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NelspikeTX 07-07-2009 04:01 PM

The Most Homosexual Thing You've Ever Done
 
So, yeah, I think this is a good discussion topic, since OANST said that this community was so NON-STRAIGHT back at the Cow Tipping thread. XD

What was it, people, just share. Answers are usually funny when people ask this, and yeah, I've seen people on Real Life asking this to each other, specially women.

Alcar 07-07-2009 04:03 PM

A 10"x7".

Alcar...

Munch's Master 07-07-2009 04:06 PM

I.....can't think of one. Genuinely. I dunno what would be classed as a "homosexual thing" that isnt like, flirting/romantic/sexual stuff. So I am totally drawing a blank.

Pilot 07-07-2009 04:15 PM

Well, the term "homosexual" is a very 'specific' attribute, unless one chooses to let it engender all its stereotypes.

So....... what do you want, literal excepts from our bedscapades?

NelspikeTX 07-07-2009 04:18 PM

No, something that you considered really gay after doing it. =P

Pilot 07-07-2009 04:20 PM

:

No, something that you considered really gay after doing it.
*raises eyebrow*

Hmmmm........

Alcar 07-07-2009 04:22 PM

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*raises eyebrow*

There you go!

Alcar...

Leto 07-07-2009 04:23 PM

Well once this guy was fucking me hard in the arse while another guy was sucking me off and rubbing his feces on my chest.

Slog Bait 07-07-2009 04:32 PM

I don't know how to answer this?

Pilot 07-07-2009 04:34 PM

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There you go!

Yeah I usually do that when my eyes are following another guy that happens to catch them. ;)

Erm, I can't possibly write about the most gay thing I've ever done without being incredibly explicit.

Munch's Master 07-07-2009 04:34 PM

Least gay thing for you, then.

Pilot 07-07-2009 04:36 PM

Least gay? A "man's man" who goes completely fem behind closed doors. Least gay.

Wings of Fire 07-07-2009 04:36 PM

Peter rubbing his belly on webcam.

NelspikeTX 07-07-2009 04:38 PM

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Erm, I can't possibly write about the most gay thing I've ever done without being incredibly explicit.

This makes me want to think things I've never thought of anyone... O_o

Wings of Fire 07-07-2009 04:38 PM

Welcome to our world

Pilot 07-07-2009 04:39 PM

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This makes me want to think things I've never thought of anyone... O_o

You asked. :p

Strike Witch 07-07-2009 04:45 PM

Had sex with a person of the same gender?

Wings of Fire 07-07-2009 04:46 PM

Oh and that, but it didn't feel very gay at the time.

Mac Sirloin 07-07-2009 04:48 PM

I came out of a penis when I was younger.

Slog Bait 07-07-2009 04:51 PM

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I came out of a penis when I was younger.

Well that must have been quite the experience.

Pilot 07-07-2009 04:55 PM

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Well that must have been quite the experience.

For the father-- mother.... whu?

All I can picture is an average sized baby slowly moving down and emerging out of the end of some guy's dick. Lovely!

Mac Sirloin 07-07-2009 04:57 PM

I was referring to conception, but your answer's good too.

Pilot 07-07-2009 04:59 PM

Of course you were.

Of course it is.

Anonyman! 07-07-2009 05:15 PM

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Nate 07-07-2009 05:35 PM

My answer to the original question would probably be 'Kevin'.

Fuzzle Guy 07-07-2009 05:42 PM

Asides from my joke flirting with Wil, I can't recall a time when I've done anything gay...

My friend showed me his penis once.

:

(01:06) Nathan: He hasn't washed since August last year
(01:07) Wil: Fucking hell.
That's disgusting
I can't understand that.
(01:07) Wil: Why?
JUST WHY?
(01:07) Nathan: Hahaha
I don't know :(
(01:08) Wil: WHY IS REALPLAYER ASSUMING CONTROL OF MY MP3S?
(01:08) Nathan: He calls round my house unexpectedly
meaning I have to invite him in
(01:08) Wil: As for your friend, ewww.
(01:08) Nathan: and I hate it when he takes his top off
It's a BO attack
(01:08) Wil: Does he do that?
(01:08) Nathan: Yes.
(01:08) Wil: In your house?
(01:08) Nathan: He also masturbates four or five times a day.
(01:09) Nathan: Not in my house
Although he was round mine for a sleepover once
kept me up all night talking about girls :|
(01:09) Nathan: Would not let me go to sleep
wouldn't shut up talking about girls
And we talked about them that much
he eventually took out the light on his phone
and showed me his massive erection
(01:10) Nathan: I was like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PLAYING AT!?"
And he goes "Oooh, I can't help it! I need to releive myself!"
(01:10) Nathan: Eventally, at about seven o clock in the morning I fell asleep
I woke up about twenty minutes later
first thing I saw when I woke up
he was on my computer, on my bebo profile, looking at pictures of girls from our school, masturbating
(01:11) Nathan: WEARING MY PAJAMAS
(01:11) Wil: XD
+rep
(01:11) Wil: Haha.
That's an awesome story.
(01:12) Nathan: It is
no girls have spoken to him since
(01:12) Wil: XD
I love you.
Night night. xxx
(01:12) Nathan: Goodnight!

Abeguy 07-07-2009 06:03 PM

Gary Barlow

Dixanadu 07-07-2009 06:21 PM

I made out with a guy.

Just being blunt, but nothing else past that.

Daxter King 07-07-2009 06:49 PM

I went outside while it was raining men.

Without an umbrella.

Leto 07-07-2009 06:56 PM

HOW SHOCKING, DEZANDINDER

SUCH A SOCIAL FAUX PAS HAD NEVER EVEN CROSSED MY MIND

I'M LITERALLY ON THE VERGE OF TEARS