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  #121  
10-11-2008, 09:09 AM
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Met one, new better than to piss it off. I was a veritable exert on Australian fauna at age nine, and I wasn't going to the beach without an exhaustive search for the little bastards. Besides, in open water over the reef during Christmas I was quite safe from both.
You don't see a Blue-Ringed Octopus. They're VERY tiny - unless you know where to look (shallow(ish) rock-pools, and similar) you'll be dead before you realise.

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10-11-2008, 09:16 AM
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10-11-2008, 11:23 AM
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Nice Geico. How about some..



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10-11-2008, 03:22 PM
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Okay, new rule: no photoshop. Only real animals. Just animals.
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10-11-2008, 10:17 PM
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A dolphin's genitalia is muscular (Or versatile or something. Some adjective.) enough to grab you by the foot and pull you under water.


Both genders.
I'm disappointed in myself for getting turned on by this. Really, REALLY disappointed.
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10-11-2008, 10:20 PM
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I'm disappointed in myself for getting turned on by this. Really, REALLY disappointed.
Too bad about Nate's new rule, that would make a great pic photoshopp'd.
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10-11-2008, 10:28 PM
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I'll just post it in the photo manipulation thread.
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10-12-2008, 04:08 AM
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You don't see a Blue-Ringed Octopus. They're VERY tiny - unless you know where to look (shallow(ish) rock-pools, and similar) you'll be dead before you realise.

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It's me. I know where to look. And not to use my hands. When I was nine, this was my favourite invertebrate species, I knew everything about it except its genetics and biochemistry.





This is the most beautiful mammal in the world.
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I'm disappointed in myself for getting turned on by this. Really, REALLY disappointed.
I was considering posting a picture actually showing a female dolphin's genitalia.


So I will.



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Actually, I'm not sure if that's female or not.
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10-12-2008, 08:00 AM
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PROTIP: if you don't meet anything coming the other way, it's female.


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Actually, I'm not sure if that's female or not.
It isn't...
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10-12-2008, 08:33 AM
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Bat's gotta be shopped. I've seen a bat's penis before, 'twas not ridiculous.

How about his good side?

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And, how about this one?



Ok, stop joking.



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