G'day!

EVP_Glukkon · #1 08-17-2009, 03:41 PM

I should of made this about 20 posts ago..

Hello everyone, I'm EVP_Glukkon, the EVP stands for executive vice president, but that was too long to fill into my username.. common Glukkon problem I hear.

After many years I jumped at the chance to play the oddworld games again on Steam, I've also been to these fourms various times in the past, just reading topics.

I figured I would finally join the community and see how everyone is holding up while we wait for future oddworld titles.

Cya around!

Pilot · #2 08-17-2009, 03:51 PM

I thought it stood for Electronic Voice Phenomena.

***Wil*** · #3 08-17-2009, 03:54 PM

Glad it doesn't stand for Electro-Vaseline-Plated and to meet you.

joshkrz · #4 08-17-2009, 04:05 PM

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Common Glukkon problem I hear.

http://www.oddworldforums.net/forumdisplay.php?f=10

Thats proberbly the forum for you.

Welcome to Oddworld Forums
Please Post Carefuly

MeechMunchie · #5 08-18-2009, 04:58 AM

Welcome to the forums.

That's it.

I don't have to try and be funny every time someone joins.

used:) · #6 08-18-2009, 07:01 AM

^Good for you.

Welcome.

MA · #7 08-18-2009, 09:49 AM

hello.

note a good psychiatrist for future reference.

shaman · #8 08-18-2009, 10:09 AM

Velcome...

EVP_Glukkon · #9 08-18-2009, 11:16 AM

Haha thanks for the friendly welcome everyone, it's good to be here.

Laser · #10 08-18-2009, 12:51 PM

Just remember to put another shrimp on the barbie and you'll go far

BA DUM TISH

***Alcar*** · #11 08-18-2009, 04:50 PM

We don't actually do that!

Most of the time.

Alcar...

moxco · #12 08-18-2009, 10:37 PM

We put prawns on the barbie mate. Bloody yankees.

OddjobAbe · #13 08-19-2009, 12:58 AM

Hello. I'm a New Zealander. How do you like that?

moxco · #14 08-19-2009, 03:05 AM

Hello. I'm Irish. How do you like that?

Did I answer your question?

OANST · #15 08-20-2009, 10:49 AM

Hello. I'm OANST. How do you like that?

Sekto Springs · #16 08-21-2009, 09:09 AM

We need more bright-eyed newbs like you that don't defecate on our topics, ask questions that have already been answered a million times, and know that a little proper grammar and punctuation goes a long fucking way. Thank you for proving that you don't need to be a member here for five+ years to post something meaningful.

In the case of you Mat, you've been here for six and you still haven't posted anything meaningful.

OANST · #17 08-21-2009, 09:44 AM

Hello. I'm OANST. How do you like that?

EVP_Glukkon · #18 08-21-2009, 02:01 PM

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In the case of you Mat, you've been here for six and you still haven't posted anything meaningful.

LOL Ah mate, this place is hilarious!

OANST · #19 08-21-2009, 02:03 PM

Yeah. Lol. Absolutely.

used:) · #20 08-21-2009, 06:40 PM

Laugh out loud.

***Nate*** · #21 08-21-2009, 07:47 PM

By the way, I'd recommend dropping the 'I'm a Glukkon' act. Other members have tried it before with various OW species and it grows old fast.

Other than that, hi!

Mac Sirloin · #22 08-21-2009, 09:24 PM

Welcome to OWF.

EVP_Glukkon · #23 08-21-2009, 09:29 PM

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By the way, I'd recommend dropping the 'I'm a Glukkon' act. Other members have tried it before with various OW species and it grows old fast.

Other than that, hi!

I didn't come here to RP as an Oddworld character, I asure you my various references to Glukkon life-style/interests are just a part of my sense of humour for this facade.

Thank you, for your welcome.

Mac Sirloin · #24 08-21-2009, 09:33 PM

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By the way, I'd recommend dropping the 'I'm a Glukkon' act. Other members have tried it before with various OW species and it grows old fast.

Other than that, hi!

By "Common Glukkon problem" I think he meant we just have lots of members with Glukkon in the name.

Your point still stands, mind.

***Nate*** · #25 08-21-2009, 09:49 PM

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I didn't come here to RP as an Oddworld character, I asure you my various references to Glukkon life-style/interests are just a part of my sense of humour for this facade.

Thank you, for your welcome.

I know. You haven't been as in-your-face about it as past members have been. I'm just pre-emptively warning you that you'll probably recieve some snarkiness in the near future from our less polite members.

EVP_Glukkon · #26 08-21-2009, 10:21 PM

Ah, if they left their manners at the door then thats their problem as far as im concerned, dont bother me much, but thanks for the heads up mate!

Oddey · #27 08-21-2009, 11:09 PM

Ah... I love the smell of a newly joined member in the morning. It smells like... A newly joined member with a decent attitude.

Welcome to the forums. Do you have a reservation?

EVP_Glukkon · #28 08-21-2009, 11:18 PM

Thanks Oddey!

Sorry I never got one, I just rocked up and paid $5 for a night under one of the tables in the main foyer.

moxco · #29 08-22-2009, 02:39 AM

I never left the the foyer. Alcar pays for us all. 80 bucks a year I belive?

MA · #30 08-22-2009, 06:30 AM

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Ah, if they left their manners at the door then thats their problem as far as im concerned, dont bother me much, but thanks for the heads up mate!

i fucking love you, mate. and thats a first.

How do you like that?