The NEW! Sex Thread

[Disgruntled Intern]

I don't know, the first 'Taboo' was pretty god damned funny. But I guess funny isn't sexy.

[Strike Witch]

Incest has never been portrayed as sexy outside of hentai, and even then, it's hit and miss.
Aki Sora was damn fine though.

[Nate]

Incest is hot if it's not real and intra-generational.

Ohhh... I was ewww-ing that until I realised you're written 'intra' rather than 'inter'.


Mmmm... identical twins.

[JennyGenesis]

[Dixanadu]

Another reason why I don't like Superman.

[STM]

As if you needed evidence of incest to hate a super hero?

[Dixanadu]

It seemed farfetched at first but... well, there it is...

[Wings of Fire]

I like Superman because I'm not an xtreem kool Deadpool loving post Watchmen biter.

[Strike Witch]

Deadpool sucks. and so does Superman.

They only cool superheroes are the ones that don't wear spandex.

[STM]

Super heroes, I only ever liked that movie with Batman in were everyone goes crazy because of the gas. Never read a hero comic in my life. Then again I don't think it's such a big thing in the UK anyway.

[JennyGenesis]

Only comic I really enjoyed was The Simpsons Comics. I like superhero movies but reading the books or comics just aren't in my interest.

[Wings of Fire]

The Simpsons Comics were just rehashed episode plots. I began to notice the pattern after a while.

Now Scrooge McDuck comics, that's where it is at.

[Nate]

Unless you're talking about sex with Scrooge McDuck, that's spam. Stop spamming.

[Havoc]

Yeah get back in topic. What were we talking about again? Oh yeah!

[MeechMunchie]

To be fair, those girls are pretty hot. And just pretty. I don't get why no-one likes pretty any more. Everyone's got to be 'striking' or 'sexy', which leaves us with a load of hatchet-faced puffed-up supermodels we're supposed to be attracted to. What's wrong with pretty? I LIKE PRETTY GIRLS DAMMIT

EDIT: Oh, and I'm defining 'pretty' as soft, forgiving faces like those above.

[Wings of Fire]

I like cute girls, sexy makes me feel uncomfortable.

[MeechMunchie]

Word. Nowadays 'sexy' seems to equate to 'preadatory'.

[STM]

I like pretty, sexy scares me sometimes, probably due to the whole shy thing that won't go unless I'm piss drunk.

++ Moderated due to making Wings' quality as a person drop ++

[Wings of Fire]

That was more than a little embarrassing to read. I feel my quality as a person has dropped because of it.

[STM]

I'm glad I affected you as a person.

[Ridg3]

I like people who aren't classically handsome because I'm that kind of guy. I'd be lying if I said I don't have a boner for 'sexy' ladies but there it is, I prefer people who aren't the media definition of stunning.

[Dixanadu]

Sexy intimidates me.

Cute or pretty.

Or DAT ASS

[Crashpunk]

I know cute girls who are too modist to say that they are cute. I like girls like that.
Sexy is intimidating, especially if your a virgin.

[STM]

Why especially if you're a virgin, girls who try to act sexy around me, I just laugh, it's hilarious.

[JennyGenesis]

Cute girls are better. They don't tend to put on a 4ft layer of foundation.

[Havoc]

Make-up doesn't equal super sexy. A cute girl can wear make-up and still be cute, but just look hotter.

[Wings of Fire]

Why especially if you're a virgin, girls who try to act sexy around me, I just laugh, it's hilarious.

That's more than a little immature.

[OANST]

And gay.

[Havoc]

And possibly sad.

[Ridg3]

But mostly gay.