Oddworld Survey

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

There's a third survey?

[MunchOnThis]

Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR
There's a third survey?

One,Two Middlesboogie made some questions up too(Survey 3)
Here's the questions:
Survey 3

1) You are granted an audience with the Almighty Raisin, but can only ask one question. What do you ask?

2) You try to infiltrate a Cartelian factory, but are stopped by a Slig guard. What do you give him as a bribe or say as a bluff?

3) If you had to live on Oddworld forever, and could only take three things from Earth with you, what would they be?

4) If you could change one thing on Oddworld, what would it be?

5) Say something funny about your favourite creature/character.

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

Originally posted by MunchOnThis


One,Two Middlesboogie made some questions up too(Survey 3)
Here's the questions:
Survey 3

1) You are granted an audience with the Almighty Raisin, but can only ask one question. What do you ask?

2) You try to infiltrate a Cartelian factory, but are stopped by a Slig guard. What do you give him as a bribe or say as a bluff?

3) If you had to live on Oddworld forever, and could only take three things from Earth with you, what would they be?

4) If you could change one thing on Oddworld, what would it be?

5) Say something funny about your favourite creature/character.

Oh okay, cool

[Danny]

Survey 1.

1. If you were to date anyone in oddworld, who would it be and why.

~ Aslik's got a good figure, and he's rolling in cash...

2. What pet would you have?

~ I wouldn't have a pet. I'd cultivate spooceshrubs instead... (Don't pretend those things aren't hallucinogenic, Lorne...)

3. what oddworld creature would you be?

~ Nobody knows...

4. What would you wear?

~ Wear?

5. what job would you have?

~ I'm not tied down to a career... I'm rich, but nobody is quite sure what I do... Poor fools...

6. What kind off product would you try?

~ I'd try anything once...

would it work or backfire?

~ I hope everything would backfire occasionally...

7. What would you do, if mullok, dripik, phleg were to knock on your door?

~ Charge an obscene amount of money to be let in...

8. What would you do if a slig was your bus driver?

~ Tell him exactly how poor his career prospects are...

9. What game show would you be on?

~ I don't know, but I'd win, of course...

10. Would you want to pull of bigface's mask?

~ What goes on between Bigface and I is our own private business, and we refuse to become gossip fodder...

11. What would you do when an oddworld character was your chemistry teacher, math, etc?

~ Depends if they were any good...

12. What would you do, if a slig was on your bed, wearing a silky sexy robe on your bed and he said that he needs a place to stay?

~ Is the slig hot?

13. What would you do if Abe beat you up or is your class bully?

~ Abe? Beat me up? I'd like to see that puny mudokon try...

***

Survey 2.

1. If a Towahawker hit you on the head with his hammer stick thingy and said that he shall grant you three wishes, what shall they be?

~ 1. Could he not hit me on the head again?

~ 2. Could he scratch the itch I have in one of those hard-to-reach spots on my back?

~ 3. Could he tell me where I put my keys?

2. what instrument would you play if you were part of the punk rock mudokon band?

~ I'd be the singer, baby!

What would you wear?

~ There's that weird word again...

3. What expalantion would you give, if bigface caught you taking off his mask?

~ Stop prying into our private life!

4. What power would you have? How would it help you in oddworld?

~ Persuasiveness. Beats Flying any day.

Would it useful?

~ It would.

5. What would you do, if Maggie called you a fat slut and you know she's fat and ugly?

~ I'd sweet-talk her until she retracted the statement...

6. What would you think, If a mudokon or a slig who was smoking all over the food, was your lunch lady?

~ Pah! I only eat the finest foods prepared by the finest chefs in the Universe! No puny Lunch-ladies for me...

7. what would you do if an oddworld creature had a crush on you?

~ Oh, they do...

Who would it be?

~ I would give you the list, but it would be violating their privacy...

8. What would you do, If you were a mudokon, enslaved by the glukkons?

Me? Enslaved? Hah! I'm the one who does the enslaving, friend... The trick is to make sure they don't realise they arebeing enslaved...

9. Your sleeping, it's 3 am in the morning and Elum wants you to take him for a walk. Whta would you do?

~ Nothing and nobody disturbs my sleep. I train all of my minions to let themselves out...

10. What would you do, if the slig wearing the silky hot sexy see through robe on your bed, refuses to move out?

~ Who said I tried to force him out in the first place?

11. What would you do, If Abe ask you to stay after school so he can beat you up?

~ Bring it on!

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Survey 3.

1) You are granted an audience with the Almighty Raisin, but can only ask one question. What do you ask?

~ Is our "agreement" still going through?

2) You try to infiltrate a Cartelian factory, but are stopped by a Slig guard. What do you give him as a bribe or say as a bluff?

~ I would tell hiim exactly who I am and what I do...

3) If you had to live on Oddworld forever, and could only take three things from Earth with you, what would they be?

~ My charm, my good looks, and my friends/allies/associates...

4) If you could change one thing on Oddworld, what would it be?

~ That I really was the character I've been being throughout these questionnaires...

5) Say something funny about your favourite creature/character.

~ Humour does not become someone with the tremendous powers and responsibilities I have...

[abe22]

1. If you were to date anyone in oddworld, who would it be and why?

Phleg is pretty cool.

2. What pet would you have?

A Slog

3. what oddworld creature would you be?

A mudokon

4. What would you wear?

What I usually wear flares and t-shirts

5. what job would you have?

HAH

6. What kind off product would you try? would it work or backfire?

Soul Storm Brew.

7. What would you do, if mullok, dripik, phleg were to knock on your door?

I'd do some kung fu shit on them

8. What would you do if a slig was your bus driver? LOL

I would do nothing

9. What game show would you be on?

A game where you get money

10. Would you want to pull of bigface's mask?

YES

11. What would you do when an oddworld character was your chemistry teacher, math, etc?

Lean Back on my chair like I always do and hope to fall off it.

12. What would you do, if a slig was on your bed, wearing a silky sexy robe on your bed and he said that he needs a place to stay? :confuzzled:

What does this male slig look like.

13. What would you do if Abe beat you up or is your class bully?

I'd give him a back hand slap and say do you wanna play rough OK

1. If a Towahawker hit you on the head with his hammer stick thingy and said that he shall grant you three wishes, what shall they be?

Err to hard.

2. what instrument would you play if you were part of the punk rock mudokon band?

PUNK BANDS!? I'd scream and jump out a window

What would you wear?

I'd have some glass in me.

3. What expalantion would you give, if bigface caught you taking off his mask?

I think I'm Blind and I need your mask.

4. What power would you have? How would it help you in oddworld?

The power to err to hard

Would it useful?

5. What would you do, if Maggie called you a fat slut and you know she's fat and ugly?

Call her one back

6. What would you think, If a mudokon or a slig who was smoking all over the food, was your lunch lady?

No thanks I don't eat from the lunch ladies.

7. what would you do if an oddworld creature had a crush on you?

I know I'm just soo great

Who would it be?

They don't want anyone to know.

8. What would you do, If you were a mudokon, enslaved by the glukkons?

I would be in the first place
9. Your sleeping, it's 3 am in the morning and Elum wants you to take him for a walk. Whta would you do?

I don't wake up for anything

10. What would you do, if the slig wearing the silky hot sexy see through robe on your bed, refuses to move out?

I'd say I was goona let you stay but now your being pushie so you can piss off

11. What would you do, If Abe ask you to stay after school so he can beat you up?

Sure ya will.

Survey 3.

1) You are granted an audience with the Almighty Raisin, but can only ask one question. What do you ask?

I like raisens can I eat you.

2) You try to infiltrate a Cartelian factory, but are stopped by a Slig guard. What do you give him as a bribe or say as a bluff?

I'd give him a tooth brush

3) If you had to live on Oddworld forever, and could only take three things from Earth with you, what would they be?

Me, Myself, And I

4) If you could change one thing on Oddworld, what would it be?

I have no idea

5) Say something funny about your favourite creature/character.

I'm to tired.

[Xavier]

Oddworld Survey: Survey 2

1. If a Towahawker hit you on the head with his hammer stick thingy and said that he shall grant you three wishes, what shall they be?
No more pain please, Have all the Moolah of queen Margaret,and...

2. what instrument would you play if you were part of the punk rock mudokon band? What would you wear?
Drums... A Matrix like vest

3. What expalantion would you give, if bigface caught you taking off his mask?
beurk

4. What power would you have? How would it help you in oddworld? Would it useful?
Shrykull power, of cource

5. What would you do, if Maggie called you a fat slut and you know she's fat and ugly!? LOL
offer her a mirror

6. What would you think, If a mudokon or a slig who was smoking all over the food, was your lunch lady?
ask the tomawhoker of the first question to give him a smach

7. what would you do if an oddworld creature had a crush on you? Who would it be?
nothing

8. What would you do, If you were a mudokon, enslaved by the glukkons? would he catch you? would you exscape?
I think Iwould escape

9. Your sleeping, it's 3 am in the morning and Elum wants you to take him for a walk. Whta would you do?
Okay... but after I sell him to rupture farms

10. What would you do, if the slig wearing the silky hot sexy see through robe on your bed, refuses to move out?
sleep in the livingroom

11. What would you do, If Abe ask you to stay after school so he can beat you up?
I would think about

Here's the questions:
Survey 3

1) You are granted an audience with the Almighty Raisin, but can only ask one question. What do you ask?
Wath is the meaning of live?

2) You try to infiltrate a Cartelian factory, but are stopped by a Slig guard. What do you give him as a bribe or say as a bluff?
give a explosive cigarette

3) If you had to live on Oddworld forever, and could only take three things from Earth with you, what would they be?
My girlfriend, tons of pizzas and beer

4) If you could change one thing on Oddworld, what would it be?
other reproduction systhem, no queens

5) Say something funny about your favourite creature/character.
he's green

[Fazerina]

1. If you were to date anyone in oddworld, who would it be and why.
I would go for Alector. *grins at Claudia* He's hot.

2. What pet would you have?
An Elum! I love them.

3. What Oddworld creature would you be?
Loah. She's my mudokon character.

4. What would you wear?
Same kind of cloaths that Loah wears. Skirts and some kind of top.

5. What Job would you have?
I would just go around seeking for adventures.. Well, maybe I would be a farmer or something.

6. What kind off product would you try? Would it work or backfire?
I don't know. Some vegetables that I'd grown on my little farm. I don't think they would do well in Oddworld, but I wouldn't care. I would eat them myself!

7. What would you do, if mullok, dripik, phleg were to knock on your door?
I would run away! No, really.. I would fight them with my stick. (Loah carries a stick with her *grins at Eddie* and she can fight very good with it. She has just a stick because she doesn't want to kill anyone. Just harm them...)

8. What would you do if a slig was your bus driver?
I wouldn't use buss. I would live in the Oddworldian Outback.

9. What game show would you be on?
Sliggy Lake or something like that, if I had to live with Nek, like Loah does.

10. Would you want to pull of bigface's mask?
Yeah!

11. What would you do when an oddworld character was your chemistry teacher, math, etc?
I would be very afraid.

12. What would you do, if a slig was on your bed, wearing a silky sexy robe on your bed and he said that he needs a place to stay?
*yack* I would through him out!

13. What would you do if Abe beat you up or is your class bully?
I would kick his butt!

[Fazerina]

1. If a Towahawker hit you on the head with his hammer stick thingy and said that he shall grant you three wishes, what shall they be?
I honestly don't know. Hmm.. I would like to have wings and the ability to become invisible whenever I like and.. what could the third one be? Yeah.. I would like to breathe under water. Those would be cool!

2. What instrument would you play if you were part of the punk rock mudokon band? What would you wear?
I would play the guitar of course! I would wear glamour rock clothes.

3. What expalantion would you give, if bigface caught you taking off his mask?
I wouldn't explain anything. I would run fast, if he was angry at me or if he was a creepy monster!

4. What power would you have? How would it help you in oddworld? Would it useful?
If I had the powers I hoped for, they would be very useful, indeed. No gluk could ever caught me with my ability to fly or turn invisible. And I could hide under water, as well. But mainly, those would just be cool!

5. What would you do, if Maggie called you a fat slut and you know she's fat and ugly!? LOL
I would call her back!

6. What would you think, If a mudokon or a slig who was smoking all over the food, was your lunch lady?
I would give her a lesson with my stick..

7. What would you do if an oddworld creature had a crush on you? Who would it be?
Well.. If I was Loah, it would be Nek. What would any normal mudokon do?

8. What would you do, If you were a mudokon, enslaved by the glukkons? Would he catch you? Would you exscape?
With my powers I would escape of course! Nah.. Glukkons are stupid..

9. Your sleeping, it's 3 am in the morning and Elum wants you to take him for a walk. What would you do?
Tell him to go off and go back to sleeping.

10. What would you do, if the slig wearing the silky hot sexy see through robe on your bed, refuses to move out?
I would kick his butt! If he didn't move then I would just go for it..

11. What would you do, If Abe asks you to stay after school so he can beat you up?
I would stay and kick his butt once again.. Will he ever learn..

[Fazerina]

1) You are granted an audience with the Almighty Raisin, but can only ask one question. What do you ask?
How's that diet going?

2) You try to infiltrate a Cartelian factory, but are stopped by a Slig guard. What do you give him as a bribe or say as a bluff?
I would say to him:" Hi, handsome! Meet me behind that corner in ten minutes! You go first."

3) If you had to live on Oddworld forever, and could only take three things from Earth with you, what would they be?
My dog... Well.. she could be in danger of turning into a pie.. my guitar and my friends

4) If you could change one thing on Oddworld, what would it be?
There wouldn't be any fleeches. I HATE fleeches!!!!

5) Say something funny about your favourite creature/character.
eh.. nothing comes in mind..