Happy Valentines Day, Fuckers

[MA]

STM MAKE MORE POEMS IMMEDIATELY

DO THE WHOLE FORUM

RIGHT NOW DO IT MORE POEMS

GET TO FUCKING WORK

RESISTANCE IS USUALLY PRETTY SUCCESSFUL TO BE HONEST

EDIT:

MA:

Roses are red,
So is the blood from a birthing cow's cunt,
You're an exceptional farmer,
Now it's your turn for a dick chick to make you grunt.

whoa now hang on, i told you at the time s/he was the very best money could buy.

well, not buy. rent.

loan.

timeshare.

yeah, that's it. timeshare. you timeshared her. timeshared her good. or him. whatever.

gimme my timeshare.

[Oddey]

Religion is odd,
But change can happen,
Scrabtrapman is awesome
And left me laughin'.

That took a considerable amount of time to write, and I'm terrible with syllables, so I probably messed up the rhythm anyway. But the thought is there.

[STM]

What a happy family we all are.

[Oddey]

And it's all thanks to you STM!

[scrabface]

This is the first Valentine's day I have a date.


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yay, me too. it was great!

[Nate]

I spent Valentine's Day single, but for the first time in many years I wasn't especially bothered about it. I had come to the conclusion in the last week or so that I don't have the time or money for dating at the moment, and there's not much point meeting someone now when I'm hopefully going to be in another hemisphere in six months.

[MeechMunchie]

I'm in a similar boat. Another girl stomped all over my heart recently, but now I couldn't be arsed to spend time with someone if I even had the option. Hardly good boyfriend material.

[STM]

Well, I got lots of Valentine's messages from a tonne of people. I hope that makes you all sad and jealous.

[MeechMunchie]

I'm so jealous of you and Konrad.

[Phylum]

Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever had a Valentines day message. Not even on the year I had a girlfriend. The closest I had was a bunch of rose petals left in my locker around this time of year in 2009. Noone ever owned up to it, so it ended up being more annoying than anything else.

I'm still not even completely sure who did it, but given the suspects there's a very good chance I've since been on a date with them.

[Nepsotic]

At least you've had girlfriends and been on dates.

[STM]

I'm so jealous of you and Konrad.

Ours is a special and ancient love. Don't be jealous though, it doesn't suit you.

[T-nex]

I didn't even know Valentines day existed until some years ago... Am I the only one who genuinely doesn't care about it one bit and never did?

[OddjobAbe]

No, you are not. I'm not going to waste money on somebody just for the reason that those often ominously referred to as "they" designed a holiday to make you feel guilty for not throwing your cash away on cards and chocolates and other things that are more expensive than they ought to be. They'll get a card on their birthday and be grateful.

[MA]

you miserable old fucking fucker.

also i totally agree.

[Slog Bait]

The only time I got a Valentine-anything that was serious was when someone thought I was a woman.

Fact.

Boy, was that awkward.

In general, though, the only thing I ever looked forward to with Valentines day were certain candies that were only sold around that time. I really don't like sweets, so when I find one I do enjoy I'll eat it pretty frequently. Unfortunately most of those sweets are only available around holidays like Valentines Day, Easter, and Halloween. I have no interest in the odd romance/friendship thing that comes along with it in my country.

[Xavier]

She got a box of chocolates and I didn't get anything. That's more then OK because we are both fucking broke right now, we just bought our own loft together. How's that for some actual and relevant proof of love.

Also, no poem? I know I'm not around much anymore but come on.

[Nate]

I didn't get one either. I think he only writes them for guys whose pants he's trying to get in to.

[MeechMunchie]

Or guys whose pants he doesn't think he can get into already.

[STM]

Or people who aren't anal enough to be bothered by it. Obviously, I was wrong. Sods.

EDIT: I have one for you actually, Nate, sorry it's late.

I love you so much Nate,
And I think it shows,
The feeling, 'tis like a tumour,
The more you infract me, the more it grows.

<3

Yay for terrible rhythm.

[T-nex]

So you have an infraction fetish?

[STM]

It's hard to admit...

[Crashpunk]

Can't be that hard, You just did.

[STM]

I guess we're fall friends here, and that makes it a bit easier.

[Manco]

This isn’t autumn STM.

[MA]

yeah. so that means things are just as hard as they used to be, STM.

possibly harder.

[OddjobAbe]

Especially when infractions enter into it.

[Nate]

Given that I haven't infracted STM in about a year and a half, he must be pretty damned flaccid by now.

But, thanks.


EDIT: Oh, he was talking about the feeling growing. I clearly have a sick mind.

[Slog Bait]

Speaking of infractions I'm surprised I've only gotten one shortly after I joined.

It was for spam. ell oh ell.

Wait shit does discussing my own infraction break the rules

[Nate]

Only because it's offtopic.