A Birthday, to the guy in red
 

Happy Birthday AlexFili! :D

Have a poem:

When we ask there's no mean to pry,
but did your Slig fall into red Dye?
I'd do the same to make your cake,
Though I fear there's not enough stuff to bake,
I'll do my best to make it red,
Just hope it doesn't come out like bread.

The birthday boys is no tool
His cock makes straight men drool
His name is AlexFili
His semen tastes like chilli
Oh god, now I look like a gay fool

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUTT-BUDDY!!

Happy birthday to the slig-guy (I wasn't going to say that because of the ideas you may get...)

Happy birthday, chum.

A fleet of space ships heads this way
They're fifty zillion miles away
But getting closer every day -
The Aliens Are Coming!

Happy Birthday Al.

Thanks fellas. Nice poetry.

I would have bought a slig,
but the cost would be too big...
so instead I'll buy a slog,
it's better than a dog!

Happy bejingo.

Happy birthday, Alex!

I look forward to my holiday next week. Going to meet some very interesting people.

happy birthday, AlexFili! hope you're having a good 'un.

Happy birthday, you old queen.

Happy birthday.

I refuse to participate in any poetry.

Happy birthday, dude.

Have a good one fella!

Happy Birthday. Enjoy it.

Have a poem:

He makes us dull,
He says what he saw, Apparently something related to OANST.
Screws us all day,
Now our butts are raw,

Happy birthday, L. Vulcher.

who the fuck is 'L. Vulcher'?

also, what the fuck are you talking about?

also, who the fuck are you?

Happy birthday Mate! I am better than the other guyz so I HAZ SONG FOR YOU,go to this link and at the bottom of the page there is a play button!(Press the play button and then sing with the lyrics!Enjoy
http://www.bitstorm.org/happyjoy/