Why my Life Sucks, Shit.

[Nate]

Or an orc.

[alf's brother's mate]

Or a wizard. Or anything remotely related to Lord Of The Rings for that matter.

ABM

[wonderfulthirds]

Oh wow, I'm just about angry enough at this present moment not to be polite.


You poor dear, you poor poor poor little dear. Do you realize how little people there are in this world, me included, who had the chance to do half of that shit at your age? These things happen and you should be fucking glad that you're getting a motherfucking holiday in the middle of a pissing economic crisis, learn to fucking think about things in perspective and you'll realize how bloody well off you are compared to others, a lot of others in fact.

Also this should be a blog.

Dick.

You can't even fucking fathom what real pain and real unfairness are.

I think you are over reacting. This guy here wanted to go on a nice vacation, which somebody in his family paid money for, and, apparently, he isn't going to get his money's worth. I would be pissed off as well.

Nobody should suffer because other people are suffering. I don't leave my house at night and sleep on the street because other people are forced to.

[Strike Witch]

PROTIP: Read the REST of the thread.

[moxco]

I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Back! I was supposed to get back yesterday but the orcs of Isengaurd didn't take me misplacing my passport to softly.

[Wings of Fire]

Uruk-hai, Saruman uses Uruk-hai.

[Strike Witch]

And normal Orcs too. Saruman wouldn't send his proper troops after Moxco.

I know I wouldn't.

[Wings of Fire]

Point. Perhaps Goblins wouldn't be superfluous to the task.

[Strike Witch]

Hehe, Haradrim.

[moxco]

Aren't the urukhai just sunlight-compatible orcs?

[Wings of Fire]

And much stronger and shit, but they were specially made by Saruman and make up the vast bulk of his army.

[AlexFili]

MoxCo, what about all the troops attacking Minas Tirith? Surely most of them were Orcs?

(Edit: I think you are referring to the section in "The Hobbit" when some Trolls get turned into stone because they were out in the sun? or something)

[Mac Sirloin]

Look at this thread. It's awful.

Fucking nerds.

[moxco]

Kastere please cease your horrid comments, It's making me realise how my life in the real world sucks.

And alex normal orcs can't survive in daylight, as argorn (i think) said in the first movie 'These hills will be swarming with orcs by night fall'.

[Nate]

Oh dear. Please read the books, Moxco, and don't embarrass yourself by quoting the movies again.

[Strike Witch]

I'm still pissed about the Corsairs.

[AlexFili]

The special edition of LOTR is definately worth watching. About 1-2 hours of extra stuff there!

[moxco]

What there is something wrong with the movies?

[Nate]

No, they're fine. But they're not what you quote when you want canonical references to Middle Earth.

Also, I just think you should read the books.

[OANST]

I disagree. I think that they are awful.

[used:)]

Illuvatar, Mandos, Morgoth. You won't find those people in the movies.

[Wings of Fire]

Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!
Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!

[Nate]

Illuvatar, Mandos, Morgoth. You won't find those people in the movies.

You won't find them in LoTR either. Silmarillion is pretty awesome though.

[used:)]

Haha, good point. I was seeing it as all one thing.

[moxco]

Going on holidays agian. Back in 4 days. Bye!

[Hobo]

I am with OANST. The books suck.

But I hate the films too

[Pilot]

And normal Orcs too. Saruman wouldn't send his proper troops after Moxco.

I know I wouldn't.

I read this as "Saruman wouldn't send his proper troops after Mexico.

I know I wouldn't.

[MA]

Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!
Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!

Tom Bombadillo was the Middle Earth version of a hippie/drug addict.

[Strike Witch]

Wasn't he also some sort of Wizard magic thingy based on weird fan speculation or something?

[Daxter King]

One does not simply walk into this thread.