this affends any blondes!)!!!!
There was a clever blonde a brunett and santa claus,
they decided 2 have a race to the edge of the a cliff,
guess who won?

The brunett 'cos theres no such thing as a clever blonde and santa claus!!!!

!!!!Blonde jokes!!!!

two blondes walked into a building,
you would have thought one would have noticed!!

!!!!Engish men,irish men, and scottish!!!!

The was a eng.man an irish.man and a scott.man and they were in a field and a angel came down from heaven and said if you can walk this dog 3 times round the field without it weeing you will go 2 heaven,so the 1st man did it, he got 1ns round the field and the dog weed so he went 2 hell, then the second man did it he got 2 times round the field and it weed so he went 2 hell, then the third did it and he got three times round and the angel said how the hell did u do that and he said me not stupid me not silly me tie knots in doggies willy!!:fuzgrin: :fuzgrin: :fuzcool:

[Irish accent] Have you ever heard the one about the Lighthouse Keeper who lived in a lighthouse with 999 steps, and owned a dog with no legs? [/Irish accent]

No, but other people around the Forum seem to have.

Danny, your html code was misspelled, the text dident turn clover grean!:) But I hear the acsent allright.

Dark Mage, please keep your jokes in the same post. And I blond jokes are not such a good idia here.:rolleyes:

Heard of the nothorius "edit" button of rusty steel? !

I would tell it now, but it took several hours last time I told it. And that was with "999 steps" and "the dog with no legs" on my clipboard... :S

Im sorry, but I dident really catch that.

You really, seriously, honestly, 100% certainly don't want to know...

I do... :p

Is this one of theese beer on the wall things?

There was a time when, up in Alaska, the marijauna trade was quite large. Fortunately, there were always very good police task forces to deal with the problem. So good, were they, in fact, that in one single raid, they were able to seize a good portion of the illegal drug that had been produced that year. Unfortunately, however, since the seizure was well over 800 lbs of marijauna, no one knew quite what to do with it. Several ideas were passed around, and finally it was agreed upon that the illegal drug would be burned. So, they started the fire, and had several workmen wearing respirators tossing the marijauna onto the bonfire.
It was a great idea, at it's core, and it was working great. However, they understood the error of their ways and the effect it was having on the environment shortly after the following event occurred:
A flock of terns happened to be heading south for the winter, and their flight path was directly over the great bonfire. They thought nothing of it, and proceeded to fly directly into the great cloud of billowing smoke.
Upon leaving the cloud, though, the entire flock mysteriously turn around a full 180 degrees and headed back into the cloud. The effect of this, was, unfortunately, to leave no tern un-stoned.

Thats sad wolfpac, but I woder... is this the right topic? (no affence)

What
It's a joke. And it's in a joke topic. What's wrong with it???

Sorry, I dident know it was a joke.

Any way. Have we ever discust snails? Well I dont like êm. BWUAH!

Here's a classic blonde joke.

A blonde was driving right, and she got pulled over because she was swerving when she was driving. She rolled down her window for the officer and he said "What is you excuse for driving like a drunkard?" and she said "I am trying to follow the rules of the road and drive right, but this little tree is in the way! It's going left, right, left, right, left, right, in circles and back and forth! I'm trying to drive over it". And then the police officer was like "Ma'm....that's the card fresherner shaped as a tree." and then she was like "Oooooh, thanks officer!"

LOL! What a ditz!!!

What do you get if you cross an elephant witha rhino? Elephino!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Cuz it was dead!(awww!)
Why did the baby fall from the tree?
Cuz it was nailed to the monkey!
Whats the difference between God and bill gates?
God doesn't think he's bill gates
Bill gates dies and God asks him where he wants to go, heaven or hell. Bill wants to check out hell first.
So he goes down to hell and its a nerds paradise.
Bill says he wants to stay in hell
But when he arrives in hell, everyone is being burnt and tortured.
So bill says to satan, "What gives, man! This place used to be awesome!"
Satan replies, Bill, That was our screen saver Mwuhahaha!
One day Minnesota Vikings fan from Palm Beach dies and goes to hell. When he arrives there, Satan amps the temperature, but it doesn't bother the Floridian at all! Satan asks him whats up and the viking fan replies"You think this is hot! This is downright fridgid to me!
Satan thinks, Fridgid, I'll give 'em fridgid, dammit!"
He turns off all the heat.
The next day, however satan sees the viking fan rejoicing! Satan asks him why and the man shouts "Yes,! The Vikings won the superbowl! Those purple bastards finally won the superbowl!"