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06-13-2010, 10:09 PM
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A Birthday, to the guy in red

Happy Birthday AlexFili!

Have a poem:

When we ask there's no mean to pry,
but did your Slig fall into red Dye?
I'd do the same to make your cake,
Though I fear there's not enough stuff to bake,
I'll do my best to make it red,
Just hope it doesn't come out like bread.
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06-13-2010, 10:48 PM
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The birthday boys is no tool
His cock makes straight men drool
His name is AlexFili
His semen tastes like chilli
Oh god, now I look like a gay fool

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUTT-BUDDY!!
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06-13-2010, 11:04 PM
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Happy birthday to the slig-guy (I wasn't going to say that because of the ideas you may get...)
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06-13-2010, 11:24 PM
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Happy birthday, chum.
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06-13-2010, 11:24 PM
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A fleet of space ships heads this way
They're fifty zillion miles away
But getting closer every day -
The Aliens Are Coming!

Happy Birthday Al.

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06-14-2010, 12:46 AM
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Thanks fellas. Nice poetry.

I would have bought a slig,
but the cost would be too big...
so instead I'll buy a slog,
it's better than a dog!
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06-14-2010, 01:41 AM
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Happy bejingo.
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06-14-2010, 02:13 AM
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Happy birthday, Alex!
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06-14-2010, 04:11 AM
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I look forward to my holiday next week. Going to meet some very interesting people.
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06-14-2010, 04:30 AM
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happy birthday, AlexFili! hope you're having a good 'un.
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06-14-2010, 06:12 AM
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Happy birthday, you old queen.
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06-14-2010, 09:33 AM
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Happy birthday.
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06-14-2010, 09:39 AM
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I refuse to participate in any poetry.

Happy birthday, dude.
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06-14-2010, 09:44 AM
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Have a good one fella!
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06-14-2010, 10:17 AM
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Happy Birthday. Enjoy it.
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06-14-2010, 08:06 PM
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Have a poem:

He makes us dull,
He says what he saw, Apparently something related to OANST.
Screws us all day,
Now our butts are raw,

Happy birthday, L. Vulcher.
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06-15-2010, 07:53 AM
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who the fuck is 'L. Vulcher'?

also, what the fuck are you talking about?

also, who the fuck are you?
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06-16-2010, 06:57 AM
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Happy birthday Mate! I am better than the other guyz so I HAZ SONG FOR YOU,go to this link and at the bottom of the page there is a play button!(Press the play button and then sing with the lyrics!Enjoy
http://www.bitstorm.org/happyjoy/
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