Smoking is cool -

Crashpunk · #**241** 07-18-2011, 04:43 PM

I did not. nor did i properly read this thread. i should really start and stop skim reading

...Yeah I take that back Sligstorm84, you did make a idiot outta yourself and I wouldn't say anything else.

I don't like smoking too but...wow.

JennyGenesis · #**242** 07-18-2011, 04:49 PM

I've realised that tonight I could never be a full time smoker, with my money anyway.

It's damn expensive.

It's my friends birthday on friday and I haven't got a clue what to buy him, so I thought I would buy him a pack of cigarettes since it's something I know he will like.

Bought 20 Richmond Superkings Menthol. £6.45

May sound cheap to some, but it's a lot of money for me because I'm a tight bastard.

I asked this friend how he affords to smoke all the time and his response was "With great difficulty"

T-nex · #**243** 07-19-2011, 11:49 AM

I still dont get why you'd WANT to smoke. You dont seem like you're caught into the addiction of smoking yet, so why don't you just stop while you're at it? :S

Or do you just like it?

Ridg3 · #**244** 07-19-2011, 12:13 PM

Smoking gives cancer cancer.

JennyGenesis · #**245** 07-19-2011, 02:21 PM

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I still dont get why you'd WANT to smoke. You dont seem like you're caught into the addiction of smoking yet, so why don't you just stop while you're at it? :S

Or do you just like it?

I don't like it, but as I said before, after a few drinks or when I'm really stressed, otherwise its a simple no.

moxco · #**246** 07-19-2011, 02:50 PM

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Smoking gives cancer cancer.

So then the cancerous cells die of cancer and you become healthy again? Everyone ridg3 has discovered a cure to cancer: smoking!

JennyGenesis · #**247** 07-19-2011, 02:51 PM

Wouldn't you be left with the cancer that killed the cancer?

Ridg3 · #**248** 07-19-2011, 02:57 PM

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Wouldn't you be left with the cancer that killed the cancer?

Then give that cancer cancer.

But really, you can't give cancer cancer. So don't worry your little head about infecting yourself with some sort of super cancer.

STM · #**249** 07-19-2011, 03:27 PM

I had only a single rizzler tonight, I'm slowly cutting down. Instead I became pretty much inebriated on high amounts of spirits.

***Alcar*** · #**250** 07-20-2011, 05:14 AM

Mmmmm smoking. Think I'll go for one now.

Alcar...

Crashpunk · #**251** 07-20-2011, 03:53 PM

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Then give that cancer cancer.

But really, you can't give cancer cancer. So don't worry your little head about infecting yourself with some sort of super cancer.

YO DAWG...

Bullet Magnet · #**252** 07-20-2011, 04:58 PM

The number one cause of death for cancer cells is cancer.

Strike Witch · #**253** 07-20-2011, 05:17 PM

Emesdee · #**254** 07-20-2011, 08:47 PM

I know that's a Funky Winkerbean parody, but that art looks really familiar. Or maybe it's just the guy with glasses looks just like Henry Mitchell.

Ridg3 · #**255** 07-20-2011, 11:44 PM

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The number one cause of death for cancer cells is cancer.

Then what happens to the cancer? Does it die off in the empty husk of the former tumor or will it seek out it's next victim?

Bullet Magnet · #**256** 07-21-2011, 02:29 AM

What? Cancer kills the host, which kills the tumour. It's what happens when cells stop cooperating and go back to Darwinian natural selection within the organism they are a part of. Without a means of keeping them in check, cheaters always prosper from a cooperative system until the proportion of cheaters reaches critical mass and the system collapses, taking the cheaters and cooperators down alike.

STM · #**257** 07-21-2011, 05:11 AM

Wow, so it's like a revolution in our body and we are the Tsar.

moxco · #**258** 07-21-2011, 06:00 AM

If you intentionally inhale toxic gas it's more like you're the tsar leading the bolshevik revolution.

MeechMunchie · #**259** 07-28-2011, 07:05 AM

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Taxi Driver: The sign says "no smoking".

Giles De'Ath: No, the sign says "thank you for not smoking". As I am smoking, I don't expect to be thanked.

I'm tempted to start smoking just so I can quote this.

STM · #**260** 07-28-2011, 10:35 AM

I think I reached the end of the downhill run I had smoking today, I managed to repeatedly turn down some of the nicest baccy I ever had. Haven't smoked in two days despite wanting to, woop.

MA · #**261** 07-28-2011, 05:07 PM

i think i might just lean back in my chair and light up a cigarette. take my time with it, too. you know, just enjoy it. you ever done that, STM? just put the world on hold while you have a smoke break? i have. it's glorious.

MeechMunchie · #**262** 07-29-2011, 05:30 AM

Harsh, dude.

STM · #**263** 07-29-2011, 09:48 AM

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i think i might just lean back in my chair and light up a cigarette. take my time with it, too. you know, just enjoy it. you ever done that, STM? just put the world on hold while you have a smoke break? i have. it's glorious.

Lucky I have will power. I hope you lean back a little bit too far in your chair and nearly fall off thus startling you significantly.

Dixanadu · #**264** 07-29-2011, 09:51 AM

Just had dinner. Enjoying a cup of tea now.

Can't wait to get ripped into the cigarette I have prepared. Should go down good.

Ridg3 · #**265** 07-29-2011, 10:31 AM

I always love to have a smoke, and I've never wanted to go off them. In fact, I'm going to have one now. Maybe another three after that. Because, the only thing cooler than smokers is chain smokers.

STM · #**266** 07-29-2011, 10:45 AM

Fuck now I need a Malboro Light you inconsiderate 'orrible wankers.

Oh or a Natural American Spirit....or a Havana, or a Colorado, or a Sovereign, or a...Oh man I miss smoking.

Manco · #**267** 07-29-2011, 10:47 AM

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Fuck now I need a Malboro Light you inconsiderate 'orrible wankers.

If words on the internet peer pressured you you deserve to be addicted.

STM · #**268** 07-29-2011, 10:51 AM

Just because I want one doesn't mean I'm going to have one. I'm being all healthy like.

There are these things called jokes you see...

***Wil*** · #**269** 03-11-2012, 07:29 AM

MA · #**270** 03-11-2012, 08:17 AM

THANKS!

tell us something we don't know.

my mate gave me some Indian cigarettes last night called Beedi's.

i quite like them. they smoke just like an unfiltered rolled cigarette and can go out just as often, although a bit harsher. some people put it's harshness down to being wrapped in a tobacco leaf and don't like them because of this. apparently they stink too, but my nose is so shit i honestly can't tell you what they smell like. i have a feeling they smell like strong cigars or something. but anyway, they're different.