Did somebody order a birthday?
 

It was my 14^th birthday today. I've had a good day, so far. My dad cooked beautiful garlic prawns (better and cheaper than those ordered in a restaurant) for lunch, and I've, inevitably, seen much of my family. My cousin and I spent some time playing Quake 3, but other than that it's all been what is expected.

I've made a rather large profit too, as people don't generally know what to buy a 14 year old, and give him/her money instead. My grandparents have offered to take me shopping for bookshelves at Ikea. I'm particularly happy about this, as I've been complaining about lack of space in my room for a while.

2 things to note about this thread:

1. I made this thread as I recall, for reasons unknown, putting a false DOB when joining the website.

2. I feel rather proud about the clever title, but fear some people mightn't get it. Phylum, order... If that isn't enough, use google.

Happy birthday, Phylum! And I get the 'order' thing; now that's what I call a joke with class.

Oh yes, because a Phylum is a suborder of life...

Happy birthday, friend.

Well, it didn't take a genus to work it out.

it sure didn't.

happy birthday, Phylum.

Haha wow, Enchilado is witty in this thread and MA doesn't get it.

Happy Birthday.

Sounds like you're having a good time. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday.

I'm impressed how many people are having birthdays lately.

I wish you a good one.

Sex is best in summer apparently.

Oh happy birthday by the way.

god damn, WoF.

happy birthday!

MA just infracted me.

I got such an erection.

Do it again. I want him to soil himself.

Or winter. Erm.

Did someone mess around for his birthday Nate?

I'm not sure there are many more birthdays than usual, but it seems like more because people don't usually make their own birthday threads

Happy Birthday Phylum :D

It's Autumn here. Not Winter.


I was pointing out that not everyone's parents were in the Northern Hemisphere during conception.

Okay now you people fucking confuse me.

...

:nonono:

Well now that's just retarded, don't these people know anything about solstices?

Uh, sorry for misunderstanding then

Go back and read the flow of posts. I had mentioned Winter as a hypothetical 'Getting It On' time, AlienMagi asked if I had been recently taking advantage of that classification, then I pointed out that it wasn't Winter. Perfect sense.

*shrug*

Calendar dates at the beginning of months is more convenient.

You misunderstood the first thing you quoted from me, but also ended up answering it perfectly in the same post.

How odd.

I thought you might have been implying that Melbourne is still in Summer due not having reached the equinox (rather than correcting a Summer/Winter confusion) but wasn't sure so I hedged my bets either way.

Wait.

Seasons follow different periods outside Australia?

Alcar...

The 21st of March, June, September and December AS PER THE ACTUAL DATE.

Happy birthday thread Phylum.

Sorry I was late.

Nope.

That guy's in a CLASS of his own. Don't pick on him. Anyway, birthdays are a time for FAMILY.