Happy Valentines Day, Fuckers
 

I hope you all have a terrible day, sat in a corner, crying. Because that's what I'll be doing.

So what will you be doing? Do you have a girlfriend? Well, I mean boyfriend. The only people on this forum who have a girlfriend are the girls.

St. Valentine must be a right piece of shit, what a cunt. Imagine that, everyone who has a partner gets to have a great time and everyone who doesn't has a really shit time. Oh well, fuck this day, it's better to be alone. Always.

This is a link to a Valentine's day-related Pony image, because that's what I do, however I know some of you won't appreciate it's greatness so below I will post a Valentine's day-related Adventure Time image.
Here is the Valentine's day-related Adventure Time image I promised you:
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/i/20...21-d4pjcoq.png




I hope you enjoyed one of those images.
Happy Single Awareness Day (SAD).

I believe that we should observe St. Valentine's day by remembering how he died; horrifically and violently. Therefore I will spend the majority of it eating pizza and watching gory horror films.

To this topic: No.

Oh yeah, this is a "holiday" that exists.

Where the fuck are my coconut filled dark chocolates I am severely lacking in them.

St. Valentine was actually pretty cool and a day commemorating his achivements and beliefs would be worthwhile.

I just wish that's what Valentine's Day was.

What's the problem? I'm just wishing everybody a happy SAD.

Just no.

looks like it's you and me again, hand.

wah wah wah wahhhh

Fuck yeah, dubstep! :D
Come on, get that sand out of your vagina and lighten up!

I think this comic speaks for me.

You should stop wearing that anime pro shirt in public.

And shave that neckbeard!

And stop being fat.

Today was just like any other day, except some girls were happy because they got flowers from guys who are stronger, better looking and more interesting than me.

Part of me was contemplating actually doing something for the first time in a few years, but it would have been awkward if I'd given a girl a flower with "I tolerate you more than most other people, and you do the same for me" written on it.

Wow, how far ahead are you?

What he says is true, I had a fangasm when I heard the news.

I got my boyfriend Mass Effect 3's Omega DLC and some flowers. He got me Manga and breakfast in bed.
heck yeah

i sent my boyfriend a charming final fantasy e-card telling him he could handle my blitzball any day.

i find it hard to get excited about valentine's day, but whoever is celebrating it with their loved one, enjoy

Ah, Valentine's day. The day I never remember. Wouldn't need to either, because I got nobody to remind it about, except to make jibes at friends.

This is the first Valentine's day I have a date.


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I like neither My Little Pony nor Adventure Time, so I didn't. Give me another image.

Goddamnit the girl I like is sick so I couldn't give her a Valentine's day card at school. :(

Ugh, you guys are depressing.

I shall whore myself out and give you each a Valentines:

Nepsotic:

Rarity is red,
Braeburn is blue,
It'll all work out in the end,
Because I have the hots for you.

(if you moan that the ponies aren't coloured like that I will slit your neck).

Vyrien:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You assimilated so quickly,
I went crazy for you.

MM:

With Venus my witness,
I say unto you,
Your sideburns are manly,
And I love you lots too.

Varrok:

Roses are red,
So is your country,
Wzięliśmy wszystkie budowniczych,
I żałuję, że tu byłeś zbyt.

MA:

Roses are red,
So is the blood from a birthing cow's cunt,
You're an exceptional farmer,
Now it's your turn for a dick chick to make you grunt.

WoF

Yoko's hair is red,
Your testicle plushie is blue,
I'm very observant, it seems,
so I know how much I love you.

MoxCo. Executive

Roses are red,
Your goth shirt is black,
I'd love you even more,
If you were less fat.

Phylum

For this rhyme to work,
Instead I'll need tulips,
You're such a great person,
And so is your music.

Enchilado

My Little Pony is dire,
Adventure Time makes you irate,
But the very thought of you,
Makes me feel great.

Dynamithix

Hey little giraffe boy,
From three years ago,
I send you my love,
Here surrounded by snow.

All the other people either have dates or I aren't active enough for anything unique. >_>

Am I having a bad day? No, I got a lot of Valentine's greetings, there'll be no drinking my problems away tonight!

I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL YOU SHIT *runs of crying into the sunset*

I actually have a date with my girlfriend this Valentine's day, which I didn't think I was going to get to do since I have a late interview at a place I'm hoping to work.

STM

Your ring is red,
My balls are blue.
Be mine ScrabtrapMan,
And I'll cum on you.

Oh, that's so cute, STM :)

Ok*!
*by "ok" I mean "no"

My sads when I'm not special enough to get an STM-brand Valentine

But you weren't up there ^ D=

And Josh Jr, you have a date, don't be greedy.

Yes I was. I complained about a severe lack of coconut filled dark chocolates on this dark, dark day. You're breaking my heart over here.

Unless you're cracking a joke about how I just don't exist on here because no one can be arsed to remember. If that's the case, CARRY ON...

Slog Bait,

Your ponytail is red,
Your skin is blue,
You mean everything to me,
I hope I do to you too.

STM, I am touched by the personal poem that you personally wrote just for me.