Fucking Bored

[MA]

i mean no such thing, sodomites!

[Crashpunk]

We live in dark times.

We need to ration the food and water. We all get half a shot glass of water and a quarter of a crisp.

[Slog Bait]

Sounds like a feast fit for a king to me

[MA]

we'll also have to ration recreational activities. can't have WoF running around sodomizing everything that moves in a crisis like this. sodomization will have to be kept to a minimum.

[Wings of Fire]

What's our stance on buggery?

[MA]

now lets not split hairs here. devil spawn.

[Jbot123]

Can I bring board games and community play scripts for morale?

[MA]

NO. morale is strictly off limits until this lockdown is lifted. until then we wallow in self-pity and hatred. it's for the best.

[Vyrien]

Wasn't that what we were doing anyway?

[Jbot123]

Can I make cannibalism jokes? PLEEEEASSE?

[Manco]

I prefer a good steak pun. They’re a rare medium well done.

[Slog Bait]

Manco's puns are the only morale we need.

I ALREADY SAW THAT PUN THOUGH LIKE A MILLION TIMES. Come on, I know you can do better than that

[Manco]

I ALREADY SAW THAT PUN THOUGH LIKE A MILLION TIMES. Come on, I know you can do better than that

Sassing my puns is a misteak I wouldn’t think you would make.

It takes a while for a good steak pun to mature, I’ll have you know – all the veally good ones do. You have to really think about what makes the meat of the joke, because just half-assing it butchers the comedy.

I’m bloody offended by your cheek, and I don’t like the cut of your jib.

I’m all for a good ribbing, but your comments are just a slice too far. I’d go so far as to say you’re talking out of your rump.

And don’t even think about trying to muscle in on my gig, either – these are prime jokes.

[Nepsotic]

Holy shit.

[Slog Bait]

Holy shit

[OANST]

Isn't that cute. They're trying to force a meme.

[Slog Bait]

The fuck are you going on about?

[Nepsotic]

You'd know all about forcing memes, wouldn't you? Besides, I think you'll find that holy shit's already been done.

E: Speedy cunt.

[OddjobAbe]

It's speedy shit. You don't need to force that one.

[OANST]

Right. You've worked hard enough today on the last one.

[STM]

The only thing worse than paedophilia are sickly sweet couples. Stop it, chaps. Please.

someone take the bait and say something interesting!

[MA]

NO. morale is strictly off limits until this lockdown is lifted. until then we wallow in self-pity and hatred. it's for the best.

see? we're getting the hang of it already! i tell ya, i think there's a light at the end of this dark age. as long as we remember who our enemies are and hate them vehemently, we'll be juuust fine.

Wasn't that what we were doing anyway?

EXACTLY

[Jbot123]

Psst hey guys... What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.

[Wings of Fire]

We already have a joke thread. This is antispam.

[MeechMunchie]

How come Manco didn't italicise "jib"? It's a corruption of "gib" or "giblets", and that's a butchery pun.

[Manco]

How come Manco didn't italicise "jib"? It's a corruption of "gib" or "giblets", and that's a butchery pun.

Jib is a nautical term.

I don’t have a beef with you, but I don’t appreciate you trying to steak a claim on my pun business.

[MA]

yeah. don't have a cow, MM.

[Havoc]

Just admit it, we need a new sex thread.

[Nepsotic]

Or zoophilia.

[Manco]

Just admit it, we need a new sex thread.

I don’t think our members would be as tender as the subject deserves.