Animals. Just animals. -

Crony · #91 10-06-2008, 07:28 AM

I don't see anything :/

Zozo the Zrilufet · #92 10-06-2008, 09:28 AM

Double-muscled whippet pwns you all.

Crony · #93 10-06-2008, 10:21 AM

Pwned.

skillyaslig · #94 10-06-2008, 04:28 PM

That man is not an animal! *objects*

Wait, people are animals anyways....:/

I LOL

Bullet Magnet · #95 10-06-2008, 05:31 PM

What have I done?

Leto · #96 10-06-2008, 06:57 PM

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What the fuck is that, a spindley vagina?

Bullet Magnet · #97 10-06-2008, 08:03 PM

It is the mouth of a hagfish, Class Myxini, the only craniates (animals with a skull) that do not also have a vertebrate column (a backbone). They lack jaws, and as you can see they have a pair of horizontally moving structures equipped with tooth-like projections made from keratin. When placed in a bucket of water and distressed, they can convert it into slime in seconds. I didn't quite believe it until I saw it for myself.

Mac Sirloin · #98 10-07-2008, 03:08 AM

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It is the mouth of a hagfish, Class Myxini, the only craniates (animals with a skull) that do not also have a vertebrate column (a backbone). They lack jaws, and as you can see they have a pair of horizontally moving structures equipped with tooth-like projections made from keratin. When placed in a bucket of water and distressed, they can convert it into slime in seconds. I didn't quite believe it until I saw it for myself.

I remember seeing this before.

Kitty.

Other Kitty.

KOOOOMOOOONDOOOOOR

Zozo the Zrilufet · #99 10-07-2008, 07:32 AM

Hairless dog.

Hairless kitty.

Nemo · #**100** 10-07-2008, 08:40 AM

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It is the mouth of a hagfish, Class Myxini, the only craniates (animals with a skull) that do not also have a vertebrate column (a backbone). They lack jaws, and as you can see they have a pair of horizontally moving structures equipped with tooth-like projections made from keratin. When placed in a bucket of water and distressed, they can convert it into slime in seconds. I didn't quite believe it until I saw it for myself.

I demand, like, thirty of those in a pool.

Crony · #**101** 10-07-2008, 08:44 AM

Duck FTW.

Laser · #**102** 10-07-2008, 08:48 AM

I just won the thread

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**103** 10-07-2008, 08:51 AM

Red panda.

Crony · #**104** 10-07-2008, 08:53 AM

Some Ant.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**105** 10-07-2008, 08:58 AM

Fire ant burns?

And Cuban Solenodon is venomous.

Crony · #**106** 10-07-2008, 09:32 AM

Gecko.

Leto · #**107** 10-07-2008, 11:45 AM

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I remember seeing this before.

Kitty.

Other Kitty.

KOOOOMOOOONDOOOOOR

^best/only funny one^

Bullet Magnet · #**108** 10-07-2008, 02:01 PM

Who here can honestly say they would not want one of these as a pet?

Nemo · #**109** 10-07-2008, 02:08 PM

A dolphin's genitalia is muscular (Or versatile or something. Some adjective.) enough to grab you by the foot and pull you under water.

Both genders.

***Alcar*** · #**110** 10-07-2008, 07:33 PM

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Who here can honestly say they would not want one of these as a pet?

What on earth is it?

It looks like a cross between a cat and an owl to me.

Alcar...

Bullet Magnet · #**111** 10-07-2008, 08:27 PM

Owl and fox.

Ablypygid.

Abeguy · #**112** 10-07-2008, 09:54 PM

:O

OMG ITS TRUE

:P

Crony · #**113** 10-08-2008, 09:30 AM

D:

Trilobite Beetle

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**114** 10-09-2008, 12:50 PM

Nums.

OANST · #**115** 10-09-2008, 02:44 PM

I thought it was possible that I was going to die this morning due to a spider. I got out of the shower and toweled off. While I was putting the towel back on the rack I noticed a small black spider on my arm. I looked more closely and realized that it was dead. It occurred to me that it was probably in the towel and got crushed as I was vigorously rubbing my naked body (every story needs sex, right?). As I looked more closely I saw that it was a very shiny black, had a bulbous abdomen, and had colorful spots on it. I then started thinking, "This is a Black Widow", and "Would I have noticed if it had bitten me while I was drying off?". So, I inspected more closely and found that the spots were more of a brown than a red, and seeing as I couldn't find any marks that would be consistent with a bite I decided I was okay. For a moment, though....I was worried.

Bullet Magnet · #**116** 10-09-2008, 04:21 PM

I had a similar experience in Australia, age nine. Jellyfish sting. I've never been so terrified.

***Alcar*** · #**117** 10-09-2008, 06:56 PM

You're lucky it wasn't a box jellyfish. You're also lucky you've never met a blue-ringed octopus.

Alcar...

Crony · #**118** 10-10-2008, 06:15 AM

Spider is good for you. Spider eats mosquitos \o/

Trilobite Fossil.

Bullet Magnet · #**119** 10-11-2008, 03:22 AM

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You're lucky it wasn't a box jellyfish. You're also lucky you've never met a blue-ringed octopus.

Met one, new better than to piss it off. I was a veritable exert on Australian fauna at age nine, and I wasn't going to the beach without an exhaustive search for the little bastards. Besides, in open water over the reef during Christmas I was quite safe from both.

Moosh da Outlaw · #**120** 10-11-2008, 07:01 AM

I can't believe I never noticed this thread before. =/

I'm sorry to say i've never been to Australia, so I never got to wrestle with a blue-ringed octopus. I did, however, see a shaved llama, and it resulted in many lulz.