I Have Just Seen... III

[Wings of Fire]

This is why you don't let the girl choose the movie.

[Dynamithix]

Was it good or really good?

[Disgruntled Intern]

We have 4.20 tuesdays around here. Tickets are four dollars and twenty cents. Also, the local non-chain theatre has tickets on friday nights for just five dollars.

In the town I grew up in we had what everyone referred to as 'the dollar movies'. It was an older theater that would play movies that had just been released on DVD, and once a month would screen some seemingly random movie from decades past. Tickets were a dollar, popcorn was two dollars. They didn't close until a few years ago, apparently.

[OANST]

Was it good or really good?

Really good.

The parts with Gary Oldman were bearable. I didn't feel like gouging out my eyes when he was on screen.

[MeechMunchie]

Give me three guesses:

1. It was shit and her boyfriend was the werewolf.
2. It was mediocre and the village elder guy was the werewolf.
3. It was silly and Red was the werewolf.

I saw Source Code. Another nice picture from Zowie Bowie, but not Moon standard. I was expecting a few more loops while he worked out who the bomber was. Like The Matrix Reloaded and/or Revolutions, don't expect to understand the ending perfectly first time. It'll probably be worth getting out on DVD to watch again. Back on the topic of pricing, my tickets vary between £10 - 15, but on Wednesdays I get 2-for-1 because I'm on Orange phone network.

[OANST]

Give me three guesses:

1. It was shit and her boyfriend was the werewolf.
2. It was mediocre and the village elder guy was the werewolf.
3. It was silly and Red was the werewolf.

It was shit and someone who they never presented as a suspect was the werewolf.

[Wings of Fire]

That's high class suspence.

[MeechMunchie]

So basically the werewolf was just an invading monster.

So basically it may as well have just been a wolf.

So they may as well have just made a movie of the original bedtime story.

[OANST]

You're missing the point, though. Everyone had magnificent jaw lines.

[Disgruntled Intern]

You should have skipped going to the movies and just rented Freeway instead.

[OANST]

That looks amazing.

[Mr. Bungle]

I got worried when I saw you said "Really good" in response to Dynamithix' question, because I read someone say something about Little Red Riding Hood. I thought you were saying you liked it, and got really scared.

This post doesn't really make sense, does it?

[OANST]

Red Riding Hood is not a Twilight clone.
Red Riding Hood is a unique retelling of a classic tale.

[Daxter King]

I mostly go to the dollar movies nowadays, its easier to sneak in food, and its only a fucking dollar.

[OANST]

But doesn't the anticipation just fucking kill you?

[Disgruntled Intern]

OANST, you've never seen Freeway? That's another one of those childhood classics.

[Ridg3]

Red Riding Hood is not a Twilight clone.

That was my fear for watching it. So instead I watched Hobo with a Shotgun, it was glorious.

[OANST]

That was my fear for watching it. So instead I watched Hobo with a Shotgun, it was glorious.

Having never seen Twilight, I still feel quite confident in saying that it absolutely is a Twilight clone. Hell, they even had Team Edward/Team Jacob thing going on in it.

BUT DEY BOTE WURKET TOGEDDER DO SAAVE DA GURL DURR

[Mac Sirloin]

I don't want to see it because the girl who plays Red always looks vapid as hell in everything she makes, and it just bugs me. Also I heard it was boring.

[Dynamithix]

Just started watching The House of 1000 Corpses for the second time. I love this movie and Captain Spaulding is awesome!

[Mr. Bungle]

So that's what your Facebook status said.

[Dynamithix]

Yup, almost finished now. Dr. Satan is fucking creepy.

[Strike Witch]

I watched Jumper the other night.

It was okay I guess. It felt like the start of something bigger but I feel like I never really got the full picture.

Like it's missing another good hour of exposition.

[Gwan-Thwei]

I saw Donnie Darko. That movie is demented.
Granted, I missed like half an hour in the middle because my network sucks, but from what I could tell, it was dememted.
I'll probably rent the damn thing just so I can rewatch it and catch anything I missed.

From what I could tell, it was like a very dark version of "Inception". But like I said, I missed a lot.

[Disgruntled Intern]

No, it's mediocre.

[MeechMunchie]

I fucking hate that movie. The ending is the most retarded thing ever.

I didn't used to hate it so much, but time has fermented my contempt into a frothing lager of rage.

[Wings of Fire]

I liked it a lot, even though nothing made any sense.

[Disgruntled Intern]

I fucking hate that movie. The ending is the most retarded thing ever.

I didn't used to hate it so much, but time has fermented my contempt into a frothing lager of rage.

Same. When I first saw it I was in my teens and thought it was pretty okay. Plus it has some decent laughs. But then I grew tired of Jena Malone constantly playing the victim in every single movie she's in. Plus the story itself is just..meh. Drew Barrymore is obnoxious as fuck, too.

[Gwan-Thwei]

You know what else I hated? That movie SPLICE.
I forgot how to do black bar, so spoiler alert.

It was completely retarded. The posters and previews made it seem like it was more of a "guy creates monster, monster kills everything" sort of movie.
But no, it turns out that they raise the damn mutant like a child. And there's like three sex scenes, two of which aren't even human on human. One of them was practically pornographic, since it was showing everything. Jebus.
The monster turns into like a guy, for no reason whatsoever, and comes back to life as a rapist. What the hell.
And at the end the girl lets the boy get killed, the dumbass, and she gets prego and doen't terminate the damn thing.

I think the part that pissed me off the most was seeing the dvd cover and someone had called it "a sexy movie".

[Wings of Fire]

A sex scene that was practically pornographic. Revolutionary.