Getting off or Snogging? -

Takoto · #61 01-20-2010, 03:41 PM

Is it weird I just say "I got laid" or "I had sex", plain and simple?

MA · #62 01-20-2010, 03:45 PM

no, you must explain which base it was, what colour the flag was, if there was any alliances during the taking over of the 'base' and whether or not the ceasefire will continue.

slig# 5719 · #63 01-20-2010, 03:46 PM

For me, snogging = making out

I have no idea about all this base stuff and it flies straight over my head, I prefer had sex/no sex or shag.

Takoto · #64 01-20-2010, 03:51 PM

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no, you must explain which base it was, what colour the flag was, if there was any alliances during the taking over of the 'base' and whether or not the ceasefire will continue.

Goddamn it. Why can't the world just be simple now a days...

Taco · #65 01-20-2010, 04:05 PM

Just to get things clear here, I don't personally use the base system, at all. But I have my own notion of each 'base' means if someone were to describe a sexual experience using that system

Pilot · #66 01-20-2010, 04:09 PM

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How about fumigating, anodising or ducting?

Anodosing?? That sounds like it involves the use of electrodes...

E-STIM.

Sekto Springs · #67 01-20-2010, 05:53 PM

Does anyone with a brain use the base system?
I mean, any reasonably intelligent person should be able to tell when it's appropriate to pursue sexual relations without adhering to some kind of complicated multi-step process.

In my opinion, I think everyone should have sex on their first date, because in reality that's probably the simplest aspect to any functional relationship...

Do I make you horny?
Sure.
Okay let's fuck.
*POW POW POW*
That was decent, now let's create an unbreakable bond of trust and mutual respect.
*Rolls over and goes to sleep*

T-nex · #68 01-20-2010, 11:13 PM

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In my opinion, I think everyone should have sex on their first date, because in reality that's probably the simplest aspect to any functional relationship...

That's really terrible advice.. Having sex too early is usually what kills the relationship ...

Having sex on the first date only works if they already friggin love each other.

Wings of Fire · #69 01-21-2010, 12:11 AM

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In my opinion, I think everyone should have sex on their first date, because in reality that's probably the simplest aspect to any functional relationship...

Almost Done that twice, I wouldn't recommend it to others.

***Nate*** · #70 01-21-2010, 12:41 AM

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Those who are promoting sexual abstinence do not use that justification, no.
Anal sex is just as bad as pre-marital sex in their eyes, if not worse. I don't know their stance on oral, I think that varies depending on the faction of Christianity. In some states in the US, anal sex is even illegal.

Yes, but I'm not talking about the people who are promoting sexual abstinence. I'm talking about the horny teenagers who are trying to trick their girlfriends in to sex and know they're not exactly going to call the local priest to ask.

Sekto Springs · #71 01-21-2010, 04:08 AM

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That's really terrible advice.. Having sex too early is usually what kills the relationship ...

You're probably right. Alot of couples still think of sex as some sacred act that should only be shared between two lovers. I don't fully agree with this however, and if your partner shares the same view, then I don't see how sex early in the relationship would be a problem. It is true that sex is greatly enhanced when you love your partner though.

Also, you really shouldn't take my advice. Any of you. For srs.

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ALMOST done that twice, I wouldn't recommend it to others.

GO BACK TO YOUR LARPING.

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Yes, but I'm not talking about the people who are promoting sexual abstinence. I'm talking about the horny teenagers who are trying to trick their girlfriends in to sex and know they're not exactly going to call the local priest to ask.

That tactic may work, but generally those who abide by the rules of sexual abstinence, as described by the various Christian "purity ring" groups and the like, have also been familiarized with other sexual sins, anal included. They make a point to bring it up when spreading their message now because, yes, many people did go in the backdoor to avoid being caught by Jesus.

Now, that isn't to say there aren't girls out there that aren't easily-manipulated and secretly (or not-so-secretly) want an excuse to have sex of some kind.

Wings of Fire · #72 01-21-2010, 04:18 AM

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GO BACK TO YOUR LARPING.

Seven bases in two first dates aint bad at all.

MA · #73 01-21-2010, 04:19 AM

FUCK OFF WITH THE BASES

Wings of Fire · #74 01-21-2010, 04:23 AM

Fine I won't use the base system, I'll try to express how it happened some other way.

Did I ever tell you guys about the time I touched another man's penis?

OANST · #75 01-21-2010, 05:49 AM

No. Please explain.

Sekto Springs · #76 01-21-2010, 06:36 AM

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Did I ever tell you guys about the time I touched another man's penis?

Just one?
Pffft... light-weight.

abe is now! · #77 01-21-2010, 12:16 PM

We use a word that letterally means to do in English: it stands for snogging and sometimes having sex. And I think we use it too much XD

Takoto · #78 01-21-2010, 04:19 PM

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Fine I won't use the base system, I'll try to express how it happened some other way.

Did I ever tell you guys about the time I touched another man's penis?

Elaborate on this interesting experience.

Sekto Springs · #79 01-21-2010, 04:24 PM

Joe, perhaps you should post this penis-related anecdote of yours and then put it as a link in your signature posing the question.

Wings of Fire · #80 01-21-2010, 04:32 PM

You can't go five inches without finding a post about it.

Apparently.

Sekto Springs · #81 01-21-2010, 04:40 PM

Oh, so you actually told the story somewhere?
Aw, I thought it was like your catchphrase or something. A question you never actually answered.

That would have been cooler

Wings of Fire · #82 01-21-2010, 04:47 PM

Did I ever tell you guys about that time I touched a guy's penis?

Better?

Sekto Springs · #83 01-21-2010, 04:48 PM

Absolutely not.

MA · #84 01-22-2010, 02:26 AM

i still don't get the '5 1/2 inch' one. were they really that small? i honestly thought it was a joke.

tsk. kids.

***Nate*** · #85 01-22-2010, 02:37 AM

I don't even get my own reference to y=x+2 . Any ideas WoF?

OddjobAbe · #86 01-22-2010, 05:07 AM

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kids.

Probably were at that size.

Wings of Fire · #87 01-22-2010, 05:09 AM

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I don't even get my own reference to y=x+2 . Any ideas WoF?

I know exactly what me and you both were talking about.

I'm not saying here though, innuendo was enough.

MeechMunchie · #88 01-22-2010, 09:24 AM

Pilot probably doesn't care anymore, but you can link to blog comments.

Bullet Magnet · #89 01-22-2010, 09:57 AM

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I don't even get my own reference to y=x+2 . Any ideas WoF?

Is it weird that in a thread about kissing and sex, I was most interested in solving that equation?

Incidentally, I think it's as solved as it's ever going to be.

Wings of Fire · #90 01-22-2010, 10:05 AM

But only I remember what y refers to.