Oddworld Survey

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

This is just for fun You can add more questions if ya like

1. If you were to date anyone in oddworld, who would it be and why.

2. What pet would you have?

3. what oddworld creature would you be?

4. What would you wear?

5. what job would you have?

6. What kind off product would you try? would it work or backfire?

7. What would you do, if mullok, dripik, phleg were to knock on your door?

8. What would you do if a slig was your bus driver? LOL

9. What game show would you be on?

10. Would you want to pull of bigface's mask?

11. What would you do when an oddworld character was your chemistry teacher, math, etc?

12. What would you do, if a slig was on your bed, wearing a silky sexy robe on your bed and he said that he needs a place to stay? :confuzzled:

13. What would you do if Abe beat you up or is your class bully?

[ November 24, 2001: Message edited by: PinkHaired Mudokon CWR ]

[Jotch]

1. A big bro slig. Cause i like their big guns.

2. Meep

3. Scrab

4. Nothing

5. Eating Stuff

6. Goose Bumps? It would work?

7. Give them some tea.

8. I would ask to borrow his gun and shoot him

9. Millionare

10. Yes, then i would put it on my face

11. I would ask them to take me to Oddworld

12. Id jump in with him

13. Id tickle him

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1. If you were to date anyone in oddworld, who would it be and why.

2. What pet would you have?

3. what oddworld creature would you be?

4. What would you wear?

5. what job would you have?

6. What kind off product would you try? would it work or backfire?

7. What would you do, if mullok, dripik, phleg were to knock on your door?

8. What would you do if a slig was your bus driver? LOL

9. What game show would you be on?

10. Would you want to pull of bigface's mask?

11. What would you do when an oddworld character was your chemistry teacher, math, etc?

12. What would you do, if a slig was on your bed, wearing a silky sexy robe on your bed and he said that he needs a place to stay? :confuzzled:

13. What would you do if Abe beat you up or is your class bully?

[Steve]

1. no one for the most part me and reptillians/invertabrats don't like each other.

2. a fuzzle I would let it gnaw on anyone who annoyed me

3. Vykker

4. full Armour

5. scientist

6. scrab cakes.

7. ask them if they wanted some scrab cakes.

8. make sure his metal pants are working (he could accidentally put his foot on the gas pedal/kick me ect.)

9. who wants to be a glockstar.

10. yes then I'd switch it with another one and see how long it would take him to notice

11. ask why he/she isn't on talk show's ect.

12. I'd club 'im

13. annoy the heck out of him until he's committed (I could)

[ November 25, 2001: Message edited by: Steve ]

[Elum]

1. If you were to date anyone in oddworld, who would it be and why.

ya know what? I can't think of anyone on Oddworld I would date.

2. What pet would you have?

Elum!

3. what oddworld creature would you be?

Mudokon

4. What would you wear?

loin cloth

5. what job would you have?

unemployed

6. What kind off product would you try?
would it work or backfire?

soulstorm brew

7. What would you do, if mullok, dripik, phleg were to knock on your door?

i would stick my finger in their eye

8. What would you do if a slig was your bus driver?

i wouldn't do anything

9. What game show would you be on?

i wouldn't be on one

10. Would you want to pull of bigface's mask?

no

11. What would you do when an oddworld character was your chemistry teacher, math, etc?

i wouldn't do anything

12. What would you do, if a slig was on your bed, wearing a silky sexy robe on your bed and he said that he needs a place to stay?

i would tell him to stay somewhere else

13. What would you do if Abe beat you up or is your class bully?

I would fight back

[Eibu]

1. If you were to date anyone in oddworld, who would it be and why.
Well since there doesn't seem to be many women on Oddworld and the ones that are there have abdomens the size of my house I don't think there are any dating prospects for me...

2. What pet would you have?
I think a Fuzzle would impress the ladies (not on Oddworld) but Elum would be a nice ride.

3. what oddworld creature would you be? Mudokon for the spiritual powers and to keep my humanoid form

4. What would you wear?
A fashionable tunic and some sleek feathers

5. what job would you have?
I'd like to be a Shaman but if I had to be a scrub I'd like to pull a lever all day

6. What kind off product would you try? would it work or backfire?
INVISIBLE!!!! Just think of the possibilities...

7. What would you do, if Mullok, Dripik, Phleg were to knock on your door?
Mullok: "Aren't you supposed to be dead?"
Dripik: "What's your name again? (heheh)"
Phleg: "Say 'Blue-bastard's Fault' for me!!!"

8. What would you do if a slig was your bus driver? LOL
I'd definately try to give exact change

9. What game show would you be on?
Possession-Tag

10. Would you want to pull of bigface's mask?
Hells no! Bigface is THE Man.

11. What would you do when an oddworld character was your chemistry teacher, math, etc?
Learn how to make explosive farts

12. What would you do, if a slig was on your bed, wearing a silky sexy robe on your bed and he said that he needs a place to stay? :confuzzled:
I'm not touching that one with a ten-foot pole

13. What would you do if Abe beat you up or is your class bully?
If Abe can beat me up then I deserve it

[ODDBODD]

1. If you were to date anyone in oddworld, who would it be and why.
A SLURG, BECAUSE THEY ARE A BUNCH OF SEXY BITCHES

2. What pet would you have?
A SLURG

3. what oddworld creature would you be?
A SLURG

4. What would you wear?
SLURG SKIN

5. what job would you have?
SLURG PROSTITUTE

6. What kind off product would you try? would it work or backfire?
SLURG SLURPEES

7. What would you do, if mullok, dripik, phleg were to knock on your door?
THROW A SLURG AT THEM

8. What would you do if a slig was your bus driver? LOL
SHOVE A SLURG UP HIS ASS AND FORCE HIM TO DRIVE ME ALL THE WAY AROUND THE WORLD

9. What game show would you be on?
SLURGS OF THE CENTURY

10. Would you want to pull of bigface's mask?
NOOOO, *SHUDDERS*

11. What would you do when an oddworld character was your chemistry teacher, math, etc?
OFFER A BULLET IN THE BRAIN

12. What would you do, if a slig was on your bed, wearing a silky sexy robe on your bed and he said that he needs a place to stay? :confuzzled:
I'LL SAY "MOVE OVER AND MAKE WAY FOR MY SEXY SLURG WIFE"

13. What would you do if Abe beat you up or is your class bully?
ASK HIM WHY A MUDOKON IS AT MY SCHOOL?

[SeaRex]

1. If you were to date anyone in oddworld, who would it be and why. -A Fleech. Mmmm... multiple tounges...
2. What pet would you have? -A paramite. I just have to make sure he doesn't make any friends.
3. what oddworld creature would you be? -A Gabbit.
4. What would you wear? -Some cool mudokon head feathers!
5. what job would you have? -Eco Conservationist
6. What kind off product would you try? would it work or backfire? -ESPRESSO!!!
7. What would you do, if mullok, dripik, phleg were to knock on your door? -Same as Eibu. LOL!
8. What would you do if a slig was your bus driver? -Take a different bus.
9. What game show would you be on? -Who wants to be ostracized?
10. Would you want to pull of bigface's mask?
-No Way! He's got powers... scary powers...
11. What would you do when an oddworld character was your chemistry teacher, math, etc? -Actually try to do good in class.
12. What would you do, if a slig was on your bed, wearing a silky sexy robe on your bed and he said that he needs a place to stay? :confuzzled: -Not even gonna delve into that question...
13. What would you do if Abe beat you up or is your class bully? -Run Away! Run Away!

[ November 25, 2001: Message edited by: SeaRex ]

[oddite4456]

1:A scrab. What? You don't like scrabs?
2:A paramite.
3:A Mudokon
4:A loincloth and a Van Halen t-shirt!
5: Disrupting everyone's daily life
6:Buttflo; hey, at least I can eat Mexican food now!
7:Ask them for a donation to the Useless-Mudokon-Slacker-Fund
8:Tell him his boss would give him a raise if he didn't take me to school
9:The ones with back entrances...hehe
10:Who wouldn't?
11:Make good grades!
12:ask him if he snores
13:Ask him why he had 4 fingers in AO but had 3 fingers in AE & MO.

[ November 26, 2001: Message edited by: oddite4456 ]

[Alcar]

1. If you were to date anyone in oddworld, who would it be and why.
- Alcar, he's such a hottie

2. What pet would you have?
- A Paramite named Screech

3. What oddworld creature would you be?
- A Mudokon

4. What would you wear?
- Nothing

5. What job would you have?
- Tribe Leader

6. What kind off product would you try? would it work or backfire?
- AzgasCo Farts: we'll make sure those farts don't go un noticed!

7. What would you do, if mullok, dripik, phleg were to knock on your door?
- Invite them in for a cup of tea

8. What would you do if a slig was your bus driver?
- Whack him on the head and take control

9. What game show would you be on?
- Magog On The Retreat

10. Would you want to pull of bigface's mask?
- Yes, he just won't stop calling me ugly

11. What would you do when an oddworld character was your chemistry teacher, math, etc?
- Tell them to go and learn something else besides neuteronomy

12. What would you do, if a slig was on your bed, wearing a silky sexy robe on your bed and he said that he needs a place to stay?
- Tell him to get a room

13. What would you do if Abe beat you up or is your class bully?
- Call him a 3 fingered FREAK!

[Conzumah]

i've got to commend oddbodd on his slurg post. it takes a lot for me to laugh out loud, but that did it.

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

These are funny and cute. I will have more soon. Does anyone else have any questions?

[Alcar]

Yes, MORE!!!!

They are funny and make us laugh, did i mention, MORE!!!!!

[Black Dragon]

1. If you were to date anyone on Oddworld, who would it be and why?
Ergh, I don't find any Oddworld creatures very attractive, sorry.

2. What pet would you have?
Hmmm... possibly a Paramite.. with a little black spiked collar... he could attack people...

3. What Oddworld creature would you be?
I'd be a Mudokon, most likely.

4. What would you wear?
Uh, a tank-topish thing and a loin cloth...*shudders*

5. What job would you have?
*Grins* Shaman

6. What kind off product would you try? Would it work or backfire?
I'd attempt... I s'pose, a special "enlightening course"... but everyone would think I'm full of hooey and it would ultimately fail.

7. What would you do, if Molluck, Dripik, Phleg were to knock on your door?
Scream, hide under my blanket, and ask for General D.'s autograph.

8. What would you do if a Slig was your bus driver?
Annoy the crud outta him!

9. What game show would you be on?
Uhh... "The Price Ain't Right"?

10. Would you want to pull of bigface's mask?
Yes indeedy-do!

11. What would you do when an Oddworld character was your chemistry teacher, math teacher, etc.?
Probably throw paper airplanes at their head and beg them to take me home with them.

12. What would you do if a Slig was on your bed wearing a silky sexy robe and he said that he needed a place to stay?
I'd go check myself into a mental institution.

13. What would you do if Abe beat you up or is your class bully?
Shout "Hey, you!! Yes, the skinny little pencil with the loin cloth! What, do you think you're Tarzan or something?" and run VERY fast.

[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

1. If you were to date anyone in Oddworld, who would it be, and why?
I don't really relish the idea of dating an Oddworld creature. I find some Oddworld creatures beautiful, but in the same way that people say tigers or deer are beautiful; certainly not in a sexual way. I'd be quite happy to go on a 'just-friends' date instead of a 'boyf-and-girlf' date. Maybe 10-pin bowling with a Slig.

2. What pet would you have?
I'd like a nice friendly Slog. I'd be nice to it and train it not to bite people I like.
Paramites are cool as well, but they might be hard to tame.

3. What oddworld creature would you be?
I'd like to be a Glock Star, so that I could change some of the rules in the Magog Cartel and make life better for all the employed Mudokons and Sligs. And I'd get Phleg promoted.

4. What would you wear?
Preferably not normal Glukk clothing. I'd go for something similar, but tailored so that it didn't bind my wrists together.

5. What job would you have?
Head of a music electronics (CD players, etc) company.

6. What kind off product would you try? Would it work or backfire?
A portable mp3 player that held 500 mgs of music. People would want one, but something like that would have to be ludicrously expensive, so it wouldn't sell well.

What would you do, if Molluck, Dripik,
Phleg were to knock on your door?

Originally posted by Eibu:
Mullok: "Aren't you supposed to be dead?"
Dripik: "What's your name again? (heheh)"
Phleg: "Say 'Blue-bastard's Fault' for me!!!"

I wish I'd thought of those!
I'd probably never let them leave! Living with a real live Glukkon would be just too cool. Might even take my mind off WipEout Fusion for more than 10 minutes!

8. What would you do if a Slig was your bus driver?
I don't take buses. If it's less than 5 miles away, I walk there.

9. What game show would you be on?
Weakest Link's always good.

10. Would you want to pull of bigface's mask?
Oh yes!

11. What would you do when an Oddworld character was your chemistry teacher, math, etc?
Be over the moon.

12. What would you do, if a Slig was on your bed, wearing a silky sexy robe on your bed and he said that he needs a place to stay?
Go back to sleep.

13. What would you do if Abe beat you up or is your class bully?
Hit him with my rhythm stick.

[Alector]

1.If you were to date anyone in oddworld, who would it be and why. Alector

2.What pet would you have??
An Elum! They are so cute!

3.What Oddworld creature would you be?
A Mudokon

4.What would you wear?
A white Loincloth

5.What Job would you have?
Fencer

6.What kind off product would you try? would it work or backfire?
Paramire pies...yup...they would work cause they are satiably

7.What would you do, if mullok, dripik, phleg were to knock on your door?
I would call my dogs that they can hunt them!

8.What would you do if a slig was your bus driver?
Well, i would ask him "do you have a driving-license?"

9.What game show would you be on?
Slig hunting

10.Would you want to pull of bigface's mask?
Hell, yeah!

11.What would you do when an oddworld character was your chemistry teacher, math, etc? I would ask for better marks!

12.What would you do, if a slig was on your bed, wearing a silky sexy robe on your bed and he said that he needs a place to stay?
I would throw him out of my bet and say "sleep in the bath tub!" LOL

13.What would you do if Abe beat you up or is your class bully?
I would try to dodge his big hands!

[Xavier]

1. If you were to date anyone in oddworld, who would it be and why.
An Intern, so sexy
2. What pet would you have?
Slog
3. what oddworld creature would you be?
A Vykkers, cut cut
4. What would you wear?
Scientist clothes
5. what job would you have?
Proffesional disector
6. What kind off product would you try? would it work or backfire?
Expresso, faster!
7. What would you do, if mullok, dripik, phleg were to knock on your door?
Do you want to test my new kill-a-Gluk-game?
8. What would you do if a slig was your bus driver? LOL
Hurry up faster !
9. What game show would you be on?
The one you must guest how the mudokon is torured, (autentic)
10. Would you want to pull of bigface's mask?
Mayby and sell it for higher profits
11. What would you do when an oddworld character was your chemistry teacher, math, etc?
BigFace as French teacher... put you mask off I don't understand wath you say
12. What would you do, if a slig was on your bed, wearing a silky sexy robe on your bed and he said that he needs a place to stay? :confuzzled:
Sorry you are no my type of Sig
13. What would you do if Abe beat you up or is your class bully?
Go to save a lot of muds and leave me alone!

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

1. If you were to date anyone in oddworld, who would it be and why.
-Either Dripik or Alf because they are so sexy! BWahahhaha.

2. What pet would you have?
-Paramites, because they are sooo cute!

3. what oddworld creature would you be?
-Mudokon no doubt, a pinkhaired on.

4. What would you wear?
Fish net stockings, I would dress like a tomahawker! Yeah!

5. what job would you have?
I would like work at mudokon burger and sneeze all over the food! LOL

6. What kind off product would you try? would it work or backfire?
-Gum rot. It would work! Yeah!

7. What would you do, if mullok, dripik, phleg were to knock on your door?
-Slam the door in there face.

8. What would you do if a slig was your bus driver? LOL
-I would bug him to death!

9. What game show would you be on?
-Ralphie!

10. Would you want to pull of bigface's mask?
-Of COurse yo!

11. What would you do when an oddworld character was your chemistry teacher, math, etc?
-sit back, and enjoy the ride.

12. What would you do, if a slig was on your bed, wearing a silky sexy robe on your bed and he said that he needs a place to stay? :confuzzled:
-Move over sexy!!!! And jump on the bed.

13. What would you do if Abe beat you up or is your class bully?
-Um...Bye!

[Rex Tirano]

I would be a Munch cos He is cool!
I would have a pet sloggie!
I would be a mudocon cos they might work but they can be cool!
I would wear the normal!
My job would be Oddworld Fm!
I wouldn't be tested on!
Run!
I don't know?
Oddworld Fm!
Yeah!
Jump for joy!

Be sick!
Laugh!

[Silversnow]

1. If you were to date anyone in oddworld, who would it be and why?
It would probably be... hm, Abe... he's cool, thats all

2. What pet would you have?
a little pet elum

3. What oddworld creature would you be?
hmm... a mud

4. What would you wear?
bikini

5. What job would you have?
moviestar...

6. What kind of product would you try? Would it work of backfire?
chill-pill... whatever...

7. What would you do, if Mullock, Dripik and Phleg were to knock on your door?
ask them what kind of newspaper they want to sell

8. What would you do if a slig were your busdriver?
make sure he's on a good mood

9. What game show would you be on?
TV probably would be good...

10. Would you like to pull off Bigface's mask?
yeah!

11. What would you do if an oddworld creature was your chemistry teacher?
pay attention!

12. What would you do, if a slig was on your bed, wearing a silky sexy robe and said that he needs a place to stay?
sleep on the couch

13. What would you do if Abe beat up your class bully?
he beat up who you say?!

[Abe's son]

1. If you were to date anyone in oddworld, who would it be and why.
-hhhhhmmm uh.......abe

2. What pet would you have?
-Paramites,cuse day ROCK!

3. what oddworld creature would you be?
-mud

4. What would you wear?
-what a punk mud wares

5. what job would you have?

-be a punk

6. What kind off product would you try? would it work or backfire?
-buttflo lets just say i would stink the room up ok?

7. What would you do, if mullok, dripik, phleg were to knock on your door?
-hit'm in the head then turn the into tasty treats

8. What would you do if a slig was your bus driver? LOL
-do nothing

9. What game show would you be on?
-i dono

10. Would you want to pull of bigface's mask?
-heack yah!
11. What would you do when an oddworld character was your chemistry teacher, math, etc?
-would'nt care.

12. What would you do, if a slig was on your bed, wearing a silky sexy robe on your bed and he said that he needs a place to stay? :confuzzled:
-you can sleep with me if you lave yer gun unda the bed
13. What would you do if Abe beat you up or is your class bully?
-don't worie be happy ect

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

Oddworld Survey: Survey 2

1. If a Towahawker hit you on the head with his hammer stick thingy and said that he shall grant you three wishes, what shall they be?

2. what instrument would you play if you were part of the punk rock mudokon band? What would you wear?

3. What expalantion would you give, if bigface caught you taking off his mask?

4. What power would you have? How would it help you in oddworld? Would it useful?

5. What would you do, if Maggie called you a fat slut and you know she's fat and ugly!? LOL

6. What would you think, If a mudokon or a slig who was smoking all over the food, was your lunch lady?

7. what would you do if an oddworld creature had a crush on you? Who would it be?

8. What would you do, If you were a mudokon, enslaved by the glukkons? would he catch you? would you exscape?

9. Your sleeping, it's 3 am in the morning and Elum wants you to take him for a walk. Whta would you do?

10. What would you do, if the slig wearing the silky hot sexy see through robe on your bed, refuses to move out?

11. What would you do, If Abe ask you to stay after school so he can beat you up?

[ December 02, 2001: Message edited by: PinkHaired Mudokon CWR ]

[Eibu]

[b]Oddworld Survey: Survey 2

1. If a Towahawker hit you on the head with his hammer stick thingy and said that he shall grant you three wishes, what shall they be?
Make my girlfriend look like an Asian-Britney Spears, have infinite moolah and have the power of Telekinesis

2. what instrument would you play if you were part of the punk rock mudokon band? What would you wear?
SpooceDrums. A tight leather loin-cloth.

3. What expalantion would you give, if bigface caught you taking off his mask?
THIS IS BLASPHEMY!!!

4. What power would you have? How would it help you in oddworld? Would it useful?
The power of an Assault Rifle...

5. What would you do, if Maggie called you a fat slut and you know she's fat and ugly!? LOL
Rowr~~~

6. What would you think, If a mudokon or a slig who was smoking all over the food, was your lunch lady?
Wonder how much "butt" was in my food

7. what would you do if an oddworld creature had a crush on you? Who would it be?
It's not meant to be! I'm sorry...it's not you, it's me! I've been dating the same girl for three years, it just wouldn't be right...can we still be friends Alf?

8. What would you do, If you were a mudokon, enslaved by the glukkons? would he catch you? would you exscape?
I'd work my ass off and not get beat. Who'd want to escape? FREE BREW VENDOS!!

9. Your sleeping, it's 3 am in the morning and Elum wants you to take him for a walk. Whta would you do?
Do what I do to my dogs and ignore it

10. What would you do, if the slig wearing the silky hot sexy see through robe on your bed, refuses to move out?
::turns off the lights::

11. What would you do, If Abe ask you to stay after school so he can beat you up?
Walk on some Spooce and take my friends over to a Transformation Shrine...

[Steve]

Oddworld Survey: Survey 2
1. If a Towahawker hit you on the head with his hammer stick thingy and said that he shall grant you three wishes, what shall they be?

ask for a spooce bow a whole bunch of moolah and my own personal slig bodygaurd(not the mean kind)

2. what instrument would you play if you were part of the punk rock mudokon band? What would you wear?

probably the cello seeing as thats all I can play. I'd wear something a lot more covering than a loin cloth

3. What expalantion would you give, if bigface caught you taking off his mask?

I was just cleaning it I swear see it's clean enough to eat off

4. What power would you have? How would it help you in oddworld? Would it [be] useful?

the ability to control scrabs he he he*grins maniacly*

5. What would you do, if Maggie called you a fat slut and you know she's fat and ugly!? LOL

who's maggie?

6. What would you think, If a mudokon or a slig who was smoking all over the food, was your lunch lady?

well seeing as there are no laws in oddworld shove her/his face in it.

7. what would you do if an oddworld creature had a crush on you? Who would it be?

well it would probably be a braindead mudakon or something along those lines

8. What would you do, If you were a mudokon, enslaved by the glukkons? would he catch you? would you exscape?

take the guards legs when he's asleep and his gun and his mask then destroy them pick up the slig and show him to people till I got out.(nobody can stand to see a slig without there mask)

9. Your sleeping, it's 3 am in the morning and Elum wants you to take him for a walk. What would you do?

go to sleep on the elum so he can walk himself (I'd let him out first)

10. What would you do, if the slig wearing the silky hot sexy see through robe on your bed, refuses to move out?

pick it up and throw it out the window

11. What would you do, If Abe ask you to stay after school so he can beat you up?

stay after and beat him up (I might not be strong but I think I'm stronger then an underfed mudakon)

[oddite4456]

1. If a Towahawker hit you on the head with his hammer stick thingy and said that he shall grant you three wishes, what shall they be?

Immortality, some Cheesy Poofs, More wishes! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

2. what instrument would you play if you were part of the punk rock mudokon band? What would you wear?

Bass Guitar, a plaid loincloth!

3. What expalantion would you give, if bigface caught you taking off his mask?

"I was just going to repair this crack in it. Honest!"

4. What power would you have? How would it help you in Oddworld? Would it useful?

Well, it's not really a power, it's called an F-15...

5. What would you do, if Maggie called you a fat slut and you know she's fat and ugly!? LOL

Laugh and cooperate with her SLIG GUARDS. Keyword: SLIG GUARDS

6. What would you think, If a mudokon or a slig who was smoking all over the food, was your lunch lady?

Wonder if we were having Paramite Pies or Scrab Cakes today.

7. what would you do if an oddworld creature had a crush on you? Who would it be?

Ask them if Friday night was good for them, a slig (go ahead and make fun of my date...see what happens...)

8. What would you do, If you were a mudokon, enslaved by the glukkons? would he catch you? would you exscape?

Hope a blue guy with his lips sewn shut comes soon.

9. You're sleeping, it's 3 am in the morning and Elum wants you to take him for a walk. What would you do?

Stare at him and wonder how he got in my house.

10. What would you do, if the slig wearing the silky hot sexy see through robe on your bed, refuses to move out?

Tell him, " You can stay if you wear something else."

11. What would you do, If Abe ask you to stay after school so he can beat you up?

Tell Spider, Malice, and Dementa that Abe said he could beat them up, and sit back and watch the show. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

These are really cute and funny. Lemme think of some more to share.

[Silversnow]

1. If a Towahawker hit you on the head with his hammer stick thingy and said that he shall grant you three wishes, what shall they be?
Being able to move objects with my mind, talk to elums and to know almost everything about almost everything (including magic)

2. what instrument would you play if you were part of the punk rock mudokon band? What would you wear?
I would play the electric gituar and i would wear a pair of yellow pants and a green vest

3. What expalantion would you give, if bigface caught you taking off his mask?
You mean you're not the guy I met on the costume party yesterday?

4. What power would you have? How would it help you in oddworld? Would it useful?
How about the ability to run really fast?

5. What would you do, if Maggie called you a fat slut and you know she's fat and ugly!? LOL
I would probably just kick her

6. What would you think, If a mudokon or a slig who was smoking all over the food, was your lunch lady?
I would say: "Um, I think I'll just skip the food today..."

7. what would you do if an oddworld creature had a crush on you? Who would it be?
Do as always, ignore it and guess that whoever it is just wants to look funny in front of his pals.

8. What would you do, If you were a mudokon, enslaved by the glukkons? would he catch you? would you exscape?
Try to keep the floors clean(?)

9. Your sleeping, it's 3 am in the morning and Elum wants you to take him for a walk. Whta would you do?
Do as I always does... open the door and put on a sweater

10. What would you do, if the slig wearing the silky hot sexy see through robe on your bed, refuses to move out?
Carry him away from my bed

11. What would you do, If Abe ask you to stay after school so he can beat you up?
I'll stay, but he can count on this: If he beat me up, I beat him up too

[MunchOnThis]

1. If a Towahawker hit you on the head with his hammer stick thingy and said that he shall grant you three wishes, what shall they be?(1) Hit him back coz that hurt!So gimme more wishes!(2)To have a tame scrab as a pet.(3)Live 4ever! Haaaaaa!

2. what instrument would you play if you were part of the punk rock mudokon band? What would you wear? Bass Gutair,and a black T-shirt with a yellow smiley face and red leather pants with a little red spikey belt.

3. What expalantion would you give, if bigface caught you taking off his mask?
Can I borrow your mask?

4. What power would you have? How would it help you in oddworld? Would it useful?
To fly really fast away from all those nasty things.

5. What would you do, if Maggie called you a fat slut and you know she's fat and ugly!? LOL
I ask the nearest slig for his gun and *bang* Sorted!

6. What would you think, If a mudokon or a slig who was smoking all over the food, was your lunch lady?
I think I need to go to the school nurse now.

7. what would you do if an oddworld creature had a crush on you? Who would it be?
Do nothing,I'm never interested in crushes.
8. What would you do, If you were a mudokon, enslaved by the glukkons? would he catch you? would you escape?
I'll just carry on sweeping(!)

9. Your sleeping, it's 3 am in the morning and Elum wants you to take him for a walk. Whta would you do?
Take the fat piece-o-crap out anyway.What else?

10. What would you do, if the slig wearing the silky hot sexy see through robe on your bed, refuses to move out?
Ask him for his gun and do what I did too Maggie who called me a fat thingy! Haaaaaaaaaaa!

11. What would you do, If Abe ask you to stay after school so he can beat up?
RUN!!!!!

[MunchOnThis]

1. If you were to date anyone in oddworld, who would it be and why.No-one. I don't any ddworld creature THAT attractive,maybe cute but not attractive. Sligs are cute though.

2. What pet would you have?
A Scrab,called Shred they'll stomp all those nit-wits outta your face,make great racing pets and you could use 'em for transport. Cool.

3. what oddworld creature would you be?
A Slig,goofing off,what a life!And the guns!*BANG!*

4. What would you wear?
Cool red leather trousers,red-shirt with a smiley face t-shirt undernith.

5. what job would you have?
Security.Get the intruder outta 'ere!

6. What kind off product would you try? would it work or backfire?
Mudokon Pops. They didn't work 4 Glukkons so it won't work 4 me.

7. What would you do, if mullok, dripik, phleg were to knock on your door?
Throw a genade at them,leaving them puzzled and in chunks!

8. What would you do if a slig was your bus driver? LOL
If my pet scrab was with meI'd make him poo and I'd throw Scrab poo in Sliggies eyes...

9. What game show would you be on?
Millionare.

10. Would you want to pull of bigface's mask?
Of course! I'm curious about what lies benith the mask...

11. What would you do when an oddworld character was your chemistry teacher, math, etc?
Ask the Slig sitting next to me to shoot him.

12. What would you do, if a slig was on your bed, wearing a silky sexy robe on your bed and he said that he needs a place to stay? :confuzzled:
I'll say:"SHRED!DINNER TIME!"

13. What would you do if Abe beat you up or is your class bully?
Beat him up! He's only a skinny bag of bones!

[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

1. If a Towahawker hit you on the head with his hammer stick thingy and said that he shall grant you three wishes, what shall they be?
I want to be able to breakdance, DJ and skateboard.

2. what instrument would you play if you were part of the punk rock mudokon band? What would you wear?
I'd play an electric guitar and wear lotsof metal spikes and black leather.

3. What expalantion would you give, if bigface caught you taking off his mask?
I'm a dermatologist and beautician, do you want me to give you one of those funky newly-in-fashion surgery-free facelifts free of charge?

4. What power would you have? How would it help you in oddworld? Would it be useful?
I'd have the ability to run extremely fast. It would come in VERY handy for the next question.

5. What would you do, if Maggie called you a fat slut and you know she's fat and ugly!? LOL
I'd say, 'Well, at least I can check out of fat club. You can't check out of twat club!'

6. What would you think, If a mudokon or a slig who was smoking all over the food, was your lunch lady?
Not buy the food (I take in a packed lunch anyway)

7. what would you do if an oddworld creature had a crush on you? Who would it be?
If it was a Wildlife creature, I'd be deeply worried. If it was a Glukk, I'd get used to the good life!

8. What would you do, If you were a mudokon, enslaved by the glukkons? would he catch you? would you exscape?
Probably not; I'm not wily enough to escape. (last time I tried to escape from something was sneaking out of DT 5 minutes early. I got caught! If I can't even sneak out of a lesson, I certainly couldn't escape a Cartel factory)

9. Your sleeping, it's 3 am in the morning and Elum wants you to take him for a walk. Whta would you do?
Have four or five coffees and do it. Nothing like a night-time walk.

10. What would you do, if the slig wearing the silky hot sexy see through robe on your bed, refuses to move out?
Carry on sleeping.

11. What would you do, If Abe ask you to stay after school so he can beat you up?
Proclaim 'best of three, good sir?'

I'll try and think of some.

Survey 3

1) You are granted an audience with the Almighty Raisin, but can only ask one question. What do you ask?

2) You try to infiltrate a Cartelian factory, but are stopped by a Slig guard. What do you give him as a bribe or say as a bluff?

3) If you had to live on Oddworld forever, and could only take three things from Earth with you, what would they be?

4) If you could change one thing on Oddworld, what would it be?

5) Say something funny about your favourite creature/character.

[MunchOnThis]

Survey 3

1) You are granted an audience with the Almighty Raisin, but can only ask one question. What do you ask?
"What would you do if i signed u up 4 fat club?"

2) You try to infiltrate a Cartelian factory, but are stopped by a Slig guard. What do you give him as a bribe or say as a bluff?
4500 sport channels,a sligs best friend.*grins*

3) If you had to live on Oddworld forever, and could only take three things from Earth with you, what would they be?
(1)My Bedroom,(2)supplies,(3)and er..an bass gutair.

4) If you could change one thing on Oddworld, what would it be?
To make bats extinct 4ever!Haaa

5) Say something funny about your favourite creature/character
"I haven't used the restrainer 4 years now!"(A Vykker)~Note:That wasn't funny.*groans*

BTW:Great questions One,Two,Middlesboogie!