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07-18-2011, 02:41 PM
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07-18-2011, 03:12 PM
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Well she's got three holes hasn't she?

Shit, invite a third friend whilst you're at it.
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07-18-2011, 03:14 PM
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How about 5? For some DP

If you can figure out a way to get 5 guys inside 1 girl.
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How about 5? For some DP

If you can figure out a way to get 5 guys inside 1 girl.
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07-18-2011, 04:17 PM
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When is that 50-foot stick going to fall out of your arse?

Jesus wept.
Elaborate...I don't understand. If you mean a physical stick then no, it hurts to much every time I try but if there's some metaphor here. I don't get it.
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07-18-2011, 04:18 PM
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hahaha reading this thread makes me forget about my troubles...funny enough!

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07-18-2011, 04:20 PM
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07-18-2011, 04:23 PM
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Editted the last post to make STM sound insane.
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07-18-2011, 04:24 PM
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Elaborate...I don't understand. If you mean a physical stick then no, it hurts to much every time I try but if there's some metaphor here. I don't get it.
Read over what you just posted

Try to imagine you are someone else reading your own post

Realize why you're unpopular

????

Profit
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07-18-2011, 04:26 PM
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The metaphor is that you're being a bit of a poop stain. I think the anger of the bees has rubbed off on you
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07-18-2011, 04:53 PM
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It's actually the bees poop in my eyes. Sorry then CP.

Also, I am insane CP, I am insane, muahahaha.
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07-18-2011, 04:58 PM
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I think your the only person who calls me CP.
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07-18-2011, 05:03 PM
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Crashpunk, your friend is a cunt. Make a move on her. If she likes your friend over you, she's got shit taste and isn't worth chasing anyway.
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07-18-2011, 07:57 PM
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Rape her. Girls dig it.

Nah you told me not to take the piss so just tell your mate that you really like her and ask him if he could just back off while you made your move.

Or just knock him out. Girls dig that to.
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Ugh. Does anyone actually find all the "Rape her" jokes amusing or do people just assume that it's one of the Laws Of The Internet that such jokes must be made in this context?
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The "rape" jokes are some of the dumbest jokes in the world, along with "your mom" and "that's what she said" jokes.
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I've actually never come across rape jokes of this nature outside of these forums. I love rape personally, but you know, it's not for everybody.
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You love rape? What.
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I read that as You love rap? then much to my relief, I saw it said rape.
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I read that as You love rap? then much to my relief, I saw it said rape.
It's good to know where your thoughts lie on this matter Moxco.
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"Rape her" jokes are extremely in at the minute. The pinnacle of internet humor and general social etiquette is rape jokes.
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Rape jokes are not funny.

Oh and thanks Strike Witch, you've giving me a lot of confidence because you are right, He is a cunt.
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That's because it was how you were conceived.

Ok, Crash, if you know the kid is a cunt, this gives him even less of a reason to be with her if you could as well. I'm sure you know what to do so go ahead and do it then post here that you have a girl friend. We'll be so proud.
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