Did somebody order a birthday?

Phylum · #1 03-07-2010, 10:51 PM

It was my 14^th birthday today. I've had a good day, so far. My dad cooked beautiful garlic prawns (better and cheaper than those ordered in a restaurant) for lunch, and I've, inevitably, seen much of my family. My cousin and I spent some time playing Quake 3, but other than that it's all been what is expected.

I've made a rather large profit too, as people don't generally know what to buy a 14 year old, and give him/her money instead. My grandparents have offered to take me shopping for bookshelves at Ikea. I'm particularly happy about this, as I've been complaining about lack of space in my room for a while.

2 things to note about this thread:

1. I made this thread as I recall, for reasons unknown, putting a false DOB when joining the website.

2. I feel rather proud about the clever title, but fear some people mightn't get it. Phylum, order... If that isn't enough, use google.

enchilado · #2 03-07-2010, 10:57 PM

Happy birthday, Phylum! And I get the 'order' thing; now that's what I call a joke with class.

MeechMunchie · #3 03-07-2010, 11:52 PM

Oh yes, because a Phylum is a suborder of life...

Happy birthday, friend.

enchilado · #4 03-08-2010, 01:11 AM

Well, it didn't take a genus to work it out.

MA · #5 03-08-2010, 04:24 AM

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Well, it didn't take a genus to work it out.

it sure didn't.

happy birthday, Phylum.

Wings of Fire · #6 03-08-2010, 04:47 AM

Haha wow, Enchilado is witty in this thread and MA doesn't get it.

OANST · #7 03-08-2010, 05:46 AM

Happy Birthday.

used:) · #8 03-08-2010, 06:44 AM

Sounds like you're having a good time. Happy Birthday!

OddjobAbe · #9 03-08-2010, 06:52 AM

Happy birthday.

AlienMagi · #10 03-08-2010, 08:21 AM

I'm impressed how many people are having birthdays lately.

I wish you a good one.

Wings of Fire · #11 03-08-2010, 08:23 AM

Sex is best in summer apparently.

Oh happy birthday by the way.

MA · #12 03-08-2010, 11:58 AM

god damn, WoF.

happy birthday!

Wings of Fire · #13 03-08-2010, 12:10 PM

MA just infracted me.

I got such an erection.

OANST · #14 03-08-2010, 12:12 PM

Do it again. I want him to soil himself.

***Nate*** · #15 03-08-2010, 04:13 PM

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Sex is best in summer apparently.

Or winter. Erm.

AlienMagi · #16 03-09-2010, 07:33 AM

Did someone mess around for his birthday Nate?

Grieva · #17 03-09-2010, 09:06 AM

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I'm impressed how many people are having birthdays lately.

I'm not sure there are many more birthdays than usual, but it seems like more because people don't usually make their own birthday threads

Happy Birthday Phylum

***Nate*** · #18 03-09-2010, 01:35 PM

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Did someone mess around for his birthday Nate?

It's Autumn here. Not Winter.

I was pointing out that not everyone's parents were in the Northern Hemisphere during conception.

Wings of Fire · #19 03-10-2010, 01:40 AM

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It's Autumn here. Not STILL SUMMER.

Okay now you people fucking confuse me.

Phylum · #20 03-10-2010, 01:50 AM

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Australia
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The commonly followed dates are as follows: 1st day of March, June, September and December for the start of Autumn, Winter, Spring and Summer, respectively.

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The commonly followed dates are as follows

Wings of Fire · #21 03-10-2010, 02:18 AM

Well now that's just retarded, don't these people know anything about solstices?

AlienMagi · #22 03-10-2010, 02:20 AM

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It's Autumn here. Not Winter.

I was pointing out that not everyone's parents were in the Northern Hemisphere during conception.

Uh, sorry for misunderstanding then

***Nate*** · #23 03-10-2010, 02:51 AM

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Okay now you people fucking confuse me.

Go back and read the flow of posts. I had mentioned Winter as a hypothetical 'Getting It On' time, AlienMagi asked if I had been recently taking advantage of that classification, then I pointed out that it wasn't Winter. Perfect sense.

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Well now that's just retarded, don't these people know anything about solstices?

*shrug*

Calendar dates at the beginning of months is more convenient.

Wings of Fire · #24 03-10-2010, 03:00 AM

You misunderstood the first thing you quoted from me, but also ended up answering it perfectly in the same post.

How odd.

***Nate*** · #25 03-10-2010, 03:12 AM

I thought you might have been implying that Melbourne is still in Summer due not having reached the equinox (rather than correcting a Summer/Winter confusion) but wasn't sure so I hedged my bets either way.

***Alcar*** · #26 03-10-2010, 03:48 AM

Wait.

Seasons follow different periods outside Australia?

Alcar...

Wings of Fire · #27 03-10-2010, 04:00 AM

The 21st of March, June, September and December AS PER THE ACTUAL DATE.