Sex

[Pilot]

I agree. The next thread is going to be called "Positions". So be prepared..... be SO PREPARED!

[Strike Witch]

Read.
Read also.

I can quote TVtropes AND Wiki BOOYEAH.

Now describe fap or GTFO, please =3

[Pilot]

I swear something's going to happen with the guy down at the local radiator shop.... credit goes to Nate actually because when I told this story in his 'soap opera' thread from a few months ago, and mentioned that after him and I flirting with each other for quite a while I ended up meeting his wife in an impromptu and quite 'accidental' meeting, Nate said something to the tune of "She's a beard."

You're the man Nate, because after thinking about it I started going back down there to see him which has turned into him telling me that he actually wants to continue seeing me, and now we've taken to texting each other and he's actually touched my ass (intentionally) a couple of times when I've been down there after work to see him, which has nearly been every damn day.

Nothing to report yet, but I will when something happens. GOD he's to die for.

Plus, one of the Tim's friends (Tim is the name of the guy I'm "seeing") happen to mention how he hadn't been laid in 8 months by his wife.

....just a bit of salacious info.... stay tuned.

[Nate]

1) Photos of the radiator guy are required
2) Can you please give a link to the post originally mentioning him. Sounds like something I'd say but I can't remember the context.

[Pilot]

1) Photos of the radiator guy are required
2) Can you please give a link to the post originally mentioning him. Sounds like something I'd say but I can't remember the context.

Oh god I only wish I had a recent pic of him to drool over. The only one I have is a small monochrome one from my high school yearbook. Picture will come with time.

Here it is, it's 'My life is a wacky sitcom' http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=17487] I wrote about the boondoggle of finding out he was married.

[magic9mushroom]

I can quote TVtropes AND Wiki BOOYEAH.

Now describe fap or GTFO, please =3

No. Because I already did for all of them earlier.

[Anonyman!]

Yay! You do care.

[Nemo]

5/5

Twin sisters for the win.

[OANST]

Hmmm.

[Facsimile]

5/5

Twin sisters for the win.

BULL. SHIT.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Havoc]

BULL. SHIT.

Pics or it didn't happen.

This.

Edit:

[Nemo]

If you want a link to the video, PM me. I shan't risk being banned.

[Nate]

5/5

Twin sisters for the win.

Holy crap! With a sex change, that's my greatest fantasy.



Actually, I did know some hot, blonde, waterpolo-playing identical triplets once...

[Wil]

Did they play for the other team? I mean, the same team? I mean, our team? I mean…

[Bullet Magnet]

What concerns me is that they seem to be on the same team.

[Wil]

That was one of ideas I mentioned.

[Nate]

To the best of my knowledge, they were on the same team. Just not mine.

[Nemo]

Did they play for the other team? I mean, the same team? I mean, our team? I mean…

Riddle me this, riddle me that, the two sisters licked eachother's twat.

[scrab queen]

cyberwank: 4/5

I got an illiterate one first for the lulz. It's fun reading about people trying to 'unbutton their zipper', then closing out on them.
Then I went ahead got myself a good one.

[Anonyman!]

Riddle me this, riddle me that, the two sisters licked eachother's twat.

Gross.

cyberwank: 4/5

I got an illiterate one first for the lulz. It's fun reading about people trying to 'unbutton their zipper', then closing out on them.
Then I went ahead got myself a good one.

Cool...?
I suppose that would be fun.

[Pilot]

Riddle me this, riddle me that, the two sisters licked eachother's twat.

Echh.... I've already mentioned that I'd have to be pretty hungry to even think about eating pussy.

Every Wednesday I masturbate covered in peanut butter wearing only socks.

You do?

[Anonyman!]

It's not eating pussy... it's that fact that they were sisters.


And no. It's an old quote I got congratulated on recently, and I feel like gloating until it stops being funny. If it was ever funny.

[scrab queen]

Cool...?
I suppose that would be fun.

Yes. Yes it is. Especially when you play tricks with the stupid n00bs who thought it was some sort of weird internet fad. Sometimes, when I catch one using net/nerd speak fluently, and they ask for a pic, I send them one of a crusty old dude. *evil laughter*

[Strike Witch]

2.5/5. Sometimes she just goes and does her own thing down the other end of the bed. It kinda got better and we both came and it was awesome and then we went in for a second run..but then we knocked the shelf next to the bed and a Gundam fell off.

Sex was over as I was sitting on the floor, naked and sniffling, desperately reaching for his plastic gun under the bed.

And the bitch was giggling at me the whole time D=<

Luckily, my Gundam Nadleeh survived okay =D

[OANST]

There are certain rules that even nerds are familiar with. One of these is that you do not, you do not stop having sex to search for fallen toys.


Edit: I recommend that everyone refrains from pm'ing Nemo for proof of his escapades. If it by some chance did turn out to be true then his age would make it child pornography.

[Nemo]

It's not like I'm in the video.




Or like the police will actually do anything about it.

[Wil]

Depends what country you’re from.

[OANST]

It's not like I'm in the video.




Or like the police will actually do anything about it.

If they exist then I would assume that they are close to you in age.

[Nemo]

They looked 20ish to me.

[OANST]

Hmmmm.