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Pilot · #**721** 01-28-2009, 03:55 PM

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You should be banned for quoting that. You have shown Pilot up simply by repeating what some other crazy bastard said. Shame on you.

BM, OANST... you obviously haven't read my latest comment about the ass-zit on the elastic rubline.

P.S. Pizza sounds good.

Anonyman! · #**722** 01-28-2009, 06:22 PM

Strike Witch · #**723** 01-28-2009, 06:23 PM

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Your habits of hygiene are nearly as disgusting as your stories of incest.

Yes really. Can't you fix this with your telekinesis or something, Nemo?

Nemo · #**724** 01-28-2009, 08:12 PM

Why would I want to fix something that is perfect?

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***Wil*** · #**725** 01-29-2009, 04:56 PM

I want to cry. You are all horrible people, and I no longer wish to be associated with any of you.

Anonyman! · #**726** 01-29-2009, 06:41 PM

I think you're stuck.

Mac Sirloin · #**727** 01-30-2009, 09:43 PM

So, I just clicked on last page, and this pops up, an I'm like, Man, what a dick!

Pilot · #**728** 01-30-2009, 10:08 PM

Kastere, you seem intensely fixated on Man and Dick. Is there something you desperately need to let be known?

Strike Witch · #**729** 03-03-2009, 11:09 AM

4/5.

Wheeee.

OANST · #**730** 03-03-2009, 11:14 AM

Good for you.

Pilot · #**731** 03-03-2009, 12:52 PM

Heh heh.... say, that's swell!

Glad this thread is back, we almost lost this classic!

OddjobAbe · #**732** 03-03-2009, 01:44 PM

I haven't had any in ages purely for the fact that I have been distracted by Ren and Stimpy. I really do wish that they could get away with naming a place "Chokey Chicken" on cartoons nowadays (and I don't mean things like Family Guy).

That'll teach her to ignore me for "Friends". I mean, come one. Friends. It's a pile of crap. There is just nothing funny about it. It is so predictable. In fact, the only redeeming quality is that it has Jennifer Aniston, and whilst I dislike her, she was in "Quantum Leap", so I feel like I owe her a very small amount of respect.

"Ren and Stimpy" is a different matter. It is n fact better than sex, as it does not require you to soften it up with flowers and chocolates to get it to let you keep your good records.

OANST · #**733** 03-03-2009, 01:57 PM

I think we found the real John K. fan.

mitsur · #**734** 03-03-2009, 03:53 PM

0/5

No-wacking it bets FTL

Pilot · #**735** 03-03-2009, 03:56 PM

OH my god OddJob, I can't believe you like Ren and Stimpy as much as OANST. You two are like kissin' cousins now!

Slog Bait · #**736** 03-03-2009, 06:06 PM

Dude, I miss Ren & Stimpy. They stopped airing it on both Nickelodeon and Nicktoons here in Vegas, as well as Invader Zim, Action League Now, and the original Rugrats. Right now I'm just happy they still air Rocko's Modern Life, though I have a worry that soon Nicktoons will be completely torn apart by Spongebob and The Fairly Oddparents, as if moving Mr. Meaty there wasn't bad enough.

I like how they used popsicle sticks as currency on Ren & Stimpy.

Oh, and Nickelodeon has gone so downhill, I tend to stick to Boomarang and Cartoonnetwork.

Just to stay on topic, I don't have a rating for either because I haven't done either of them. I'm just that innocent. But hey, at least I have less of a chance of becoming a sex addict when I'm older.

mitsur · #**737** 03-03-2009, 06:07 PM

Wat.

P.S. I lost the bet.

Pilot · #**738** 03-03-2009, 06:19 PM

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Dude, I miss Ren & Stimpy .....as well as Invader Zim.... Action League Now.... Rocko's Modern Life

Bam... BAM.... Bam... BAM! I won't elaborate here in the sex thread but I could gab all day about those shows. I miss Rocko most of all, when does it air?

You live in Vegas? Wow, I guess there are people alive in my neck of the woods after all... in between all the Brits and Aussies.

Yes, I still love you guys too.

Speaking of sex... I found Invader ZIM to be loaded with homosexual references.

And speaking of homosexual references, my masturbation habits are getting old. Best out of the past month has been a 2/5.

Slog Bait · #**739** 03-03-2009, 06:33 PM

It only airs what... once a week? At a really early time too, about 3-4am.

My personal favorite quote from Invader Zim was from Dib: "I don't care how delicious he is, he must die!"

I think we should make a thread soley for discussing Nicktoons, new or old, that way we can stop talking about it in a thread about sex. No matter how entertaining talking about cartoons in a sex thread may be, it's still going off topic.

OANST · #**740** 03-04-2009, 07:23 AM

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It only airs what... once a week? At a really early time too, about 3-4am.

My personal favorite quote from Invader Zim was from Dib: "I don't care how delicious he is, he must die!"

I think we should make a thread soley for discussing Nicktoons, new or old, that way we can stop talking about it in a thread about sex. No matter how entertaining talking about cartoons in a sex thread may be, it's still going off topic.

There have been some good Nicktoons, but they can never compare to the constant quality of the Cartoon Cartoons from Cartoon Network. CN has had some crappy shows but they have all been ones that came from elsewhere. Almost every show that they have personally greenlit has turned out to be a fucking gem.

***Wil*** · #**741** 05-21-2009, 11:12 AM

3/5

In the club before some guy came up to us and was all ‘I just wanted to say, more power to you!’. That was 5/5.

Majic · #**742** 05-21-2009, 05:44 PM

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There have been some good Nicktoons, but they can never compare to the constant quality of the Cartoon Cartoons from Cartoon Network.

I gotta admit, the old Cartoon Cartoon Friday lineup rocked some major cock. But nothing beats Rocko. I thought they'd taken it off completely, because any time I do a search for it on digital cable nothing comes up. I remember how they used to actually air it regularly on Nicktoons TV in the afternoon... and now they don't. What asswipes.

To relate this subject to the actual thread topic, I'm going to track down all who are responsible for the disappearance of Rocko's Modern Life, and have rough, involuntary sex with them. And it will be a 5/5.

Nemo · #**743** 05-22-2009, 04:58 AM

4/5 4/5

Second one was a spur of the moment thing.

OddjobAbe · #**744** 05-22-2009, 06:45 AM

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To relate this subject to the actual thread topic, I'm going to track down all who are responsible for the disappearance of Rocko's Modern Life, and have rough, involuntary sex with them. And it will be a 5/5.

Also, do that to Amazon.com for putting the edited versions on the DVD.

Nemo · #**745** 05-22-2009, 07:04 AM

5/5

I found a video I couldn't resist.

Pilot · #**746** 05-23-2009, 09:37 AM

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3/5

In the club before some guy came up to us and was all ‘I just wanted to say, more power to you!’. That was 5/5.

What were you doing, having sex on a barstool?

I remember when Rocko was overtaken by some STOOPID show called "Rocket Power" set in Hawaii about a bunch of idiot skater stereotypes that appealed to all the young skater stereotypes.

That show may have had skateboarding in Hawaii, but Rocko had Patch O' Heaven Trailer Park.

On topic, I've got my car down at the Radiator shop to have my A/C plumbed (cough cough NATE) by my mechanic "friend" down there. Hoping to get some soon.

***Wil*** · #**747** 05-23-2009, 05:24 PM

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What were you doing, having sex on a barstool?

No, just making out shitloads in the middle of the dance floor.

***Nate*** · #**748** 05-23-2009, 06:47 PM

Whole bunch of Rocko discussion split off to here.

***Alcar*** · #**749** 05-24-2009, 04:54 AM

OMG, I'm SO proud of you Wil! Making out with strangers and promiscuous sex! At last!

Alcar...

***Wil*** · #**750** 05-24-2009, 05:54 AM

But there is still much more for you to teach me.