The NEW! Sex Thread -

T-nex · #**1141** 07-22-2011, 02:45 AM

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Isn't all sex physical? I don't understand what you mean.

Well more specifically... I dont desire a cock inside me... Dunno.. classic sex... I could live without it.

However sex is more than just missionary position. I like sex play, I like oral sex, I like a lot of sexual things. Besides the whole penetration thing, I'm pretty sexual ^^

Edit: Umm... Im thinking about moving this little discussion to the sex thread.

JennyGenesis · #**1142** 07-22-2011, 02:48 AM

What on earth is it with all thse threads getting split? XD

Anyway, I understand what you mean now, though I have never come across a girl like that, we all have our preferences though.

Dixanadu · #**1143** 07-22-2011, 02:53 AM

It's called Diphallia. I wouldn't be thrilled with having two dicks.

JennyGenesis · #**1144** 07-22-2011, 02:56 AM

I'm unsure if I would like that. I think it would be rather embarassing when somebody strips you naked and didn't know beforehand.

Havoc · #**1145** 07-22-2011, 03:09 AM

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A man has:
Two sets of three fingers

Wut?

Dixanadu · #**1146** 07-22-2011, 03:16 AM

It would only be good for the 'Ha! I have two dicks!' gag.

Wings of Fire · #**1147** 07-22-2011, 03:25 AM

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Wut?

You bunch your index, middle and ring finger together and stick them inside your lady friend.

It's a little coarse, but still an effective kind of foreplay.

Havoc · #**1148** 07-22-2011, 04:53 AM

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You bunch your index, middle and ring finger together and stick them inside your lady friend.

It's a little coarse, but still an effective kind of foreplay.

I get the idea, but you left 2 fingers unaccounted for

The thumb is an excellent tool for clitoral stimulation at the same time.

MA · #**1149** 07-22-2011, 04:56 AM

the thumb isn't a finger. the thumb is a thumb.

T-nex · #**1150** 07-22-2011, 05:13 AM

So we only have 8 fingers?? WAAAHHH D=

Strike Witch · #**1151** 07-22-2011, 05:44 AM

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I have a lack of desire for physical sex....

Should we blame chris?

JennyGenesis · #**1152** 07-22-2011, 06:41 AM

Mudokons lost a finger, so why shouldn't we?

As the Cadbury Chocolate Fingers adverts on TV used to state

"Sorry thumb, it's a finger thing"

Sekto Springs · #**1153** 07-22-2011, 08:33 AM

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Should we blame chris?

Probably. I wrecked that shit.

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Anyway, I understand what you mean now, though I have never come across a girl like that, we all have our preferences though.

Maybe because most girls (and guys for that matter) don't actually realize there's more to sex until they're a bit older. When I was in school, I recall all of the upperclassmen regaling my friends and I with their carnal escapades. The stories were almost always the same...

"Yeah so like, I kissed her and rubbed her leg. And then I like fingered her for a bit. And then I boned her for like an hour."

Sound familiar? When I started having sex, things almost never happened exactly like that. It was usually at least slightly more memorable. I figured that everyone sucks at it when they first start out, but no. Apparently a large percentage of young guys actually don't know wtf they're doing in bed. At all.
And after I started having sex, and talking to some of my friends about it, they just didn't get it. Responses like "ew you licked her pussy? wtf man!?" and "what do you mean "clitoris"?" weren't uncommon. The fact that I'm still getting those kind of responses from people in their 20's is alarming.

Point is, unless you're huge, mechanical humping isn't going to cut it.
Sex is like eating out a fancy restaurant. You order the kind of food you can't just make yourself at home. Thusly, when you have sex with someone, you should make a point to do all the things you can't do with just your own hand and a bottle of lotion.

T-nex · #**1154** 07-22-2011, 09:14 AM

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And after I started having sex, and talking to some of my friends about it, they just didn't get it. Responses like "ew you licked her pussy? wtf man!?" and "what do you mean "clitoris"?" weren't uncommon. The fact that I'm still getting those kind of responses from people in their 20's is alarming.

To be fair, you DO associate with more... nooby people. Your friends as delightful as they are, are all pretty bad with girls.

Also Strike Witch, even if Chris was to blame for my lack of interest, I really don't think he would fail THAT badly

I dunno... 'Im just weird ._. I cant even please myself that way. it takes a lot for me to feel physical pleasure.

Also, thats it.. If this discussion continues, Im moving it.

Sekto Springs · #**1155** 07-22-2011, 09:25 AM

Actually my current friends know alot about sex, they just haven't had it.

So it goes.
I'm talking about my friends from the days of yore, who I'm pretty much estranged with now for varying reasons. They were having sex, they just failed at it.

T-nex · #**1156** 07-22-2011, 09:44 AM

But then again, you were teens at the time.
If you have been estranged from them, you cant possibly know how knowledgable they are now.

Sekto Springs · #**1157** 07-22-2011, 09:51 AM

True, though considering the kind of adults they were becoming, I doubt much has changed.

Sexual ignorance is still rampant though. Perhaps it has to do with pride, or maybe they're just afraid to explore. More than a few people seem to consider oral sex "kinky" or out of the ordinary. That's baffling to me. So many people take a strict stance against oral or anal without even trying it.

MA · #**1158** 07-22-2011, 09:55 AM

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Mudokons lost a finger, so why shouldn't we?

As the Cadbury Chocolate Fingers adverts on TV used to state

"Sorry thumb, it's a finger thing"

lol yeah. those modickuns. who could forget them?

STM · #**1159** 07-22-2011, 12:57 PM

HAHAA, What a fantastic pun.

JennyGenesis · #**1160** 07-23-2011, 01:53 AM

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Maybe because most girls (and guys for that matter) don't actually realize there's more to sex until they're a bit older. When I was in school, I recall all of the upperclassmen regaling my friends and I with their carnal escapades. The stories were almost always the same...

"Yeah so like, I kissed her and rubbed her leg. And then I like fingered her for a bit. And then I boned her for like an hour."

Sound familiar?

My first time went differently, there was a lot of foreplay before I stuck it in.

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Well more specifically... I dont desire a cock inside me... Dunno.. classic sex... I could live without it.

However sex is more than just missionary position. I like sex play, I like oral sex, I like a lot of sexual things. Besides the whole penetration thing, I'm pretty sexual ^^

I'm the same aswell, I do and have done all sorts of sexual things, but I'm probably going to sound really old fashioned here by saying that missionary is my favourite position, when top or bottom. Not to say that I don't like or do any other position, but missionary is just my favourite, for me, sex just seems to feel better in that position.

Dixanadu · #**1161** 07-23-2011, 03:38 AM

It's also more intimate since you can kiss and make eye contact.

Eye contact puts me off.

T-nex · #**1162** 07-23-2011, 08:41 AM

Ok I moved the sex discussion from the gay thread to here

... SORRY.
I tried to tidy up as much as I could.

Anyway, @ JG
I think it makes sense that you'd like the missionary position. it seems to do its job, and it's quite easy to handle, meaning less stress, meaning more focus on ... fucking....

Sekto Springs · #**1163** 07-23-2011, 08:46 AM

Missionary is the one that bends your dick out of shape the least, but it also tires you out faster. Unless you're one of those guys that just lies on top of her and doesn't actually bother holding yourself up.

T-nex · #**1164** 07-23-2011, 08:48 AM

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Missionary is the one that bends your dick out of shape the least, but it also tires you out faster. Unless you're one of those guys that just lies on top of her and doesn't actually bother holding yourself up.

What? That must look strange as hell O_o

STM · #**1165** 07-23-2011, 09:12 AM

Wait you can put your dick out of shape?

Sekto Springs · #**1166** 07-23-2011, 09:16 AM

Depends on how hard you get, I spose. The more rigid it gets, the more uncomfortable certain positions can be. Reverse cowgirl is one I can think of that can be murder on your dick if you don't move with the proper rhythm. Of course, it's something you get used to.

But your dick isn't fucking putty, it doesn't literally change shape.

STM · #**1167** 07-23-2011, 09:19 AM

Oh thank God, I was just about to add that to the tally of things to worry about.

Sekto Springs · #**1168** 07-23-2011, 09:22 AM

I'd certainly hope you'd know enough about your own dick by now to know it can't change shape. Omitting the possibility that you're using a pump, of course.

STM · #**1169** 07-23-2011, 09:26 AM

Haw haw. I haven't had sex, and your description led me to worry a bit! ^_^

Sekto Springs · #**1170** 07-23-2011, 09:29 AM

I'm sure it's possible to change it's shape slightly, but only if you're a well-traveled pornstar or something. Someone who gets paid to put their dick in unusual positions every day for years.