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They're probably not even open mouth kisses either.
Oooohhhhh believe me.......they are......
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Havoc wants video proof.
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I do?
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Oh.

I want video proof.
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Pedo!
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Ephebo!
Fixed.
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ewww
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Says the Cammyphile.

I don't 'get' all this friendzone stuff.

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Says the Cammyphile.

I don't 'get' all this friendzone stuff.

Alcar...
I haven't gone with her to the movies yet! So,we can still continue this conversation!
1.NO! I WON'T GET A CLUB....
2.I won't do any inappropriate stuff
So,please stop writing such stuff......OH and havoc IT WOULD BE FREAKY AND RUDE to film someone when they're kissing this will show them tah tI either don't have a life or I wish I was in "his" place!
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But you do wish you were in "his" place.
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havoc IT WOULD BE FREAKY AND RUDE to film someone when they're kissing this will show them tah tI either don't have a life or I wish I was in "his" place!
He didn't mean when they're kissing...
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So,please stop writing such stuff
You're asking for relationship device from us. What the hell do you expect?
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Says the Cammyphile.

I don't 'get' all this friendzone stuff.

Alcar...
Would you like a Cammy of your very own?
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But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
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No. Don't mean this to sound mean - but I prefer my men, well, manly.

Part of that is having body hair

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No. Don't mean this to sound mean - but I prefer my men, well, manly.

Part of that is having body hair

Alcar...
Hey, once you go trap, you never go back.
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But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.

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Says the Cammyphile.

I don't 'get' all this friendzone stuff.

Alcar...
That's because it's a woman thing, men don't have a friend zone a woman can get trapped in. In fact, woman generally get trapped in the 'I want to sex you' zone before moving on to the mythical friend zone. However, unlike with women, the male friend zone is quite easy to get out of.
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You kidding. Havoc is 100% right. I think.
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OH and havoc IT WOULD BE FREAKY AND RUDE to film someone when they're kissing this will show them tah tI either don't have a life or I wish I was in "his" place!
Someone clearly hasn't discovered porn.

OT: Get a club and do inappropriate stuff, then she will be your woman.
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That's because it's a woman thing, men don't have a friend zone a woman can get trapped in. In fact, woman generally get trapped in the 'I want to sex you' zone before moving on to the mythical friend zone. However, unlike with women, the male friend zone is quite easy to get out of.
Man you're out of touch socially.
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It's always encouraging when I suggest that a framed portrait of a rare louse would be a suitable gift for a girl, yet it is Havoc who is accused of being out of touch socially.
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No. Don't mean this to sound mean - but I prefer my men, well, manly.

Part of that is having body hair

Alcar...
So Alcar, what type stereotypical gay are you?

One of those beefed up, body building, macho gays who you always see at the gym weightlifting.

Or one of those gays who have an unusual hairstyle, skinny jeans and are always setting fashion trends.
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What kind of girl wouldn't like a framed picture of a rare louse?

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So Alcar, what type stereotypical gay are you?

One of those beefed up, body building, macho gays who you always see at the gym weightlifting.

Or one of those gays who have an unusual hairstyle, skinny jeans and are always setting fashion trends.
Bwahahahahahaha... that's a good one.
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I agree with Nate that was a pretty good one.
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So Alcar, what type stereotypical gay are you?

One of those beefed up, body building, macho gays who you always see at the gym weightlifting.

Or one of those gays who have an unusual hairstyle, skinny jeans and are always setting fashion trends.
I go to the gym three to four times a week - but I spend my time evenly between cardio and weights. I'm definitely not beefed up, and definitely don't want to be. Too much definition is an instant turn off for me.

My hair is bland at the moment, currently sitting in its natural brown - the wildest it gets is when I dye it black or highlight it. Skinny jeans? Bleurgh. Can't stand the sight of them - any man who can fit into them hasn't got the goods I like.

Unfortunately I am usually mistaken for a straight man. Even after people get to know me, even the ones who've been inside me, often accuse me of being straight or a straight-leaning bisexual.

WHAT I AM DOING WRONG?! I LIKE DICK!

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