The Most Homosexual Thing You've Ever Done -

MA · #61 07-08-2009, 01:58 PM

i've only just noticed that.

Munch's Master · #62 07-08-2009, 03:16 PM

I've been trying to grow a beard but I basically can't grow facial hair. I just have light fuzz that I need to shave like, once every month or 2 or it gets irritating. Also, it's blonde. Which would mean I'd have brown hair yet a blonde beard. Not the best look.

Nemo · #63 07-08-2009, 03:35 PM

Pilot.

Fuzzle Guy · #64 07-08-2009, 04:22 PM

I'm the complete opposite of Munch's Master. Mine seems to grow back incredibly quickly. I need to shave every day and always end up with a five o clock shadow

It lead to me being teased by some of my other 16 year old classmates, who thought they were awesome because they were completely clean shaven, when they just haven't hit puberty yet.

joshkrz · #65 07-08-2009, 04:27 PM

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I'm the complete opposite of Munch's Master. Mine seems to grow back incredibly quickly.

This.

I have to shave every day.

Pilot · #66 07-08-2009, 04:30 PM

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Pilot.

Hey, quiet, I'm trying to sleep.

Mmmmmmmmhmmhmmmmhmmm........mmmmcockmunch.....hmmmyesssss

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

Dixanadu · #67 07-08-2009, 07:16 PM

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Hey, quiet, I'm trying to sleep.

Mmmmmmmmhmmhmmmmhmmm........mmmmcockmunch.....hmmmyesssss

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

After that display, I want to sleep next to you now.

Leto · #68 07-08-2009, 07:21 PM

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It lead to me being teased by some of my other 16 year old classmates, who thought they were awesome because they were completely clean shaven, when they just haven't hit puberty yet.

wtf, in my experience it's the total opposite in schools

grow a tramp beard man

Anonyman! · #69 07-08-2009, 08:43 PM

I had a fucking pubestach at 12.

I could be moses by now if I wanted to.

MA · #70 07-09-2009, 03:31 AM

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Hey, quiet, I'm trying to sleep.

Mmmmmmmmhmmhmmmmhmmm........mmmmcockmunch.....hmmmyesssss

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

what...the fuck.

when i started getting a furry top lip it seemed to grow only on the sides, sort of in the style of an old fashioned chinese emperor.

of course you get all the jokes from blokes when your younger, like 'the cat could lick it off' and so on.

NelspikeTX · #71 07-09-2009, 04:30 AM

I know how's it like to have a beard, and I must say it's comfy. Ah, yeah, women usually like it. And yes, I'm Straight. <_<

Fuzzle Guy · #72 07-09-2009, 04:32 AM

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I'm Straight. <_<

gtfo

NelspikeTX · #73 07-09-2009, 04:41 AM

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gtfo

Sorry, hun. <3

joshkrz · #74 07-09-2009, 04:42 AM

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'm Straight. <_<

OMFG! You are? :P

Munch's Master · #75 07-09-2009, 05:51 AM

I agree with Leto. In my experience, particularly at college, beard = respect. Lack of hair = skitting. Not lack of facial hair so much, but more body hair.

Yes people at my college display their stomachs to each other. No I don't know why.

NelspikeTX · #76 07-09-2009, 05:52 AM

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Yes people at my college display their stomachs to each other. No I don't know why.

That's showing how man they can be. Invite them to post in this threadm we might read some funny stuff.

OANST · #77 07-09-2009, 06:41 AM

I wish I could grow a beard. The goatee is all that I can do, though. When I try to grow a mustache it comes in really thick under my nose, but thinner on the sides. From a distance I look like fucking Hitler.

MeechMunchie · #78 07-09-2009, 08:01 AM

My personal challenge is to grow a 'Jesus' beard and mustache before I'm 21. I'm getting there. As for MA's cat avatar, I thought the similarity of position to the cow was deliberate.

joshkrz · #79 07-09-2009, 08:01 AM

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Lack of hair = skitting.

Ha, skit, I love that. Hardly anyone knows what that means surprisingly.

And same up our end.

MA · #80 07-09-2009, 09:20 AM

it wasn't deliberate, i just picked the first smoking cat picture i found on google.

joshkrz · #81 07-09-2009, 09:31 AM

It's wearing eye makeup.

MA · #82 07-09-2009, 11:10 AM

don't make me change it.

OddjobAbe · #83 07-09-2009, 11:11 AM

That reminds me, I said I'd change mine back to normal after the whole joke was over. I still have the original. I can, you know, but I'm not sure I want to right now.

Wings of Fire · #84 07-09-2009, 11:50 AM

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Yes people at my college display their stomachs to each other. No I don't know why.

I do that and I still don't know why.

Fuzzle Guy · #85 07-09-2009, 11:54 AM

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I do that and I still don't know why.

You've gained weight and your tops don't fit like they used to?

Edit: I think I've just missed yet another one of Joe's implied punch lines

MA · #86 07-09-2009, 12:48 PM

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That reminds me, I said I'd change mine back to normal after the whole joke was over. I still have the original. I can, you know, but I'm not sure I want to right now.

i'm waiting for a few members to change back first. then its back to calfy.

joshkrz will ALWAYS be smoking.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #87 07-09-2009, 03:40 PM

I hugged a female.

***Alcar*** · #88 07-09-2009, 04:25 PM

But that's considered straight.

You man.

Alcar...

Pilot · #89 07-09-2009, 06:54 PM

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I hugged a female.

Where? On the Labia?

Dixanadu · #90 07-09-2009, 07:16 PM

It would be homosexual if both the females looked like men.