The presents/christmas thread!

[Ridg3]

In summary:

You were given... people?

[Mac Sirloin]

Nyet.

[Dixanadu]

I got a good festive feeling for Christmas.

Merry Christmas!


...wankers.

[Ridg3]

Christmas is over you gorilla cunt... over for nearly half an hour, and being drunk does not excuse you from not knowing that. Now back to my bed you filthy whore.

[Dixanadu]

I had two beers. Allow me to put it in italics to intensify it, two fucking beers.

I now am at home, enjoying a sugar doughnut.

[Mac Sirloin]

It's 7:31 PM. Not everyone is in your filthy timezone.

Filthy, filthy timezone.

[Dixanadu]

God damn Canadians. Always one step ahead of me...

[Nemo]

Speakers, which I desperately needed since my left speaker has been broken since the Long Long Ago.

And lottery tickets.

[Mac Sirloin]

I really can't emphasize just how much I love that Ushanka. It is the most comfortable piece of clothing I've ever worn, and it...it looks great. It just does, okay?

Eugh, I just ate a peanut butter cup covered in dog hair.

Anyway, I got the Ushanka, two model kits (one is essentially a rumble motor that you mount on a horizontal pop can with little stilts), A pair of earbuds that look like Flies (The bug, not the pant-necessity), a pair of Jeans, a fabulously black winter coat, some new shoes (Red DC's..honestly all that I know about them), Earth: The Book, some Fireball Whiskey and many other things.

[ODDWORLDisTHEbest!]

I had two beers. Allow me to put it in italics to intensify it, two fucking beers.

i made a mistake having seven beers, the thing is, i downed them in like 5 minutes, so i was pissed eating my xmas dinner, couldnt get up the stairs, fell down them twice, and started crying because i missed the dr who xmas special, now i have the worlds worst hangover. Still, wont put me off carlsberg.



i think its put me off carlsberg.

[shaman]

I got a hat of glory too Kastere!

Also a guitar

[MeechMunchie]

Judging from the girl on the right, I presume you got a cloning tank.

I have that same Ushanka (Ушанка!). Imperial crest and everything.

Yeah, this year I only got one thing I didn't want, so a record year all round. Stand-out present was a plasma ball (vital mad scientist apparatus, and already have used it in arty photos - expect them soon), which I didn't even ask for. My eldest brother/sister (long story) bought me some Marks & Spencers 'Snowy Balls'. How did he/she know? Again, expect photos soon. Spent the evening quietly absorbing alcohol in front of the TV.

[Hulaabeo]

All I got was some diodorant... and Oddworld First Ten Years.

[Mac Sirloin]

The only thing missing from what I asked for was Vanquish, a 360 game, and even then I told my mom that it wouldn't be a big deal either way.

My Ushanka and coat make me sweat while walking in the bitter Canadian Cold, with nothing but a flannel shirt and Tee underneath. Wonderfully Warm.

[T-nex]

I got money.... and firecrackers.... and some neat shoes/bracelet/dress from my sis..


I myself made some paintings for my loved ones. Yea.

[Phylum]

shoes/bracelet/dress

One piece of clothing does all those things?

[Manco]

Think of it as a giant sleeping bag with some beads and shoe soles.

[Nate]

Yeah, this year I only got one thing I didn't want, so a record year all round.

I did better than you. I didn't get anything that I didn't want.

[OANST]

What makes it a 'quality' Jenga set rather than the standard one?

Speaking of Jenga, my mates and I saw this at 2:30am the other night (24 hour pre-christmas shopping ftw) and drooled over its ridiculously expensive box:

I bought that for Abbey. Seriously.

April and I played it as a drinking game on Christmas.

Then we had sex.

[T-nex]

So i take it was a good christmas then =D



... I'm looking forward to next Christmas. This one wasn't up to par for me. But I'm sure next one will be great, just as I'm sure I'll be with Chris next time =) So yea. Sigh, I really miss being in Pittsburgh during winter. it's not as pretty as here, but it now holds more sentimental value than ever.

[STM]

I had an enjoyable Christmas, probably one of the best ones in a while actually, got some fun presents, probably the best being New Vegas Limited Edish or My complete works of George Orwell book. 1180 pages will keep me busy for a while.

[OANST]

Oh, I almost forgot. My sister gave me "The Art of Maurice Sendak", which is fucking awesome. Huge book.

[Crashpunk]

I bought that for Abbey. Seriously.

April and I played it as a drinking game on Christmas.

Then we had sex.

"Thats our OANST!" *plays theme music*

thats what you need OANST, a theme song.

[MA]

he needs castrating.

[OANST]

At least I use mine.

Zing!

[MA]

cunt.

fuck you, i quit. its not my fault if i have to shave my fingers before anyone will come within a 10ft radius of me.

[OANST]

Hey, man. If I can get laid, you can get laid. You just need to put in the effort.

[Jango]

I got a scope for my air rifle for Christmas. It's very good; I have it sighted up for both 20 metre and 50 metre ranges. I also got This Mitchell and Webb Book amongst other things. It's a very funny book.

But I also have a lot of revision to do for three GCSE Science exams that I have in January and a German speaking exam that I have in February, so quite a bit of work to do...

[Phylum]

, probably the best being New Vegas

I bought FO:NV for my mum. She's already several hours in.

[used:)]

Presents from Mom. See if you can identify all three microbe plushies.