Sex -

Facsimile · #**361** 09-03-2008, 11:53 PM

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Emily's lost interest since she realised that they are showing repeats of Friends (again - that show's always repeated. It's started to get boring). She seems to find Joey and Chandler's duck more interesting than my anatomy. I tried to flash her last night, and all I got was 'Not now, I want to see what Ross' saying about his rage'. That darn woman.

RED ROSS!

I love Friends, they've started playing it again here as well.

Havoc · #**362** 09-21-2008, 02:43 PM

Hey this thread is dying.

"CLEAR!!!"

3/5 for soloing

Leto · #**363** 09-21-2008, 09:27 PM

because I have been semi-abstinent for about 3ish weeks it seems. although it is a very pointless thread.

oh dear

OANST · #**364** 09-22-2008, 03:08 PM

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RED ROSS!

I love Friends, they've started playing it again here as well.

But why? Seriously, folks. But why.

Mac Sirloin · #**365** 09-22-2008, 06:35 PM

2/5, my heart wasn't into it.

I might have sex for the first time this week end, though.

Nemo · #**366** 09-22-2008, 07:52 PM

Oddsville · #**367** 09-23-2008, 08:24 AM

10 of 10, she was good..

Al the Vykker · #**368** 09-24-2008, 08:42 PM

In the interest of staying abstinent and pursuing an actual relationship it's been a while...last time though was a 4/5 I'd have to say.

mitsur · #**369** 09-24-2008, 08:46 PM

0/5

No sex is terrible.

Nemo · #**370** 09-25-2008, 03:56 AM

At first, 4/5. Then my mom walked in, and I was forced to try to have a conversation with her while it was under my shirt (Thank god I love long shirts,) I ended up leaving a mess on my pants, but I was able to wash it while she was at work.

Also, last night I had a dream in which I recieved head. It felt better than I expected it would.

***Alcar*** · #**371** 09-25-2008, 04:42 AM

I have so few dreams involving sex that when I wake from one, I only spend time amazed at having such a dream than relishing the soon-to-be-forgotten happenings

But that's okay, because I'm sure my subconscious is thoroughly enjoying them.

Alcar...

Facsimile · #**372** 09-25-2008, 04:57 AM

I've never had one. I swear I'm not a part of this race, or at least this gender.

Al the Vykker · #**373** 09-25-2008, 02:41 PM

Yeah I've had maybe 3 in my lifetime pertaining to actual sex. I don't feel normal for not having had more lol.

Nemo · #**374** 09-25-2008, 03:38 PM

Yeah, that was only the second sex-dream I can remember ever having.

Pilot · #**375** 09-25-2008, 04:53 PM

Christ, forget about the "gay forum leaders" scandal, it looks more like we've got an outright horndog epidemic going on here.

It's been about 5 months for me... about the same amount of time since the guy I was seeing left. We were the same age but our maturity levels were lightyears apart, he liked to act like he was 12 years old but GAWD he was cute, and good in bed! I was the top and he was the bottom- always, which was kind of a drag but he was also impotent so that didn't lend to much 'versatility.'

I can't exactly "score" it, but it was very good.

Had enough??

***Alcar*** · #**376** 09-25-2008, 06:15 PM

I do dislike those non-versatile types. I prefer a bit of balance.

Alcar...

Anonyman! · #**377** 09-25-2008, 07:45 PM

Hehehe. "Balance."
We do 'ave a lotta homiesucksuals 'ere now don' we?

***Nate*** · #**378** 09-26-2008, 03:31 AM

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Yeah I've had maybe 3 in my lifetime pertaining to actual sex. I don't feel normal for not having had more lol.

I don't think I've ever had an actual-sex dream either. Possibly because my body wasn't imaginative enough to decide how sex was supposed to feel. I have had one or two wet dreams of making out/heavy petting and one atrocious dream in which I merely masturbated. There is nothing more pathetic on the planet than that.

Havoc · #**379** 09-26-2008, 11:29 AM

Sex-dreams for the fucking win. I love those. The only way to survive something otherwise lethal

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OANST · #**380** 09-26-2008, 11:53 AM

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Sex-dreams for the fucking win. I love those. The only way to survive something otherwise lethal

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Sex would otherwise be lethal for you? Your life gets stranger every day.

Havoc · #**381** 09-26-2008, 11:56 AM

Did

not imply enough of what I meant?

OANST · #**382** 09-26-2008, 12:00 PM

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Did

not imply enough of what I meant?

No.

Havoc · #**383** 09-26-2008, 01:33 PM

I could have sworn you gave me the ever famous nickname Tigerfucker. Or was that Hobo?

OANST · #**384** 09-26-2008, 01:35 PM

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I could have sworn you gave me the ever famous nickname Tigerfucker. Or was that Hobo?

ooohhhhhhh. I actually didn't get it until you said that. Now, I feel stupid.

***Wil*** · #**385** 09-26-2008, 01:42 PM

And yet I still feel like OANST came out on top.

Wings of Fire · #**386** 09-26-2008, 01:51 PM

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And yet I still feel like OANST came out on top.

I think Oanst always comes out on top of everyone, even Havoc
This sentence MAY be read on two levels

Munch's Master · #**387** 09-26-2008, 01:52 PM

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And yet I still feel like OANST came out on top.

Of course he did. He cockblocked Havoc by calling him a weirdo. Simple yet effective.

Havoc · #**388** 09-26-2008, 02:45 PM

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ooohhhhhhh. I actually didn't get it until you said that. Now, I feel stupid.

And here I was thinking you were messing with me.

Pilot · #**389** 09-27-2008, 12:43 PM

To celebrate this inane innuendo inducing cause of impotency, here's Peter Gabriel's classic "Sledgehammer"! Hailed as the song containing the most sexual innuendo of all time.

Wings of Fire · #**390** 10-19-2008, 02:46 AM

4/5, so many ways it could have been better but still fucking satisfying.

And the blood, oh the blood, SO MUCH BLOOD D:.