G'day!
 

I should of made this about 20 posts ago..

Hello everyone, I'm EVP_Glukkon, the EVP stands for executive vice president, but that was too long to fill into my username.. common Glukkon problem I hear.

After many years I jumped at the chance to play the oddworld games again on Steam, I've also been to these fourms various times in the past, just reading topics.

I figured I would finally join the community and see how everyone is holding up while we wait for future oddworld titles.

Cya around!

I thought it stood for Electronic Voice Phenomena.

Glad it doesn't stand for Electro-Vaseline-Plated and to meet you.

http://www.oddworldforums.net/forumdisplay.php?f=10

Thats proberbly the forum for you.

Welcome to the forums.

That's it.

I don't have to try and be funny every time someone joins.

^Good for you.

Welcome. :bow:

hello.

note a good psychiatrist for future reference.

Velcome...

Haha thanks for the friendly welcome everyone, it's good to be here.

Just remember to put another shrimp on the barbie and you'll go far

BA DUM TISH

We don't actually do that!

Most of the time.

Alcar...

We put prawns on the barbie mate. Bloody yankees.

Hello. I'm a New Zealander. How do you like that?

Hello. I'm Irish. How do you like that?

Did I answer your question?

Hello. I'm OANST. How do you like that?

We need more bright-eyed newbs like you that don't defecate on our topics, ask questions that have already been answered a million times, and know that a little proper grammar and punctuation goes a long fucking way. Thank you for proving that you don't need to be a member here for five+ years to post something meaningful.

In the case of you Mat, you've been here for six and you still haven't posted anything meaningful.

Hello. I'm OANST. How do you like that?

LOL Ah mate, this place is hilarious!

Yeah. Lol. Absolutely.

Laugh out loud.

By the way, I'd recommend dropping the 'I'm a Glukkon' act. Other members have tried it before with various OW species and it grows old fast.

Other than that, hi!

Welcome to OWF.

I didn't come here to RP as an Oddworld character, I asure you my various references to Glukkon life-style/interests are just a part of my sense of humour for this facade.

Thank you, for your welcome.

By "Common Glukkon problem" I think he meant we just have lots of members with Glukkon in the name.

Your point still stands, mind.

I know. You haven't been as in-your-face about it as past members have been. I'm just pre-emptively warning you that you'll probably recieve some snarkiness in the near future from our less polite members.

Ah, if they left their manners at the door then thats their problem as far as im concerned, dont bother me much, but thanks for the heads up mate!

Ah... I love the smell of a newly joined member in the morning. It smells like... A newly joined member with a decent attitude.

Welcome to the forums. Do you have a reservation?

Thanks Oddey!

Sorry I never got one, I just rocked up and paid $5 for a night under one of the tables in the main foyer.

I never left the the foyer. Alcar pays for us all. 80 bucks a year I belive?

i fucking love you, mate. and thats a first.

How do you like that?