The NEW! Sex Thread -

JennyGenesis · #**1381** 09-07-2011, 08:56 AM

I wouldn't be able to go through with it, 5 minutes later I'll be wanting it.

MeechCrunchies · #**1382** 09-07-2011, 09:00 AM

You could try that perseverance method with a rubber band?
It would probably be worth it in the long run for your wallet. ♥

JennyGenesis · #**1383** 09-07-2011, 09:06 AM

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You could try that perseverance method with a rubber band?

What?

MeechCrunchies · #**1384** 09-07-2011, 09:18 AM

Wear a rubber band on your wrist and snap it when your willpower is fading.
It's the only thing I can think to advise right now.

Manco · #**1385** 09-07-2011, 09:39 AM

Doesn’t have to be the wrist.

STM · #**1386** 09-07-2011, 10:25 AM

Eww. Oddhunter you gross man. You gross.

JennyGenesis · #**1387** 09-07-2011, 12:08 PM

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Wear a rubber band on your wrist and snap it when your willpower is fading.
It's the only thing I can think to advise right now.

That's silly, whats the point in that?

The only willpower I'm aware of right now is the curency in Driver SF.

Dixanadu · #**1388** 09-07-2011, 01:14 PM

SHUT UP I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SECKS

JennyGenesis · #**1389** 09-07-2011, 01:16 PM

Ok, go ahead.

Dixanadu · #**1390** 09-07-2011, 01:20 PM

I had hoped someone would throw a topic out there that hasn't been discussed.

STM · #**1391** 09-07-2011, 01:22 PM

OWF has run out of sex. What a surprise...SHUT 'ER DOWN BOYS!

Dixanadu · #**1392** 09-07-2011, 01:25 PM

There's always something.

I know.

Premature ejaculation; STM's barricade to good sex.

JennyGenesis · #**1393** 09-07-2011, 01:30 PM

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Premature ejaculation

Ok, seeing as we need something to discuss, I'll be perfectly honest even though I know in the back of my head I'm goona regret saying this but...

It almost happened to me friday night :/

Dixanadu · #**1394** 09-07-2011, 01:42 PM

It happened to me the third time I did it.

Ridg3 · #**1395** 09-07-2011, 01:50 PM

It happens constantly to me.

JennyGenesis · #**1396** 09-07-2011, 01:51 PM

I once got complained at for having the "opposite"

Dixanadu · #**1397** 09-07-2011, 01:53 PM

I hate lasting for long periods. I don't have the athletic ability to perform for hours.

Laser · #**1398** 09-07-2011, 02:11 PM

Friend of mine had a 69er with a girl he met not 2 hours ago at a friends house...in the middle of the living room and didn't ejaculate prematurely or at all.

Boys a champ!

JennyGenesis · #**1399** 09-07-2011, 02:24 PM

I could easily do that, probably because that being at a friends house in their living room, I'd probably be unable to get into the mood properly in fear that somebody will walk in, it's happened to me a couple of times, the worst thing ever!

STM · #**1400** 09-07-2011, 02:32 PM

Haha, if you count skype sex, I lasted longer than her both times. So shut up Dixanadu. YOU DON'T KNOW ME MAAAN. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE SEEN!

Manco · #**1401** 09-07-2011, 02:34 PM

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YOU DON'T KNOW ME MAAAN. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE SEEN!

A grainy video stream of a poorly-lit vagina?

STM · #**1402** 09-07-2011, 02:36 PM

It was well lit and the camera was of reasonable quality, don't you ruin this for me!

Ridg3 · #**1403** 09-07-2011, 02:39 PM

You're going to hell.

STM · #**1404** 09-07-2011, 02:40 PM

It's been tossed about earlier on I think.

JennyGenesis · #**1405** 09-07-2011, 02:44 PM

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You're going to hell.

Fuck off Non-Atheiest!

MeechCrunchies · #**1406** 09-07-2011, 02:51 PM

It's been established that 99% of OWF members are going to hell anyway.
Just change the name to OddworldForums.ouchthatburns.net and we'll be good xD

STM · #**1407** 09-07-2011, 02:59 PM

I'll be okay, I have a Bible and a Gospel next to my bed and some Rosary Beads, screw you guys.

JennyGenesis · #**1408** 09-07-2011, 03:39 PM

What did the bible say about sex before marriage?

Naughty boy!

STM · #**1409** 09-07-2011, 03:57 PM

What did the Bible say about slavery? The Bible has been rewritten, morphed, and edited numerously. And besides, I haven't had physical sex...I'm not naughtyyyyy.

JennyGenesis · #**1410** 09-07-2011, 04:03 PM

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What did the Bible say about slavery?

I don't know, I've never taken time to read the thing nor do I have interest to.